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Old 02-14-2013, 09:08 PM   #1
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Well, well, well

Man threw semen at 2 shoppers
http://www.koat.com/news/new-mexico/...d/-/index.html

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Farmington police are searching for a man who threw or ejaculated semen on two women while at Walmart on two separate occasions. Detectives were able to get surveillance pictures of the man, but he has not been positively identified yet. Police said he appears to be a Native American man between 5 feet 3 inches and 5 feet 6 inches and weighing about 165 lbs. He appears to be in his 30s to early 40s.The man arbitrarily chooses his female victims, according to police. Police said there are two confirmed victims, but more may be out there.
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Old 02-14-2013, 09:09 PM   #2
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What's this world coming to?
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Old 02-14-2013, 09:11 PM   #3
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This is a sticky situation.
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Old 02-14-2013, 09:12 PM   #4
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What isn't this world coming to?
Normally I would say the average Walmart customer but I've been proven wrong.
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Old 02-14-2013, 09:13 PM   #5
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The suspect has been identified as James Dances With Fist.
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Old 02-14-2013, 09:13 PM   #6
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Chief Flinging Goo
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Old 02-14-2013, 09:14 PM   #7
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Dances With Fists's lawyer was quoted as saying, "given the evidence, I'm confident I can get Jack off."
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Old 02-14-2013, 09:15 PM   #8
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They live in New Mexico...he was just giving them a homemade sunblock recipe.
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Old 02-14-2013, 09:15 PM   #9
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IB: Motorpotor thread... -10 points.
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Old 02-14-2013, 09:15 PM   #10
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He'd better get a good deferens lawyer.
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Old 02-14-2013, 09:16 PM   #11
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Canadians just don't get it.
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Old 02-14-2013, 09:17 PM   #12
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If they catch him, he will certainly get the shaft
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Old 02-14-2013, 09:20 PM   #13
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This guy sounds like a real straight shooter.
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Old 02-14-2013, 09:25 PM   #14
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Old 02-14-2013, 09:28 PM   #15
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Well, you've got to admire his spunk.

jds grew up not far frm Farmington NM. Not even once.
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Old 02-14-2013, 09:28 PM   #16
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Albuquerque is in Florida?
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Old 02-14-2013, 10:01 PM   #17
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Old 02-14-2013, 10:04 PM   #18
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Old 02-14-2013, 10:59 PM   #19
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Yeaaah!
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Old 02-14-2013, 11:02 PM   #20
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Old 02-14-2013, 11:02 PM   #21
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So, It has cum to this?
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Old 02-14-2013, 11:26 PM   #22
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Well played!
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Old 02-15-2013, 12:00 AM   #23
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Friggin New Mexico... *shakes head*

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Old 02-15-2013, 12:02 AM   #24
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Friggin New Mexico... *shakes head*

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And I'm trying to move to the eastern part
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