I have been having problems with the ladies lately:

Subr-man · 03-05-2009, 10:38 AM

So lately I have been going through a dry spell with the ladies. For some reason i couldn't even get a girl to take a second look at me let alone stop and talk to me for a few minutes.

So I ended up and seeking outside guidance because it was getting to the state of depression that was unhealthy.We established that I am a clean person, I eat healthy, well educated, good conversationalist, and I have been told I am the "song bird of my generation" by those who have heard me sing.But all of these attributes don't do any good if I can't get them(women) to notice me long enough to find these details out for themselves.

Another thing we established by our social experiment conducted at Fashion Place Mall; people in general thought i was a vagrant by the way i dressed.

So the conclusion I hired a a team of 7 fashion consultants to update my wardrobe. We spent weeks studying the latest fashions in Paris, New York, and London. We scoured magazines making notes of what Hollywood actors were wearing that classified them as "Hot!". So after weeks of study and thousands dollars later we calculated all of our findings and found one shirt that would meet or exceed all fashion critic's liking.

I present this to you as a friend who wants everyone to be as successful as i have been in meeting women since I replaced my entire wardrobe with one shirt.

Afterthought, this shirt has gotten me so much tail , but I realized that on cold days i was not as successful, and i soon recognized that during these days i was wearing a jacket that would cover up my new found hotness.

So I enlisted a migrant family of seamstress to create an undaunted masterpiece that would emulate the short sleeved version but keep me warm as well.

I present to you:

After my personal success, I wanted others to be successful as well. I took my experiment to the road and to gather a consensus!-- /* Style Definitions */ p.MsoNormal, li.MsoNormal, div.MsoNormal {mso-style-parent:""; margin:0in; margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:12.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";} @page Section1 {size:8.5in 11.0in; margin:1.0in 1.25in 1.0in 1.25in; mso-header-margin:.5in; mso-footer-margin:.5in; mso-paper-source:0;} div.Section1 {page:Section1;} --> from others and their personal experiences from my new wardrobe update program.

As my hired uber famous Hollywood spokeperson says "Don't take my word for it!"

Here are just some of the reactions I got:

Don Juan says...

You would not believe the pu$$y I pull in this thing.

Ol Tripod says...

This shirt is excellent for pulling in husky Native American bisheses with diabetes.

nukegoat says...

Its painful how sexy I look in this.

Tomash says...

My power has increased 100 fold with the addition of this shirt to my already vast aresenal of wolf shirts.

Stacy says...

I just saw this guy with this exact same shirt on! He made my pu**y all wet

phazlay says...

Five stars for shizzle. I went from nerdy internet boy, to ladies man overnight. Thanks wolf sweater.

brownrice says...

if god wore a shirt, this would be the one

Fazle says...
"Born to Bone" is more like it when you wear this phuker around.

Tom12 says...
My pen0r grew 3 inches ever since i bought this bad a$$ shirt now my girl cant get enough of my 4 inch member.

* Registered users of the site do not see these ads.

filthy · 03-05-2009, 10:41 AM

weird

pumpkyn · 03-05-2009, 10:44 AM

wolf shirts > your life!

06HAWKMAN · 03-05-2009, 10:44 AM

we are really just running out of shiz to talk about

pumpkyn · 03-05-2009, 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 06HAWKMAN

we are really just running out of shiz to talk about

tub girl?

lol if its together it censors it, wtf?

Subr-man · 03-05-2009, 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 06HAWKMAN

we are really just running out of shiz to talk about

Pretty much!

Himynameisgreg · 03-05-2009, 11:17 AM

oh man, haha. you missed the:

"mikejfox:
it cured my shakes"

post. hahaha

SkiWrex · 03-05-2009, 11:35 AM

my brother told me the best investment for a single guy's social life is nice clothes, ever since then, my luck has been much better with the ladies.

ashergrey · 03-05-2009, 11:39 AM

Chicks dig guys who can turn into wolves even more.

The hardest part is finding a native American shaman who can turn you into a wolfen.

OMG AWD · 03-05-2009, 11:44 AM

I Lol'd

Juiced05WRX · 03-05-2009, 11:59 AM

rally_on · 03-05-2009, 12:20 PM

dude, wolf shirts are so last year.
that **** was cool in like september

behind the times

Version:88 · 03-05-2009, 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Subr-man

Pretty much!

+1...

Version:88 · 03-05-2009, 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juiced05WRX

Just try and stop me!

