What do YOU want in a Subaru?

Shohin · 10-09-2008, 10:11 AM

I just got some marketing survey from Subaru and came across this question which I found hilarious. I pass it on to the greater NASIOC community to find out what YOU want in a car.

Q: If you could have any imaginary futuristic improvement made to your Subaru vehicle, what would it be?

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dyrmz134 · 10-09-2008, 10:14 AM

x raY vision

aug · 10-09-2008, 10:24 AM

wouldn't change a thing, except the ****ty paint

Shohin · 10-09-2008, 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aug

wouldn't change a thing, except the ****ty paint

Hence the force field!

ScoobyRS-t · 10-09-2008, 10:48 AM

I would change the new ones back to older bodystyles lol jkin....sorta.

sigurd · 10-09-2008, 10:52 AM

steering wheel
three pedals
shifter

1stockwrx · 10-09-2008, 10:55 AM

A convertible?

maverickar15 · 10-09-2008, 10:56 AM

Force field... it also makes some other "options" moot.

doylfish · 10-09-2008, 10:57 AM

tell me those weren't literally the choices you were given to answer the question..

sniper1rfa · 10-09-2008, 11:00 AM

How am i supposed to pick between ultimate AWD and infinite storage space!?

I want both.

SonicYeller · 10-09-2008, 11:01 AM

Hot naked chicks. 5 of them.

smurfwrx · 10-09-2008, 11:02 AM

none of the above. Or.... all of the above if that's an option but my vote is..... wait for it......

TELEPORTING

ronoverdrive · 10-09-2008, 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyrmz134

x raY vision

I saw what you did there and you're not gonna like the consequences when you look over at the big hary gay biker dude cutting you off in rush hour traffic.

AlxSti · 10-09-2008, 11:03 AM

never pay for fuel.. ever.. wins. with push-button rocket launcher a close 2nd and infinite ipod in 3rd.

Shohin · 10-09-2008, 11:08 AM

No joke, these are the exact choices . . . cut and paste right from the survey. Most of the survey was more serious, but this was hilarious.

They DID ask a question about what future models I would like to see and I checked "other" and wrote in STI LEGACY.

lev98 · 10-09-2008, 11:08 AM

I have always wanted a rocket launcher for those people who cut me off.

gloves · 10-09-2008, 11:13 AM

these options are just weird...but of the ones that might happen this is the nicest option for rush hour traffic

Auto-drive system that would handle all of the driving whenever you want it to

Shohin · 10-09-2008, 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gloves

these options are just weird...but of the ones that might happen this is the nicest option for rush hour traffic

Auto-drive system that would handle all of the driving whenever you want it to

Or when you're drunk!

samb · 10-09-2008, 11:39 AM

A heads up display!!!!

soobiedoo55 · 10-09-2008, 12:04 PM

... the poll would be so much easier for me if there was a "all of the obove" option haha...

IDK MAN!!

DC16A2 · 10-09-2008, 01:30 PM

Wait... unlimited fuel and unlimited cargo. Aren't the two related? I chose unlimited cargo, because if it weighs nothing and doesn't take up space, I'm going to make a killing being a 1-car freight company.

trueno16v · 10-09-2008, 01:34 PM

spinning circular saws that come out from my wheels,
hidden underbody compartment that drops tacks out behind me,
plasma cannon that pops out from my hood scoop,
oil squirters that spray oil on pavement behind me,
cloaking device,
flux capacitor for time travel
and those flashing led lights in front grille of my car (like Kit)

ok--K.I.T.T

Spootypuff · 10-09-2008, 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trueno16v

and those flashing led lights in front grille of my car (like Kit)

that's K.I.T.T.

PrettyRexx · 10-09-2008, 01:38 PM

rocket launcher, no contest. way too many people drive way too stupid.

DerrickRH · 10-09-2008, 01:39 PM

def the force field to stop bugs from denting my car

View Poll Results: If you could have any imaginary futuristic improvement made to your Subaru vehicle, w
A force field so the vehicle would NEVER scratch or get damaged	24	17.52%
A rocket launcher so you could end all road rage issues	8	5.84%
A super iPod complete with a full library of every song EVER made	0	0%
A fully independent fuel system so you would NEVER need to buy gasoline again	56	40.88%
An infinite cargo carrier that could hold ANY quantity of items	4	2.92%
Advanced 4-wheel-drive system that could conquer literally ANY terrain	12	8.76%
Auto-drive system that would handle all of the driving whenever you want it to	10	7.30%
Push-button rocket booster that would make your Subaru accelerate like a Formula 1 race car	23	16.79%
Voters: 137. You may not vote on this poll

10-09-2008, 10:11 AM	#1
Shohin Scooby Specialist Member#: 170188 Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Los Angeles, CA Vehicle: 2013 WRX WRB	What do YOU want in a Subaru? I just got some marketing survey from Subaru and came across this question which I found hilarious. I pass it on to the greater NASIOC community to find out what YOU want in a car. Q: If you could have any imaginary futuristic improvement made to your Subaru vehicle, what would it be? * Registered users of the site do not see these ads.

10-09-2008, 01:34 PM	#22
trueno16v Scooby Specialist Member#: 175170 Join Date: Mar 2008 Chapter/Region: MWSOC Location: Milwaukee, WI Vehicle: 2005 WRX Wagon owl + bungee cord= my a$$	spinning circular saws that come out from my wheels, hidden underbody compartment that drops tacks out behind me, plasma cannon that pops out from my hood scoop, oil squirters that spray oil on pavement behind me, cloaking device, flux capacitor for time travel and those flashing led lights in front grille of my car (like Kit) ok--K.I.T.T Last edited by trueno16v; 10-09-2008 at 01:47 PM.

