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Old 03-17-2009, 03:18 PM   #1
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Default OT: The Relationship Rant Thread

Okay, so i'm bored, amuse me

Decided to start a random thread about anything and everything relationships.
I may have asked something similar before....but here's a chance to compile it

So.........
-stuff that girls/guys do that guys/girls don't understand
-an interesting experience you've had with a guy/girl
-your rant of the day about your significant other/partner/gf/bf/etc.
-stuff you wish your gf/bf/wife/husband would/wouldn't do
-situations you want advice on (or is that a recipe for disaster in this forum )
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Old 03-17-2009, 03:18 PM   #2
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What did Chris do to deserve this thread?
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Old 03-17-2009, 03:19 PM   #3
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how the heck do you reply so fast?!

haha.

he didn't do anything!
i'm just bored.
really
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Old 03-17-2009, 03:21 PM   #4
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Riiiiiight...


Poor chris, his relationship being put on the internet under a microscope.
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Old 03-17-2009, 03:23 PM   #5
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how the heck do you reply so fast?!
I have ESP.

Chris, just say "I'm sorry"
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Old 03-17-2009, 03:26 PM   #6
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You're bored in your relationship? Maybe Chris needs to spice it up. Chris, hop to it and get some Romance goin'!

MY rant, why is it so looked down on to have one girlfriend for each day of the week. Do girls really not appreciate that?
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Old 03-17-2009, 03:27 PM   #7
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And why can't I pee in MY shower? It's not like I'm peeing when she showers.







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Old 03-17-2009, 03:30 PM   #8
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And why can't I pee in MY shower? It's not like I'm peeing when she showers.







Some chicks prefer that. Next time she is taking a shower jump in with her and pee on her leg.
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Old 03-17-2009, 03:42 PM   #9
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Some chicks prefer that. Next time she is taking a shower jump in with her and pee on her leg.
i like your style tora, it's just like a male dog looking for a pole in the rain
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Old 03-17-2009, 03:46 PM   #10
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I took my cues from Joe Pesci in Casino.
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Old 03-17-2009, 03:48 PM   #11
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MY rant, why is it so looked down on to have one girlfriend for each day of the week. Do girls really not appreciate that?
You're just looking at all the wrong places. This is why Rihanna was beaten up! She didn't accept the different girlfriend each day

Is it too soon for woman beating jokes involving Rihanna?

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And why can't I pee in MY shower? It's not like I'm peeing when she showers.
Just pee in her butt while you're in the shower

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Some chicks prefer that. Next time she is taking a shower jump in with her and pee on her leg.
This will also work but James is into foot fetishes could get messy.
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Old 03-17-2009, 03:50 PM   #12
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stupid bitch still won't idle properly....and she falls on her face after 5000


thats all i got
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Old 03-17-2009, 03:50 PM   #13
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Just pee in her butt while you're in the shower
that's kinda gross i don't think James will be able to sleep in the same room after doing that
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Old 03-17-2009, 03:52 PM   #14
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Some chicks prefer that. Next time she is taking a shower jump in with her and pee on her leg.
To get away with it, first yell "OMG JELLYFISH STING!" That way, you're peeing on her leg because you care.
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Just pee in her butt while you're in the shower
So what's the best approach to ask your girl if you can pee in her butt?
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Old 03-17-2009, 04:07 PM   #15
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from 2 and a half men
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Mandy: You are so cute!
Jake: I know.
Kathleen: You got a girlfriend yet?
Jake: No, I'm a bachelor like my Uncle Charlie.
Mandy: You don't ever want to get married?
Jake [repeating Charlie's quote]: No, as long as I've got somebody to clean my house and some action on a regular basis, I don't need a wife.
Mandy: Excuse me?!?!?
Jake: Yeah, I don't want to be giving anyone half my stuff
Alan: Okay, bye-bye

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Old 03-17-2009, 04:08 PM   #16
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stupid bitch still won't idle properly....and she falls on her face after 5000


thats all i got
http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...e+angry+pirate

Try that, it should help with your idling problems

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To get away with it, first yell "OMG JELLYFISH STING!" That way, you're peeing on her leg because you care.