Juiced05WRX · 03-05-2009, 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juiced05WRX

If you could do this, you wouldn't care if the ladies paid any attention to you.

Killnitsoftly · 03-05-2009, 12:37 PM

hell yes, reading rainbow tended me for many afternoons as a child.

Subr-man · 03-05-2009, 01:06 PM

its either this or jamie eason pics your choice haha

Subr-man · 03-05-2009, 01:15 PM

The Original OG!!

If affliction made a wolf shirt!

Killnitsoftly · 03-05-2009, 01:23 PM

i gotta say, i really dislike that affliction t shirt trend that every guy in the state is rocking. they all fit like they belong to their 8 year old brothers or they shrunk 3 sizes in the wash. maybe i'm too plain.

StoryBookSin · 03-05-2009, 02:11 PM

AFFLICTION = douchebag

Killnitsoftly · 03-05-2009, 02:38 PM

i couldn't agree more.

Subr-man · 03-05-2009, 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StoryBookSin

AFFLICTION = douchebag

Well lucky for me Affliction shirts dont fit nor do they make a 3xl. I do wear Xtreme Couture because thats the only 3XL shirt that fits me right with out having the "8 year old boy" look.

Maybe I'm a douchebag, but without them i wouldnt have nice fitting shirts, plus i only pay 16.99 each for them at TJ Mizzle.

This is the wolf shirt in blue, me getting A$$!

bhhamblin · 03-05-2009, 02:48 PM

man, the ride side of that picture looks much better than the left side.

Subr-man · 03-05-2009, 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bhhamblin

man, the ride side of that picture looks much better than the left side.

HAHA Im not even going to argue that point at all.

If you had said otherwise i would seriously be questioning a few things.

Subr-man · 03-05-2009, 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bhhamblin

man, the ride side of that picture looks much better than the left side.

is that grammar or Freudian slip?
Let me rephrase, Is RJ gonna have to choke a b!tch?

03-05-2009, 10:38 AM	#1
Subr-man Scooby Guru Member#: 169211 Join Date: Jan 2008 Chapter/Region: International Location: "Looks like the buster turned Vehicle: into a gearhead." Goin' Back Old Skool	I have been having problems with the ladies lately: So lately I have been going through a dry spell with the ladies. For some reason i couldn't even get a girl to take a second look at me let alone stop and talk to me for a few minutes. So I ended up and seeking outside guidance because it was getting to the state of depression that was unhealthy.We established that I am a clean person, I eat healthy, well educated, good conversationalist, and I have been told I am the "song bird of my generation" by those who have heard me sing.But all of these attributes don't do any good if I can't get them(women) to notice me long enough to find these details out for themselves. Another thing we established by our social experiment conducted at Fashion Place Mall; people in general thought i was a vagrant by the way i dressed. So the conclusion I hired a a team of 7 fashion consultants to update my wardrobe. We spent weeks studying the latest fashions in Paris, New York, and London. We scoured magazines making notes of what Hollywood actors were wearing that classified them as "Hot!". So after weeks of study and thousands dollars later we calculated all of our findings and found one shirt that would meet or exceed all fashion critic's liking. I present this to you as a friend who wants everyone to be as successful as i have been in meeting women since I replaced my entire wardrobe with one shirt. Afterthought, this shirt has gotten me so much tail , but I realized that on cold days i was not as successful, and i soon recognized that during these days i was wearing a jacket that would cover up my new found hotness. So I enlisted a migrant family of seamstress to create an undaunted masterpiece that would emulate the short sleeved version but keep me warm as well. I present to you: After my personal success, I wanted others to be successful as well. I took my experiment to the road and to gather a consensus!-- /* Style Definitions / p.MsoNormal, li.MsoNormal, div.MsoNormal {mso-style-parent:""; margin:0in; margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:12.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";} @page Section1 {size:8.5in 11.0in; margin:1.0in 1.25in 1.0in 1.25in; mso-header-margin:.5in; mso-footer-margin:.5in; mso-paper-source:0;} div.Section1 {page:Section1;} --> from others and their personal experiences from my new wardrobe update program. As my hired uber famous Hollywood spokeperson says "Don't take my word for it!" Here are just some of the reactions I got: Don Juan says... You would not believe the pu$$y I pull in this thing. Ol Tripod says... This shirt is excellent for pulling in husky Native American bisheses with diabetes. nukegoat says... Its painful how sexy I look in this. Tomash says... My power has increased 100 fold with the addition of this shirt to my already vast aresenal of wolf shirts. Stacy says... I just saw this guy with this exact same shirt on! He made my puy all wet phazlay says... Five stars for shizzle. I went from nerdy internet boy, to ladies man overnight. Thanks wolf sweater. brownrice says... if god wore a shirt, this would be the one Fazle says... "Born to Bone" is more like it when you wear this phuker around. Tom12 says... My pen0r grew 3 inches ever since i bought this bad a$$ shirt now my girl cant get enough of my 4 inch member. Registered users of the site do not see these ads.

