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Old 03-05-2009, 10:38 AM   #1
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Default I have been having problems with the ladies lately:

So lately I have been going through a dry spell with the ladies. For some reason i couldn't even get a girl to take a second look at me let alone stop and talk to me for a few minutes.

So I ended up and seeking outside guidance because it was getting to the state of depression that was unhealthy.We established that I am a clean person, I eat healthy, well educated, good conversationalist, and I have been told I am the "song bird of my generation" by those who have heard me sing.But all of these attributes don't do any good if I can't get them(women) to notice me long enough to find these details out for themselves.

Another thing we established by our social experiment conducted at Fashion Place Mall; people in general thought i was a vagrant by the way i dressed.

So the conclusion I hired a a team of 7 fashion consultants to update my wardrobe. We spent weeks studying the latest fashions in Paris, New York, and London. We scoured magazines making notes of what Hollywood actors were wearing that classified them as "Hot!". So after weeks of study and thousands dollars later we calculated all of our findings and found one shirt that would meet or exceed all fashion critic's liking.

I present this to you as a friend who wants everyone to be as successful as i have been in meeting women since I replaced my entire wardrobe with one shirt.



Afterthought, this shirt has gotten me so much tail , but I realized that on cold days i was not as successful, and i soon recognized that during these days i was wearing a jacket that would cover up my new found hotness.

So I enlisted a migrant family of seamstress to create an undaunted masterpiece that would emulate the short sleeved version but keep me warm as well.

I present to you:


After my personal success, I wanted others to be successful as well. I took my experiment to the road and to gather a consensus!-- /* Style Definitions */ p.MsoNormal, li.MsoNormal, div.MsoNormal {mso-style-parent:""; margin:0in; margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:12.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";} @page Section1 {size:8.5in 11.0in; margin:1.0in 1.25in 1.0in 1.25in; mso-header-margin:.5in; mso-footer-margin:.5in; mso-paper-source:0;} div.Section1 {page:Section1;} --> from others and their personal experiences from my new wardrobe update program.


As my hired uber famous Hollywood spokeperson says "Don't take my word for it!"

Here are just some of the reactions I got:

Don Juan says...
You would not believe the pu$$y I pull in this thing.

Ol Tripod says...
This shirt is excellent for pulling in husky Native American bisheses with diabetes.

nukegoat says...
Its painful how sexy I look in this.

Tomash says...
My power has increased 100 fold with the addition of this shirt to my already vast aresenal of wolf shirts.

Stacy says...
I just saw this guy with this exact same shirt on! He made my pu**y all wet

phazlay says...
Five stars for shizzle. I went from nerdy internet boy, to ladies man overnight. Thanks wolf sweater.

brownrice says...
if god wore a shirt, this would be the one

Fazle says...
"Born to Bone" is more like it when you wear this phuker around.

Tom12 says...
My pen0r grew 3 inches ever since i bought this bad a$$ shirt now my girl cant get enough of my 4 inch member.
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Old 03-05-2009, 10:41 AM   #2
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Old 03-05-2009, 10:44 AM   #3
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wolf shirts > your life!
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Old 03-05-2009, 10:44 AM   #4
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we are really just running out of shiz to talk about
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Old 03-05-2009, 10:46 AM   #5
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we are really just running out of shiz to talk about
tub girl?

lol if its together it censors it, wtf?
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Old 03-05-2009, 10:54 AM   #6
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we are really just running out of shiz to talk about
Pretty much!
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Old 03-05-2009, 11:17 AM   #7
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oh man, haha. you missed the:

"mikejfox:
it cured my shakes"

post. hahaha
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Old 03-05-2009, 11:35 AM   #8
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my brother told me the best investment for a single guy's social life is nice clothes, ever since then, my luck has been much better with the ladies.
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Old 03-05-2009, 11:39 AM   #9
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Chicks dig guys who can turn into wolves even more.



The hardest part is finding a native American shaman who can turn you into a wolfen.
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Old 03-05-2009, 11:44 AM   #10
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I Lol'd
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Old 03-05-2009, 11:59 AM   #11
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Old 03-05-2009, 12:20 PM   #12
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dude, wolf shirts are so last year.
that **** was cool in like september


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Old 03-05-2009, 12:23 PM   #13
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Old 03-05-2009, 12:24 PM   #14
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Old 03-05-2009, 12:34 PM   #15
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Old 03-05-2009, 12:37 PM   #16
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hell yes, reading rainbow tended me for many afternoons as a child.
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Old 03-05-2009, 01:06 PM   #17
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its either this or jamie eason pics your choice haha
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Old 03-05-2009, 01:15 PM   #18
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The Original OG!!

If affliction made a wolf shirt!
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Old 03-05-2009, 01:23 PM   #19
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i gotta say, i really dislike that affliction t shirt trend that every guy in the state is rocking. they all fit like they belong to their 8 year old brothers or they shrunk 3 sizes in the wash. maybe i'm too plain.
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Old 03-05-2009, 02:11 PM   #20
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AFFLICTION = douchebag
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Old 03-05-2009, 02:38 PM   #21
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Old 03-05-2009, 02:45 PM   #22
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AFFLICTION = douchebag
Well lucky for me Affliction shirts dont fit nor do they make a 3xl. I do wear Xtreme Couture because thats the only 3XL shirt that fits me right with out having the "8 year old boy" look.

Maybe I'm a douchebag, but without them i wouldnt have nice fitting shirts, plus i only pay 16.99 each for them at TJ Mizzle.

This is the wolf shirt in blue, me getting A$$!
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Old 03-05-2009, 02:48 PM   #23
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man, the ride side of that picture looks much better than the left side.
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Old 03-05-2009, 02:51 PM   #24
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man, the ride side of that picture looks much better than the left side.
HAHA Im not even going to argue that point at all.

If you had said otherwise i would seriously be questioning a few things.
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Old 03-05-2009, 04:19 PM   #25
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man, the ride side of that picture looks much better than the left side.

is that grammar or Freudian slip?
Let me rephrase, Is RJ gonna have to choke a b!tch?
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