Too much fail for even for the rice thread!

gaugeof12 · 04-17-2009, 09:45 AM

Saw this beaut on the way home from work last night. It would appear that he cut a hole in the hood for his air filter, then created a plexi-glass surround. Ohhhh and check out the AWESOME rear wing, which is made of 2x4s!!

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Asinine · 04-17-2009, 09:48 AM

I call chop. There's no way that you're going to convince me those are real unless you can explain the lack of plastic "chrome" spinners.

Wagon Of Fury · 04-17-2009, 09:52 AM

Whenever I see something like that (homemade) I just assume they are going for mega-ironic and they aren't complete f***tards.

Call it the benefit of the doubt.

Slvrblt · 04-17-2009, 09:55 AM

Fish had a similar wing on his RS years and years ago

SVX WRX · 04-17-2009, 09:55 AM

the local BMW 3-series with the giant aluminum wing and Japanese-character graphics on it makes me chuckle.

RumblingREX · 04-17-2009, 09:57 AM

Did you stalk him??

Or did you pass him entering the road, he pulled in behind you and passed you on the left? Pictures are out of sync.

HpiRally · 04-17-2009, 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slvrblt

Fish had a similar wing on his RS years and years ago

cant forget the coke bottle opener..lol

joe

gaugeof12 · 04-17-2009, 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RumblingREX

Did you stalk him??

Or did you pass him entering the road, he pulled in behind you and passed you on the left? Pictures are out of sync.

We were sitting on a feeder road getting on to a freeway. He pulled out from verizion and was behind me. Then once we got on the freeway he passed. Pictures were taken by my passenger.

ZMANNH25rs · 04-17-2009, 10:49 AM

If this wasn't in Texas I would think it was a joke...

evo milk · 04-17-2009, 04:36 PM

drugs are bad mmmkayyy

ProjectRetta · 04-17-2009, 06:03 PM

I've had this vehicle for over three years.
It is my project car, the spoiler was added by the PO (Previous owner) and will be removed soon, it is functional but does not suite my taste.

The cars modifications are:
Intake (Coldair)
Gutted Cat
50hp nitrous fuel/nitrous shot (Nitrous express)

I put down 190hp to the front wheels with the 50 shot, which yielded me a 8.9 @ 93mph in the 1/8th mile.

Haven't had a chance to take it to Test & Tune here in Ennis yet (Drag strip 1/4th mile) but will this summer!

Future mods are supercharger.

Heres more pics, thanks guys

It has a new oxygen sensor with a calibrated chip in it and the cold air intake is functional.
I'm still working on the intake though, as it does not seal perfectly with the hood because the engine has broken engine mounts.

rexfan555 · 04-17-2009, 06:05 PM

:giant lol wut pic:

fokai · 04-17-2009, 06:06 PM

what...the...**** just happened

Dr.Awesome · 04-17-2009, 06:07 PM

well i think ive officially found the end of the internet.

WC LATHE WERKS · 04-17-2009, 06:07 PM

umm, i'm really confused.. thats actually your car, Project Retta?
Dr. Awesome might be correct...I'm at a loss

NightHawk · 04-17-2009, 06:07 PM

you have GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!

EVERYONE IN HERE, NAO!

fokai · 04-17-2009, 06:08 PM

now comes the tsunami from the earthquake.

mannac · 04-17-2009, 06:09 PM

What just happened here.

GHST · 04-17-2009, 06:10 PM

In before the storm!

WeaponOfChoice · 04-17-2009, 06:10 PM

No effing way! Too much irony. How is it one guy is posting pics of a random ricer that just so happens to join like the same day to defend his ish. I call bs across the board.

NightHawk · 04-17-2009, 06:10 PM

Join Date
04-17-2009

troll is obvious

CarltonBanks · 04-17-2009, 06:11 PM

I come to lurk around in here but holy shi-

Neek · 04-17-2009, 06:11 PM

Wirelessly posted (BlackBerry9000/4.6.0.216 Profile/MIDP-2.0 Configuration/CLDC-1.1 VendorID/102 UP.Link/6.3.0.0.0)

IBepicness

WRXin19087 · 04-17-2009, 06:11 PM

Oh please let this be fo' real

ProjectRetta · 04-17-2009, 06:12 PM

What are you guys talking about?