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03-05-2009, 10:41 AM	#2
filthy Scooby Specialist Member#: 176613 Join Date: Apr 2008 Chapter/Region: SCIC Location: Detailed Daily!!! Vehicle: 2010 Torque Monster Silver Sleeper! HOLD ON!!	weird

03-05-2009, 10:44 AM	#3
pumpkyn Scooby Specialist Member#: 156347 Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: LA/PHX/SLC Vehicle: 1997 Milano EK 2004 Platinum Wrex	wolf shirts > your life!

03-05-2009, 10:44 AM	#4
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03-05-2009, 11:17 AM	#7
Himynameisgreg Scooby Specialist Member#: 200420 Join Date: Jan 2009 Chapter/Region: RMIC Location: Park City, UT Vehicle: '08 DGM 2.5i Sedan '05 AW STI Track Car	oh man, haha. you missed the: "mikejfox: it cured my shakes" post. hahaha

03-05-2009, 11:35 AM	#8
SkiWrex Scooby Specialist Member#: 142559 Join Date: Mar 2007 Chapter/Region: RMIC Location: Utah Vehicle: 02 psm wagg 06 GSXR 1000	my brother told me the best investment for a single guy's social life is nice clothes, ever since then, my luck has been much better with the ladies.

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ashergrey Scooby Specialist Member#: 174533 Join Date: Mar 2008 Chapter/Region: RMIC Location: SLC, UT Vehicle: 0694 WRXLtd/LegWagon WRB/Pure White	Chicks dig guys who can turn into wolves even more. The hardest part is finding a native American shaman who can turn you into a wolfen.

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03-05-2009, 12:20 PM	#12
rally_on Scooby Specialist Member#: 86849 Join Date: May 2005 Chapter/Region: RMIC Location: SL,UT Vehicle: 1977 Datsun	dude, wolf shirts are so last year. that **** was cool in like september behind the times

03-05-2009, 12:37 PM	#16
Killnitsoftly Scooby Specialist Member#: 172437 Join Date: Feb 2008 Chapter/Region: RMIC Location: 435 Vehicle: not as cool as yours	hell yes, reading rainbow tended me for many afternoons as a child.

03-05-2009, 01:06 PM	#17
Subr-man Scooby Guru Member#: 169211 Join Date: Jan 2008 Chapter/Region: International Location: "Looks like the buster turned Vehicle: into a gearhead." Goin' Back Old Skool	its either this or jamie eason pics your choice haha

03-05-2009, 01:15 PM	#18
Subr-man Scooby Guru Member#: 169211 Join Date: Jan 2008 Chapter/Region: International Location: "Looks like the buster turned Vehicle: into a gearhead." Goin' Back Old Skool	The Original OG!! If affliction made a wolf shirt!

03-05-2009, 01:23 PM	#19
Killnitsoftly Scooby Specialist Member#: 172437 Join Date: Feb 2008 Chapter/Region: RMIC Location: 435 Vehicle: not as cool as yours	i gotta say, i really dislike that affliction t shirt trend that every guy in the state is rocking. they all fit like they belong to their 8 year old brothers or they shrunk 3 sizes in the wash. maybe i'm too plain.

03-05-2009, 02:11 PM	#20
StoryBookSin Scooby Specialist Member#: 85514 Join Date: Apr 2005 Chapter/Region: RMIC Location: That one place. Vehicle: 2009 Now screwing Over the PPl of nasioc	AFFLICTION = douchebag

03-05-2009, 02:38 PM	#21
Killnitsoftly Scooby Specialist Member#: 172437 Join Date: Feb 2008 Chapter/Region: RMIC Location: 435 Vehicle: not as cool as yours	i couldn't agree more.

03-05-2009, 02:48 PM	#23
bhhamblin n00b Moderator Moderator Member#: 99397 Join Date: Oct 2005 Chapter/Region: RMIC Location: Clinton, UT Vehicle: '13 BRZ, '13 STi SRs13 '83 Skyline '93 GTR	man, the ride side of that picture looks much better than the left side.