OT: The Relationship Rant Thread

Jockey_Girl · 03-17-2009, 02:18 PM

Okay, so i'm bored, amuse me

Decided to start a random thread about anything and everything relationships.
I may have asked something similar before....but here's a chance to compile it

So.........
-stuff that girls/guys do that guys/girls don't understand
-an interesting experience you've had with a guy/girl
-your rant of the day about your significant other/partner/gf/bf/etc.
-stuff you wish your gf/bf/wife/husband would/wouldn't do
-situations you want advice on (or is that a recipe for disaster in this forum

)

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semaj · 03-17-2009, 02:18 PM

What did Chris do to deserve this thread?

Jockey_Girl · 03-17-2009, 02:19 PM

how the heck do you reply so fast?!

haha.

he didn't do anything!
i'm just bored.
really

Yannerd · 03-17-2009, 02:21 PM

Riiiiiight...

Poor chris, his relationship being put on the internet under a microscope.

semaj · 03-17-2009, 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jockey_Girl

how the heck do you reply so fast?!

I have ESP.

Chris, just say "I'm sorry"

tora · 03-17-2009, 02:26 PM

You're bored in your relationship? Maybe Chris needs to spice it up. Chris, hop to it and get some Romance goin'!

MY rant, why is it so looked down on to have one girlfriend for each day of the week. Do girls really not appreciate that?

semaj · 03-17-2009, 02:27 PM

And why can't I pee in MY shower?

It's not like I'm peeing when she showers.

tora · 03-17-2009, 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by semaj

And why can't I pee in MY shower?

It's not like I'm peeing when she showers.

Some chicks prefer that. Next time she is taking a shower jump in with her and pee on her leg.

alvinli217 · 03-17-2009, 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tora

Some chicks prefer that. Next time she is taking a shower jump in with her and pee on her leg.

i like your style tora, it's just like a male dog looking for a pole in the rain

tora · 03-17-2009, 02:46 PM

I took my cues from Joe Pesci in Casino.

Yannerd · 03-17-2009, 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tora

MY rant, why is it so looked down on to have one girlfriend for each day of the week. Do girls really not appreciate that?

You're just looking at all the wrong places. This is why Rihanna was beaten up! She didn't accept the different girlfriend each day

Is it too soon for woman beating jokes involving Rihanna?

Quote:

Originally Posted by semaj

And why can't I pee in MY shower?

It's not like I'm peeing when she showers.

Just pee in her butt while you're in the shower

Quote:

Originally Posted by tora

Some chicks prefer that. Next time she is taking a shower jump in with her and pee on her leg.

This will also work but James is into foot fetishes could get messy.

Jeff54 · 03-17-2009, 02:50 PM

stupid bitch still won't idle properly....and she falls on her face after 5000

thats all i got

alvinli217 · 03-17-2009, 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yannerd

Just pee in her butt while you're in the shower

that's kinda gross

i don't think James will be able to sleep in the same room after doing that

GlobalWaste · 03-17-2009, 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tora

Some chicks prefer that. Next time she is taking a shower jump in with her and pee on her leg.

To get away with it, first yell "OMG JELLYFISH STING!" That way, you're peeing on her leg because you care.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yannerd

Just pee in her butt while you're in the shower

So what's the best approach to ask your girl if you can pee in her butt?

rs420 · 03-17-2009, 03:07 PM

from 2 and a half men

Quote:

Mandy: You are so cute!
Jake: I know.
Kathleen: You got a girlfriend yet?
Jake: No, I'm a bachelor like my Uncle Charlie.
Mandy: You don't ever want to get married?
Jake [repeating Charlie's quote]: No, as long as I've got somebody to clean my house and some action on a regular basis, I don't need a wife.
Mandy: Excuse me?!?!?
Jake: Yeah, I don't want to be giving anyone half my stuff
Alan: Okay, bye-bye

Yannerd · 03-17-2009, 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeff54

stupid bitch still won't idle properly....and she falls on her face after 5000

thats all i got

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...e+angry+pirate

Try that, it should help with your idling problems

Quote:

Originally Posted by amarpauld

To get away with it, first yell "OMG JELLYFISH STING!" That way, you're peeing on her leg because you care.

So what's the best approach to ask your girl if you can pee in her butt?

Or you throw a jellyfish on her and you just start peeing, again doesn't help with James' foot fetish issue.