Basically this guy took pictures of me on my way home, and posted them up on the internet. I found them. I signed up and posted up some info about my car. I know its not the best looking car on the road, but I am in the process of getting a maaco paint job and some body work done.
I plan on getting some wheels for it to.

THanks guys

04-17-2009, 09:45 AM	#1
gaugeof12 Scooby Specialist Member#: 132859 Join Date: Nov 2006 Chapter/Region: TXIC Location: Dallas Texas Vehicle: 2007 WRX Urban Gray Metallic	Too much fail for even for the rice thread! Saw this beaut on the way home from work last night. It would appear that he cut a hole in the hood for his air filter, then created a plexi-glass surround. Ohhhh and check out the AWESOME rear wing, which is made of 2x4s!! * Registered users of the site do not see these ads.

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04-17-2009, 09:48 AM	#2
Asinine Scooby Specialist Member#: 55173 Join Date: Feb 2004 Chapter/Region: MAIC Location: Further inspection of Vehicle: the engine bay uncovers...	I call chop. There's no way that you're going to convince me those are real unless you can explain the lack of plastic "chrome" spinners.

04-17-2009, 09:52 AM	#3
Wagon Of Fury Scooby Newbie Member#: 47982 Join Date: Nov 2003 Chapter/Region: Tri-State Vehicle: now with 65% less fury	Whenever I see something like that (homemade) I just assume they are going for mega-ironic and they aren't complete f***tards. Call it the benefit of the doubt.

04-17-2009, 09:55 AM	#4
Slvrblt Scooby Guru Member#: 4811 Join Date: Mar 2001 Chapter/Region: NESIC Location: Warper of Young Minds Vehicle: 2004 SVT Focus-RIP NESIC track Ho #35	Fish had a similar wing on his RS years and years ago

04-17-2009, 09:55 AM	#5
SVX WRX Scooby Newbie Member#: 26358 Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Da Burgh Vehicle: 2005 Legacy GT Silver? Brilliant!	the local BMW 3-series with the giant aluminum wing and Japanese-character graphics on it makes me chuckle.

04-17-2009, 09:57 AM	#6
RumblingREX Scooby Specialist Member#: 41087 Join Date: Aug 2003 Chapter/Region: MWSOC Location: Dayton, OH	Did you stalk him?? Or did you pass him entering the road, he pulled in behind you and passed you on the left? Pictures are out of sync.

04-17-2009, 10:49 AM	#9
ZMANNH25rs Scooby Newbie Member#: 9401 Join Date: Aug 2001 Chapter/Region: NESIC Location: Be more conscious... Vehicle: . Truth is a pathless land...	If this wasn't in Texas I would think it was a joke...

04-17-2009, 04:36 PM	#10
evo milk Scooby Newbie Member#: 153714 Join Date: Jul 2007 Chapter/Region: BAIC Location: Sacramento, CA Vehicle: 2006 Evolution IX Apex Silver	drugs are bad mmmkayyy

04-17-2009, 06:03 PM	#11
ProjectRetta Scooby Newbie Member#: 208918 Join Date: Apr 2009	I've had this vehicle for over three years. It is my project car, the spoiler was added by the PO (Previous owner) and will be removed soon, it is functional but does not suite my taste. The cars modifications are: Intake (Coldair) Gutted Cat 50hp nitrous fuel/nitrous shot (Nitrous express) I put down 190hp to the front wheels with the 50 shot, which yielded me a 8.9 @ 93mph in the 1/8th mile. Haven't had a chance to take it to Test & Tune here in Ennis yet (Drag strip 1/4th mile) but will this summer! Future mods are supercharger. Heres more pics, thanks guys It has a new oxygen sensor with a calibrated chip in it and the cold air intake is functional. I'm still working on the intake though, as it does not seal perfectly with the hood because the engine has broken engine mounts.

