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Old 10-30-2008, 01:38 PM   #1
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Default Why do cigarettes make me have to poop???

I don't get it. Ill have no urge until I smoke one then bam!

Muscle relaxer?
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Old 10-30-2008, 01:40 PM   #2
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Natural laxitive.

It's preparing your colon for all the cancer that will be destroying your body in a few years.
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Old 10-30-2008, 01:40 PM   #3
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coffee does the same thing to me, esp the big cans of doubleshot they make now.
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Old 10-30-2008, 01:40 PM   #4
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Uh. They never made me have to poop. Though they have made me want to die.
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Old 10-30-2008, 01:41 PM   #5
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One of the chemicals inside cigarettes reacts with something in your digestive tract. I need to look it up.
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Old 10-30-2008, 01:41 PM   #6
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Same thing happens to me when I go to the mall. I ALWAYS have to go as soon as I start looking through the clothes!
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Old 10-30-2008, 01:42 PM   #7
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They flavor them with prune juice. prunes are a laxative
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Old 10-30-2008, 01:42 PM   #8
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Though they have made me want to die.
What a coincidence....they will make you die!
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Old 10-30-2008, 01:43 PM   #9
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One of the chemicals inside cigarettes reacts with something in your digestive tract. I need to look it up.
All I found in Google was a bunch of people asking the same question with no answers.
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Old 10-30-2008, 01:43 PM   #10
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I don't smoke usually. But for some reason I end up smoking when I drink.. And it did that to me last night. I was just standing there and then I was like I have to ****, I need to sit down.
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Old 10-30-2008, 01:43 PM   #11
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Same thing happens to me when I go to the mall. I ALWAYS have to go as soon as I start looking through the clothes!
WHAT?!
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Old 10-30-2008, 01:43 PM   #12
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They flavor them with prune juice. prunes are a laxative
Dr Pepper pooping thread ------------> that way.
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Old 10-30-2008, 01:45 PM   #13
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Dr Pepper pooping thread ------------> that way.
So, I'm not the only one then?
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Old 10-30-2008, 01:46 PM   #14
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Oh I forgot, girls don't poop!
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Old 10-30-2008, 01:47 PM   #15
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I don't get it. Ill have no urge until I smoke one then bam!

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coffee does the same thing to me, esp the big cans of doubleshot they make now.
Here's the cause. Coffee first thing in the morning along with smokes, you go poop. It's not the smokey treats.
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Old 10-30-2008, 01:47 PM   #16
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What a coincidence....they will make you die!
Yeah so does everything else in the world. Death has a 100% success rate.
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Old 10-30-2008, 01:48 PM   #17
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Dr Pepper pooping thread ------------> that way.
There's no prune juice in Dr Pepper.
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Old 10-30-2008, 01:51 PM   #18
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I haven't smoked in almost 2 years, but I had the same issues. It would really suck when you'd step outside, take 2 drags, and need to put it out so you can go take care of business.
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Old 10-30-2008, 01:52 PM   #19
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Nicotine and caffeine act as stimulants. They make the muscles in your colon contract, from the top, down to the bottom (heh.) This action moves the material towards the exit. And it is an exit people.
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Old 10-30-2008, 02:04 PM   #20
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Nicotine and caffeine act as stimulants. They make the muscles in your colon contract, from the top, down to the bottom (heh.) This action moves the material towards the exit. And it is an exit people.

Ding ding ding. This man speaks the truth.

Coke can do the same thing to ya. Both the powder and the drink.

So will smokeless tobacco.
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Old 10-30-2008, 02:13 PM   #21
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Same thing happens to me when I go to the mall. I ALWAYS have to go as soon as I start looking through the clothes!
))<>((

You and me.
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Old 10-30-2008, 02:37 PM   #22
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Because they're so bad for your health, even feces would rather abandon ship than stay aboard a sinking vessel.
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Old 10-30-2008, 03:59 PM   #23
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Correct

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Natural laxitive.

It's preparing your colon for all the cancer that will be destroying your body in a few years.
Also correct.

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Because they're so bad for your health, even feces would rather abandon ship than stay aboard a sinking vessel.
Extra props for feedingtime for better articulation.
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Old 10-30-2008, 04:00 PM   #24
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Yep, it's the Cancer making room.
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Old 10-30-2008, 04:09 PM   #25
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The real question is "Why do I always have to have a cigarette after I poop?"
And does it being pleasurable enough that it makes me wanna have a smoke make me a homo?
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