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View Poll Results: How do you wipe?
Standing up 25 29.76%
Sitting down 57 67.86%
Bidet FTW! 2 2.38%
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Old 12-24-2008, 10:28 AM   #1
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Default How do you wipe? Standing up or sitting down?

After a conversation with a couple friends, we realized people who do it one way think that people who do it the other way are weird. I personally think standing up is the way to go! Seems a bit more convenient for some reason. Plus if I'm in a public restroom I wouldn't mind spending as little time on the toilet seat as possible.

Your thoughts?
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Old 12-24-2008, 10:29 AM   #2
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Old 12-24-2008, 10:30 AM   #3
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People stand up and wipe???

Why? The ol' lean on one cheek works the best, and keeps the cheeks spreaded! Otherwise standing up is just going to make the job harder!

Yore doing it rong!
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Old 12-24-2008, 10:31 AM   #4
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People stand up and wipe???

Why? The ol' lean on one cheek works the best, and keeps the cheeks spreaded! Otherwise standing up is just going to make the job harder!

Yore doing it rong!
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Old 12-24-2008, 10:32 AM   #5
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My wiping harem services me standing up.
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Old 12-24-2008, 10:32 AM   #6
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Old 12-24-2008, 10:33 AM   #7
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Where's the "both" option? Start sitting down, finish standing up!
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Old 12-24-2008, 10:33 AM   #8
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This thread smells like ****.
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Old 12-24-2008, 10:33 AM   #9
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i don't "wipe" anymore. In my efforts to cut back some of my spending, I have converted to the "1 square and 1 finger" method.
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Old 12-24-2008, 10:40 AM   #10
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*sigh* This is OT. I said it before, I'll say it again: Everything that can in any way be related to the bathroom has been discussed before.

http://forums.nasioc.com/forums/show...highlight=wipe

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Old 12-24-2008, 10:40 AM   #11
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Standing up would get stray turdlets on your buttcheeks. Sitting down and leaning over is the way to dedefecate.
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Old 12-24-2008, 10:41 AM   #12
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*sigh* This is OT. I said it before, I'll say it again: Everything that can in any way be related to the bathroom has been discussed before.

http://forums.nasioc.com/forums/show...highlight=wipe

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Old 12-24-2008, 10:42 AM   #13
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*sigh* This is OT. I said it before, I'll say it again: Everything that can in any way be related to the bathroom has been discussed before.

http://forums.nasioc.com/forums/show...highlight=wipe

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Beat me to it
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Old 12-24-2008, 11:11 AM   #14
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What kind of retarded idiot wipes standing up? There's no way in hell you can properly clean your bunghole that way. You are a smelly, dirty person.
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Old 12-24-2008, 11:14 AM   #15
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After a conversation with a couple friends, we realized people who do it one way think that people who do it the other way are weird. I personally think standing up is the way to go! Seems a bit more convenient for some reason. Plus if I'm in a public restroom I wouldn't mind spending as little time on the toilet seat as possible.

Your thoughts?
nope, only people who stand and wipe are weird.
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Old 12-24-2008, 11:16 AM   #16
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Ewww! stand up and feel the squish? Or do you somehow hold your ass open when you get up?
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Old 12-24-2008, 11:19 AM   #17
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What's funny though is that even if a thread has been done before, those who haven't seen it will always reply in the same manner. It's seriously an interesting view into internet psychology.

...3 shells
...people stand up!?
and so on.
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Old 12-24-2008, 11:20 AM   #18
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Old 12-24-2008, 11:20 AM   #19
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stand up and wipe? wtf?

do you wrinkle or fold the TP? thats a better question
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Old 12-24-2008, 11:21 AM   #20
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Old 12-24-2008, 11:30 AM   #21
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*sigh* This is OT. I said it before, I'll say it again: Everything that can in any way be related to the bathroom has been discussed before.

http://forums.nasioc.com/forums/show...highlight=wipe

search.
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Old 12-24-2008, 11:34 AM   #22
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It's seriously an interesting view into internet psychology.
Newsletter and such.
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Old 12-24-2008, 11:34 AM   #23
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Standing up just smashes the cheeks together creating a larger clean-up area
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Old 12-24-2008, 11:50 AM   #24
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But do you wipe front to back or back to front?
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Old 12-24-2008, 11:54 AM   #25
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Fold or wad it up?
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