04-17-2009, 06:05 PM	#12
rexfan555 Scooby Newbie Member#: 17058 Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Boulder Vehicle: 02 WRX Blaze Yellow	:giant lol wut pic:

04-17-2009, 06:06 PM	#13
fokai Scooby Newbie Member#: 91858 Join Date: Jul 2005 Chapter/Region: South East Location: F. Walton Beach/Pcola Florida Vehicle: 1864 The clown has NO penis	what...the...**** just happened

04-17-2009, 06:07 PM	#14
Dr.Awesome Scooby Newbie Member#: 164225 Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Ketchum ID	well i think ive officially found the end of the internet.

04-17-2009, 06:07 PM	#15
WC LATHE WERKS NASIOC Vendor Member#: 175549 Join Date: Mar 2008 Chapter/Region: Tri-State Location: 2004 2.0L STi 6MT,VF43 swap Vehicle: Buy My SHIFTKNOBS!! www.LatheWerks.com	umm, i'm really confused.. thats actually your car, Project Retta? Dr. Awesome might be correct...I'm at a loss

04-17-2009, 06:07 PM	#16
NightHawk NASIOC Supporter Member#: 175181 Join Date: Mar 2008 Chapter/Region: NESIC Vehicle: Say Car Ram-Rod	you have GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!! EVERYONE IN HERE, NAO!

04-17-2009, 06:08 PM	#17
fokai Scooby Newbie Member#: 91858 Join Date: Jul 2005 Chapter/Region: South East Location: F. Walton Beach/Pcola Florida Vehicle: 1864 The clown has NO penis	now comes the tsunami from the earthquake.

04-17-2009, 06:09 PM	#18
mannac Scooby Newbie Member#: 161038 Join Date: Oct 2007 Chapter/Region: MWSOC Location: Green Bay/Milwaukee Vehicle: 2002 WRX swapped TS '72 Datsun 240Z project	What just happened here.

04-17-2009, 06:10 PM	#19
GHST Scooby Newbie Member#: 59232 Join Date: Apr 2004 Chapter/Region: SCIC Location: So Cal Vehicle: 2004 WRX (PSM) Stage II finally	In before the storm!

04-17-2009, 06:10 PM	#20
WeaponOfChoice NASIOC Supporter Member#: 70959 Join Date: Sep 2004 Chapter/Region: South East Location: My emotional assistance cat Vehicle: can beat up ur helper monkey	No effing way! Too much irony. How is it one guy is posting pics of a random ricer that just so happens to join like the same day to defend his ish. I call bs across the board.

04-17-2009, 06:10 PM	#21
NightHawk NASIOC Supporter Member#: 175181 Join Date: Mar 2008 Chapter/Region: NESIC Vehicle: Say Car Ram-Rod	Join Date 04-17-2009 troll is obvious

04-17-2009, 06:11 PM	#22
CarltonBanks Scooby Newbie Member#: 181121 Join Date: May 2008 Chapter/Region: Tri-State Location: NJ Vehicle: 92 GTI	I come to lurk around in here but holy shi-

04-17-2009, 06:11 PM	#23
Neek Scooby Specialist Member#: 3400 Join Date: Jan 2001 Chapter/Region: South East Location: Boca Raton, FL Vehicle: 2008 BMW 335i Conv. 2007 Triumph Speed Triple	Wirelessly posted (BlackBerry9000/4.6.0.216 Profile/MIDP-2.0 Configuration/CLDC-1.1 VendorID/102 UP.Link/6.3.0.0.0) IBepicness

04-17-2009, 06:11 PM	#24
WRXin19087 Scooby Newbie Member#: 32994 Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: The woods Vehicle: 2008 Evolution X GSR Graphite Grey	Oh please let this be fo' real

04-17-2009, 06:12 PM	#25
ProjectRetta Scooby Newbie Member#: 208918 Join Date: Apr 2009	What are you guys talking about? Basically this guy took pictures of me on my way home, and posted them up on the internet. I found them. I signed up and posted up some info about my car. I know its not the best looking car on the road, but I am in the process of getting a maaco paint job and some body work done. I plan on getting some wheels for it to. THanks guys