As for asking to pee in her butt it's kinda like a dutch oven... you just slyly sneak it in there while she's picking up the soap. That's why you don't drop the soap!

GlobalWaste · 03-17-2009, 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rs420

Mandy: You are so cute!
Jake: I know.
Kathleen: You got a girlfriend yet?
Jake: No, I'm a bachelor like my Uncle Charlie.
Mandy: You don't ever want to get married?
Jake [repeating Charlie's quote]: No, as long as I've got somebody to clean my house and some action on a regular basis, I don't need a wife.
Mandy: Excuse me?!?!?
Jake: Yeah, I don't want to be giving anyone half my stuff
Alan: Okay, bye-bye

Where'd Alan come from?.... and Mandy

Yannerd · 03-17-2009, 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by amarpauld

Where'd Alan come from?.... and Mandy

Two and a half men. It's actually a pretty funny show, Charlie sheen is a womanizer who loves whores. Kinda like the real Charlie sheen.

GFunkadunk · 03-17-2009, 03:21 PM

I was getting ready to read a rant directed at Chris as well hahaha

This thread went off on a tangent quickly hahah

fukamoto · 03-17-2009, 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by semaj

And why can't I pee in MY shower?

It's not like I'm peeing when she showers.

The tubes are connected!! I'll call a plummer right now!

/Costanza

dasnowman · 03-17-2009, 03:39 PM

Girl says "What's wrong?"
Guy "Nothing"

Girl "Is there something wrong there must be something wrong your acting weird?"
Guy "Nothing"

Meanwhile guy is thinking shut up or else I'll make something wrong.... I'll kick you to the curb, if you ask me one more time!!!

Leave me be and I'll tell you in my own good time, if there is actually something wrong!

steve · 03-17-2009, 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yannerd

Two and a half men. It's actually a pretty funny show, Charlie sheen is a womanizer who loves whores. Kinda like the real Charlie sheen.

I hated him and never watched the show. That is, until one night when I was too lazy (re: drunk) to change the channel. He's a funny, self loathing mofo.

As for the relationship crap...
Have yourself some kids/career/mortgage, and you'll find that the S/O leaving the toilet seat up isn't really a big deal.

Jockey_Girl · 03-17-2009, 05:17 PM

this thread deserves one giant

1) i'm not mad at Chris!
2) i'm not bored with Chris!
3) this thread has nothing to do with what Chris has said or done lately or ever!
4) gf everyday of the week is NOT okay
5) no rihanna beating jokes
6) peeing in the shower is gross, unless i don't know about it and you clean the tub after.....
7) peeing on the girls leg is NOT okay.
8) faking a jellyfish sting is NOT okay.
9) dutch ovens are gross. Chris has yet to perform a successful one on me

10) how did i know this thread would get so out of hand??

Jockey_Girl · 03-17-2009, 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dasnowman

Girl says "What's wrong?"
Guy "Nothing"

Girl "Is there something wrong there must be something wrong your acting weird?"
Guy "Nothing"

Meanwhile guy is thinking shut up or else I'll make something wrong.... I'll kick you to the curb, if you ask me one more time!!!

Leave me be and I'll tell you in my own good time, if there is actually something wrong!

Guys never tell girls when something is wrong.
you guys always keep it in JUST to avoid conflict

which is bad!

Yannerd · 03-17-2009, 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jockey_Girl

this thread deserves one giant

1) i'm not mad at Chris!
2) i'm not bored with Chris!
3) this thread has nothing to do with what Chris has said or done lately or ever!
4) gf everyday of the week is NOT okay
5) no rihanna beating jokes
6) peeing in the shower is gross, unless i don't know about it and you clean the tub after.....
7) peeing on the girls leg is NOT okay.
8) faking a jellyfish sting is NOT okay.
9) dutch ovens are gross. Chris has yet to perform a successful one on me

10) how did i know this thread would get so out of hand??

Wow that just soured the thread like a guy peeing in a girl's butt.

03-17-2009, 02:18 PM	#1
Jockey_Girl Scooby Specialist Member#: 130455 Join Date: Oct 2006 Chapter/Region: VIC Location: West Vancouver, BC Vehicle: 2000 Impreza 2.5RS White	OT: The Relationship Rant Thread Okay, so i'm bored, amuse me Decided to start a random thread about anything and everything relationships. I may have asked something similar before....but here's a chance to compile it So......... -stuff that girls/guys do that guys/girls don't understand -an interesting experience you've had with a guy/girl -your rant of the day about your significant other/partner/gf/bf/etc. -stuff you wish your gf/bf/wife/husband would/wouldn't do -situations you want advice on (or is that a recipe for disaster in this forum ) * Registered users of the site do not see these ads.

