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Old 05-21-2009, 05:25 PM   #1
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Default Phx hiring 911 operators/dispatchers

Hey guys we are hiring police dispatchers and 911 operators.

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Old 05-21-2009, 05:26 PM   #2
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... not to mention hours and hours of pure entertainment. ZOMG MY TACO IS NO SPICY SEND COPS PLS!
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Old 05-21-2009, 05:35 PM   #3
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... not to mention hours and hours of pure entertainment. ZOMG MY TACO IS NO SPICY SEND COPS PLS!
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Old 05-21-2009, 05:45 PM   #4
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I want to see SWIC as a 911 operators.

SWIC: "Hello 911, please state the nature of your emergency."
Frantic Woman: "Yeahhh, I was in a car accident and I can't feel my legs!"
SWIC: "Women drivers, no survivors." :hangs up:

SWIC: "Hello 911, please state the nature of your emergency."
Scared Husband: "You need to get someone out here, my wife is going nuts and throwing stuff around. She's hitting me."
SWIC: "Keep your pimp hand strong" "Pee in her butt" :hangs up:

SWIC: "Hello 911, please state the nature of your emergency."
Store owner: "I need help, I've been stabbed multiple times!!!"
SWIC: "No turbo, no care. " :hangs up:
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Old 05-21-2009, 05:46 PM   #5
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I want to see SWIC as a 911 operators.

SWIC: "Hello 911, please state the nature of your emergency."
Frantic Woman: "Yeahhh, I was in a car accident and I can't feel my legs!"
SWIC: "Women drivers, no survivors." :hangs up:

SWIC: "Hello 911, please state the nature of your emergency."
Scared Husband: "You need to get someone out here, my wife is going nuts and throwing stuff around. She's hitting me."
SWIC: "Keep your pimp hand strong" "Pee in her butt" :hangs up:

SWIC: "Hello 911, please state the nature of your emergency."
Store owner: "I need help, I've been stabbed multiple times!!!"
SWIC: "No turbo, no care. " :hangs up:
If it were Anthony the phone would never get answered. He would be busy watching his car on teh security cameras
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Old 05-21-2009, 05:49 PM   #6
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Hey secure parking too.
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Old 05-21-2009, 05:49 PM   #7
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How old do you have to be? I need a day job.
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Old 05-21-2009, 05:50 PM   #8
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Probably 18.
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Old 05-21-2009, 05:50 PM   #9
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If it were Anthony the phone would never get answered. He would be busy watching his car on teh security cameras


Anthony: "Hello 911, please state the nature of your emergency."
Frantic Woman: "I need help, a strange guy just attacked me and grabbed my breasts."
Anthony: "Can you describe your tits... err... I mean the attacker?"
Frantic Woman: "What did you say?!" :Crying:
Anthony: "Oh yeah... mmmmm... " :fap fap fap:
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Old 05-21-2009, 05:51 PM   #10
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Probably 18.
wooo I just turned 18!

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Anthony: "Hello 911, please state the nature of your emergency."
Frantic Woman: "I need help, a strange guy just attacked me and grabbed my breasts."
Anthony: "Can you describe your tits... err... I mean the attacker?"
Frantic Woman: "What did you say?!" :Crying:
Anthony: "Oh yeah... mmmmm... " :fap fap fap:
It's so true.
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Old 05-21-2009, 05:51 PM   #11
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Anthony: "Hello 911, please state the nature of your emergency."
Frantic Woman: "I need help, a strange guy just attacked me and grabbed my breasts."
Anthony: "Can you describe your tits... err... I mean the attacker?"
Frantic Woman: "What did you say?!" :Crying:
Anthony: "Oh yeah... mmmmm... " :fap fap fap:
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Old 05-21-2009, 06:00 PM   #12
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It's only funny because it's true.
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Old 05-21-2009, 06:03 PM   #13
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It's only funny because it's true.
yup. damn tapout kids.
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Old 05-21-2009, 06:09 PM   #14
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yup. damn tapout kids.
Rivaled only by those damn fauxhawk kids.














































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































Kylepope519 - I'm talking about you...
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Old 05-21-2009, 06:09 PM   #15
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In all seriousness, this is a good opportunity for someone for sure.
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Old 05-21-2009, 06:10 PM   #16
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lol ken that is gonna get teh edited. took like 5 min to load that on my bb
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Old 05-21-2009, 06:10 PM   #17
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In all serious. Mr. K. P. Luiten, You're jealous of the Fauxhawk. I know it. You and Jay both.
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Old 05-21-2009, 06:12 PM   #18
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In all serious. Mr. K. P. Luiten, You're jealous of the Fauxhawk. I know it. You and Jay both.
take yoAr date to the san tan thread and </end> whoring here. kthx.

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Old 05-21-2009, 06:13 PM   #19
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But really tho, I'm halfway interested in this job 65% of the time all the time right now..
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Old 05-21-2009, 06:15 PM   #20
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Decent money for a starting position for sure, with overtime you could probably hit 50k I would think.
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Old 05-21-2009, 06:22 PM   #21
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Yeah and I'm taking a little time off in between highschool and college so I could prolly pull that off.
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Old 05-21-2009, 06:35 PM   #22
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SWIC: "Hello 911, please state the nature of your emergency."
Frantic Woman: "Someone just broke into my house!"
SWIC: "Do you have a gun?"
Frantic Woman: : "What?! No, please hurry!"
SWIC: "Well, if you had a gun, you could shoot him."
Frantic Woman: : "I don't have a gun!"
SWIC: "That sucks."
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Old 05-21-2009, 06:51 PM   #23
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Old 05-21-2009, 07:07 PM   #24
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Chase, I'll give you a call tomorrow. My girl is on her way over and I must get ready for the day.
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Old 05-21-2009, 07:12 PM   #25
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I'm trying to imagine Bobby with a Britney Spears headset on, sitting at a computer, being 100% serious trying to do a job, and I just can't...
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