So what's the best approach to ask your girl if you can pee in her butt?
Or you throw a jellyfish on her and you just start peeing, again doesn't help with James' foot fetish issue.

As for asking to pee in her butt it's kinda like a dutch oven... you just slyly sneak it in there while she's picking up the soap. That's why you don't drop the soap!
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Mandy: You are so cute!
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Jake: No, I'm a bachelor like my Uncle Charlie.
Mandy: You don't ever want to get married?
Jake [repeating Charlie's quote]: No, as long as I've got somebody to clean my house and some action on a regular basis, I don't need a wife.
Mandy: Excuse me?!?!?
Jake: Yeah, I don't want to be giving anyone half my stuff
Alan: Okay, bye-bye
Where'd Alan come from?.... and Mandy
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Old 03-17-2009, 04:10 PM   #18
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Where'd Alan come from?.... and Mandy
Two and a half men. It's actually a pretty funny show, Charlie sheen is a womanizer who loves whores. Kinda like the real Charlie sheen.
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Old 03-17-2009, 04:21 PM   #19
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I was getting ready to read a rant directed at Chris as well hahaha

This thread went off on a tangent quickly hahah
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Old 03-17-2009, 04:34 PM   #20
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And why can't I pee in MY shower? It's not like I'm peeing when she showers.



The tubes are connected!! I'll call a plummer right now!

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Old 03-17-2009, 04:39 PM   #21
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Angry "What's wrong?"

Girl says "What's wrong?"
Guy "Nothing"
Girl "Is there something wrong there must be something wrong your acting weird?"
Guy "Nothing"

Meanwhile guy is thinking shut up or else I'll make something wrong.... I'll kick you to the curb, if you ask me one more time!!!

Leave me be and I'll tell you in my own good time, if there is actually something wrong!
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Old 03-17-2009, 05:22 PM   #22
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Two and a half men. It's actually a pretty funny show, Charlie sheen is a womanizer who loves whores. Kinda like the real Charlie sheen.
I hated him and never watched the show. That is, until one night when I was too lazy (re: drunk) to change the channel. He's a funny, self loathing mofo.





As for the relationship crap...
Have yourself some kids/career/mortgage, and you'll find that the S/O leaving the toilet seat up isn't really a big deal.
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Old 03-17-2009, 06:17 PM   #23
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this thread deserves one giant




1) i'm not mad at Chris!
2) i'm not bored with Chris!
3) this thread has nothing to do with what Chris has said or done lately or ever!
4) gf everyday of the week is NOT okay
5) no rihanna beating jokes
6) peeing in the shower is gross, unless i don't know about it and you clean the tub after.....
7) peeing on the girls leg is NOT okay.
8) faking a jellyfish sting is NOT okay.
9) dutch ovens are gross. Chris has yet to perform a successful one on me
10) how did i know this thread would get so out of hand??
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Girl says "What's wrong?"
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Girl "Is there something wrong there must be something wrong your acting weird?"
Guy "Nothing"

Meanwhile guy is thinking shut up or else I'll make something wrong.... I'll kick you to the curb, if you ask me one more time!!!

Leave me be and I'll tell you in my own good time, if there is actually something wrong!
Guys never tell girls when something is wrong.
you guys always keep it in JUST to avoid conflict
which is bad!
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this thread deserves one giant




1) i'm not mad at Chris!
2) i'm not bored with Chris!
3) this thread has nothing to do with what Chris has said or done lately or ever!
4) gf everyday of the week is NOT okay
5) no rihanna beating jokes
6) peeing in the shower is gross, unless i don't know about it and you clean the tub after.....
7) peeing on the girls leg is NOT okay.
8) faking a jellyfish sting is NOT okay.
9) dutch ovens are gross. Chris has yet to perform a successful one on me
10) how did i know this thread would get so out of hand??
Wow that just soured the thread like a guy peeing in a girl's butt.
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