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Old 08-27-2008, 02:51 PM   #1
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Have a Nice Day? PSA: These are words that should never, ever be used in conversation

Ointment
Moist
Jiggly
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Old 08-27-2008, 02:52 PM   #2
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Old 08-27-2008, 02:52 PM   #3
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We use a PSA at school when doing video projects that talks about watching what you post on the Internet. There's a creepy guy at the end that asks the girl "What color underwear today, Sarah?" Absolutely hilarious.
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Old 08-27-2008, 02:53 PM   #4
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ITT: words that make me lol in my cubicle and get funny looks
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Old 08-27-2008, 02:53 PM   #5
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Old 08-27-2008, 02:53 PM   #6
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But if all three words are used in conjunction in the same sentence it could make for an interesting evening......


"Put some ointment on my moist jiggly....."
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Old 08-27-2008, 02:53 PM   #7
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Old 08-27-2008, 02:53 PM   #8
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hersey squirt
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Old 08-27-2008, 02:54 PM   #9
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Sharky...you posting this thread...
*feels Asi9's fierce gaze*
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Old 08-27-2008, 02:54 PM   #10
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Old 08-27-2008, 02:54 PM   #11
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Viscous, carnal, penetrate, engorged, lubricated, nasal.

... and just like that, I turned myself on.
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Old 08-27-2008, 02:54 PM   #12
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Old 08-27-2008, 02:55 PM   #13
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I'm gonna make it a point to work ointment into my conversations today until people express their discomfort with it.
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Old 08-27-2008, 02:58 PM   #14
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Old 08-27-2008, 02:58 PM   #15
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I'm gonna make it a point to work ointment into my conversations today until people express their discomfort with it.
... if you have discomfort with ointment use, you're using too much.
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Old 08-27-2008, 02:58 PM   #16
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Do any of these words embarass you?

Shoe. Megaphone. Grunties.

Now let's go on to something ruder:

Wankel rotary engine.
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Old 08-27-2008, 02:58 PM   #17
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ointment...maybe.

But jiggly and moist are fantastic words...and even better when used in the same sentence...
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Old 08-27-2008, 02:59 PM   #18
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The ointment made my jiggly bits moist and supple.
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Old 08-27-2008, 03:00 PM   #19
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Old 08-27-2008, 03:01 PM   #20
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"I think every single pharmaceutical drug should come in ointment form and it can only go on your balls. Like if you have a cold, you rub some ointment on your balls."
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Old 08-27-2008, 03:01 PM   #21
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Panties.
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Old 08-27-2008, 03:02 PM   #22
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Panties.
*Ding*

WinnAr.

Society desperately needs a new "go to" word for female underwear.
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Old 08-27-2008, 03:03 PM   #23
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The ointment made my jiggly bits moist and supple.
Did cause a discharge in your panties? Like a vaginal blood fart or a hershey squirt?
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Old 08-27-2008, 03:04 PM   #24
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One year in college, I bet my friends that I could work "luscious" into every final exam. Chemistry was a challenge, but I won.
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Old 08-27-2008, 03:04 PM   #25
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what you said
Jesus man.
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