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10-09-2008, 10:14 AM	#2
dyrmz134 Scooby Specialist Member#: 127336 Join Date: Sep 2006 Chapter/Region: South East Location: NC Vehicle: 1995 s14.5 mostly red	x raY vision

10-09-2008, 10:24 AM	#3
aug Scooby Specialist Member#: 172080 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: 516	wouldn't change a thing, except the ****ty paint

10-09-2008, 10:48 AM	#5
ScoobyRS-t Scooby Newbie Member#: 85324 Join Date: Apr 2005 Chapter/Region: NESIC Location: CT Vehicle: 2005 WRX Silver	I would change the new ones back to older bodystyles lol jkin....sorta.

10-09-2008, 10:52 AM	#6
sigurd Scooby Specialist Member#: 128721 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: TN Vehicle: 2002 impreza WRX psm	steering wheel three pedals shifter

10-09-2008, 10:55 AM	#7
1stockwrx Scooby Guru Member#: 162365 Join Date: Oct 2007 Vehicle: 06	A convertible?

10-09-2008, 10:56 AM	#8
maverickar15 Scooby Newbie Member#: 109779 Join Date: Mar 2006 Chapter/Region: RMIC Location: Broomfield, CO Vehicle: 06 STI WRB 04 JBP FXT	Force field... it also makes some other "options" moot.

10-09-2008, 10:57 AM	#9
doylfish Scooby Specialist Member#: 88099 Join Date: May 2005 Chapter/Region: NESIC Location: Freeport, ME/Prov, RI Vehicle: 2004 Audi S4 2003 Suzuki SV1000S	tell me those weren't literally the choices you were given to answer the question..

10-09-2008, 11:00 AM	#10
sniper1rfa Scooby Specialist Member#: 141040 Join Date: Feb 2007 Chapter/Region: NESIC Location: Designing things Vehicle: 07 2.5i wagon UGM	How am i supposed to pick between ultimate AWD and infinite storage space!? I want both.

10-09-2008, 11:01 AM	#11
SonicYeller Scooby Specialist Member#: 147755 Join Date: May 2007 Location: Cheyenne, WY Vehicle: 2003 SonicYellow WRX 2009 Cobalt SS Turbo	Hot naked chicks. 5 of them.

10-09-2008, 11:02 AM	#12
smurfwrx Scooby Guru Member#: 151928 Join Date: Jun 2007 Chapter/Region: South East Location: Columbia, SC Vehicle: 09 Triumph S3	none of the above. Or.... all of the above if that's an option but my vote is..... wait for it...... TELEPORTING

10-09-2008, 11:03 AM	#14
AlxSti Scooby Guru Member#: 94615 Join Date: Aug 2005 Chapter/Region: MAIC Location: Wilmington, DE Vehicle: \|'06 AW VF39 STi\| \|AgileTuned:341WHP/356TQ\|	never pay for fuel.. ever.. wins. with push-button rocket launcher a close 2nd and infinite ipod in 3rd.

10-09-2008, 11:08 AM	#15
Shohin Scooby Specialist Member#: 170188 Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Los Angeles, CA Vehicle: 2013 WRX WRB	No joke, these are the exact choices . . . cut and paste right from the survey. Most of the survey was more serious, but this was hilarious. They DID ask a question about what future models I would like to see and I checked "other" and wrote in STI LEGACY.

10-09-2008, 11:08 AM	#16
lev98 Scooby Guru Member#: 140529 Join Date: Feb 2007 Chapter/Region: TXIC Location: Dfw Vehicle: 01 Ferrari 360 spy	I have always wanted a rocket launcher for those people who cut me off.

10-09-2008, 11:13 AM	#17
gloves Scooby Specialist Member#: 106412 Join Date: Jan 2006 Chapter/Region: NESIC Location: Waltham, Mass Vehicle: SOLD 2007 STi 2005 Porsche Carrera S	these options are just weird...but of the ones that might happen this is the nicest option for rush hour traffic Auto-drive system that would handle all of the driving whenever you want it to

10-09-2008, 11:39 AM	#19
samb Scooby Specialist Member#: 177235 Join Date: Apr 2008 Chapter/Region: Tri-State Location: Gliese 581 b Vehicle: 2012 Mustang GT Silver	A heads up display!!!!

10-09-2008, 12:04 PM	#20
soobiedoo55 Scooby Newbie Member#: 161150 Join Date: Oct 2007 Chapter/Region: TXIC Location: alamogordo/el paso Vehicle: 2006 STi UGM	... the poll would be so much easier for me if there was a "all of the obove" option haha... IDK MAN!!

10-09-2008, 01:30 PM	#21
DC16A2 Scooby Specialist Member#: 174357 Join Date: Mar 2008 Chapter/Region: Tri-State Location: NYC Vehicle: 2002 OBS	Wait... unlimited fuel and unlimited cargo. Aren't the two related? I chose unlimited cargo, because if it weighs nothing and doesn't take up space, I'm going to make a killing being a 1-car freight company.

10-09-2008, 01:38 PM	#24
PrettyRexx Scooby Newbie Member#: 106284 Join Date: Jan 2006 Chapter/Region: SWIC Location: lurking in teh OT Vehicle: a certified used babymobile	rocket launcher, no contest. way too many people drive way too stupid.

10-09-2008, 01:39 PM	#25
DerrickRH Scooby Specialist Member#: 75078 Join Date: Nov 2004 Chapter/Region: MWSOC Location: Fayetteville, AR Vehicle: 2000 Legacy GT Black Granite Pearl	def the force field to stop bugs from denting my car