03-17-2009, 03:39 PM	#21
dasnowman Scooby Specialist Member#: 125450 Join Date: Sep 2006 Chapter/Region: VIC Location: Tricities, B.C. Vehicle: Gone 07 SWP STi LTD 07 Nissan Nismo 4x4	"What's wrong?" Girl says "What's wrong?" Guy "Nothing" Girl "Is there something wrong there must be something wrong your acting weird?" Guy "Nothing" Meanwhile guy is thinking shut up or else I'll make something wrong.... I'll kick you to the curb, if you ask me one more time!!! Leave me be and I'll tell you in my own good time, if there is actually something wrong!

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03-17-2009, 02:18 PM	#2
semaj Moderatour Moderator Member#: 113533 Join Date: Apr 2006 Chapter/Region: VIC Location: Vancouver, BC Vehicle: 2013 Leafs Hatewagon	What did Chris do to deserve this thread?

03-17-2009, 02:19 PM	#3
Jockey_Girl Scooby Specialist Member#: 130455 Join Date: Oct 2006 Chapter/Region: VIC Location: West Vancouver, BC Vehicle: 2000 Impreza 2.5RS White	how the heck do you reply so fast?! haha. he didn't do anything! i'm just bored. really

03-17-2009, 02:21 PM	#4
Yannerd Scooby Specialist Member#: 111637 Join Date: Apr 2006 Chapter/Region: VIC Location: Vancouver Vehicle: 2013 BRZ White	Riiiiiight... Poor chris, his relationship being put on the internet under a microscope.

03-17-2009, 02:26 PM	#6
tora Scooby Guru Member#: 5851 Join Date: Apr 2001 Chapter/Region: VIC Location: Vancouver Vehicle: 09 Forester XT + NA Miata	You're bored in your relationship? Maybe Chris needs to spice it up. Chris, hop to it and get some Romance goin'! MY rant, why is it so looked down on to have one girlfriend for each day of the week. Do girls really not appreciate that?

03-17-2009, 02:27 PM	#7
semaj Moderatour Moderator Member#: 113533 Join Date: Apr 2006 Chapter/Region: VIC Location: Vancouver, BC Vehicle: 2013 Leafs Hatewagon	And why can't I pee in MY shower? It's not like I'm peeing when she showers.

03-17-2009, 02:46 PM	#10
tora Scooby Guru Member#: 5851 Join Date: Apr 2001 Chapter/Region: VIC Location: Vancouver Vehicle: 09 Forester XT + NA Miata	I took my cues from Joe Pesci in Casino.

03-17-2009, 02:50 PM	#12
Jeff54 Scooby Specialist Member#: 129503 Join Date: Oct 2006 Chapter/Region: VIC Location: reppin fort langleeey Vehicle: 2002 It's resting 6 > 4?	stupid bitch still won't idle properly....and she falls on her face after 5000 thats all i got

03-17-2009, 03:21 PM	#19
GFunkadunk Scooby Specialist Member#: 132384 Join Date: Nov 2006 Chapter/Region: VIC Location: Vancouver, BC Vehicle: 2005 STi Aspen White	I was getting ready to read a rant directed at Chris as well hahaha This thread went off on a tangent quickly hahah

03-17-2009, 05:17 PM	#23
Jockey_Girl Scooby Specialist Member#: 130455 Join Date: Oct 2006 Chapter/Region: VIC Location: West Vancouver, BC Vehicle: 2000 Impreza 2.5RS White	this thread deserves one giant 1) i'm not mad at Chris! 2) i'm not bored with Chris! 3) this thread has nothing to do with what Chris has said or done lately or ever! 4) gf everyday of the week is NOT okay 5) no rihanna beating jokes 6) peeing in the shower is gross, unless i don't know about it and you clean the tub after..... 7) peeing on the girls leg is NOT okay. 8) faking a jellyfish sting is NOT okay. 9) dutch ovens are gross. Chris has yet to perform a successful one on me 10) how did i know this thread would get so out of hand??