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Old 06-01-2009, 03:13 PM   #1
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Your NASIOC Administrator So, this couple cuts in front of me at the resturant, right...

Waiting in line to be seated...group in front of me gets seated. There I stand waiting, next in line.

In walks this older couple, who first stand DIRECTLY next to me (literally an inch away). So I take a couple steps over, and say "excuse me" sarcastically...she looks at me with with this "you're in my way" look. Classy.

She starts aimlessly wandering around the entry area...first looking at menus, then signage (very close up). He...well, he might as well be on a leash cuz he looks braindead yet his legs are still moving.

Eventually, she (with he) wander up to the front of the entry area...in front of me. Surprised, I'm about to say "excuse me", when the maidre'de (sp?) walks up and asks "just two...". To which I interupt and say "excuse me..." "sir, I'll be right back to seat, one moment please...".




As he leads them away, she looks back and smirks at me.

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Now...this is the moment where I coulda' been a decent person and let it go...
Instead, I choose to stare her ass down (childish I know...but at the time, it felt like the right thing to do ).

It turns out, they get seated right next to the entry area...I'm still standing there. <--- This little guy couldn't look more like my stare. The matri'dee (sp?...whatever) comes back...... *gab* "2 and a highchair...okay, it'll be few minutes while we set your table up".

So I turn back to continue my angry stare. What else do I have to do? . At first she avoids eye contact, but I continue. Then she does the "look up for a second, OH! avert eyes" thing to see if I'm still looking. Then she becomes visibly uncomfortable with my watching her...straight faced as anything.


That's it. We were seated, and I didn't see them again.
This juvenille moment brought to you by the letter F.

CN: Starch shorts.
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Old 06-01-2009, 03:14 PM   #2
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Cool story, maitre'bro.
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Old 06-01-2009, 03:15 PM   #3
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kill the eldery
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Old 06-01-2009, 03:16 PM   #4
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Why didn't you complain the the host?
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Old 06-01-2009, 03:16 PM   #5
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meh. these things happen.
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Old 06-01-2009, 03:17 PM   #6
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Wirelessly posted (ovaltine decoder: BlackBerry9530/4.7.0.109 Profile/MIDP-2.0 Configuration/CLDC-1.1 VendorID/105)

Did they have soylent green on the menu?
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Old 06-01-2009, 03:18 PM   #7
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Should have glicked(gleaked? whatever the thing is where you shoot spit from your mouth) on her head...
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Old 06-01-2009, 03:18 PM   #8
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Why didn't you complain the the host?
About what...that he sat us in the wrong order?
He didn't know, I wasn't going to be rude to him.

I was already dangerously close to George Costanza status...
Wasn't there a Seinfeld about this? Seems very Larry David'esque.

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Old 06-01-2009, 03:18 PM   #9
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Falcon punch?
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Old 06-01-2009, 03:19 PM   #10
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Should have glicked(gleaked? whatever the thing is where you shoot spit from your mouth) on her head...
i believe its called 'spitting', no?
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Old 06-01-2009, 03:19 PM   #11
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I applaud your stare. This is something I would do, and old people are especially likely to be VERY uncomfortable about it. Barvo
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Old 06-01-2009, 03:19 PM   #12
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CN: Starch shorts.
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take them to teh dry cleaner.
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Old 06-01-2009, 03:20 PM   #13
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Falcon punch?
If you falcon punch an old woman i think your hand falls off.
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Old 06-01-2009, 03:21 PM   #14
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Cool story, maitre'bro.
Hey...have I ever told you....you're a great winter driver.
Very impressive, actually.

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Old 06-01-2009, 03:23 PM   #15
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i believe its called 'spitting', no?

no.

Gleeking. (Gleaking?)

Its like saliva sniping. Silent, accurate, deadly.
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Old 06-01-2009, 03:25 PM   #16
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Meh, they're old people. They're going to die very soon anyways.
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Old 06-01-2009, 03:26 PM   #17
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no.

Gleeking. (Gleaking?)

Its like saliva sniping. Silent, accurate, deadly.
ea...I think...

Tits that little squirt of gweeb (gweab?, gwiib?) that sometimes involuntarily kicks out from under your tongue in important conversations...

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Old 06-01-2009, 03:27 PM   #18
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I think you should have walked over and dipped your balls in her diet rite.
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Old 06-01-2009, 03:27 PM   #19
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no.

Gleeking. (Gleaking?)

Its like saliva sniping. Silent, accurate, deadly.


*strokes beard*

hmmmmm.... rly?
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Old 06-01-2009, 03:28 PM   #20
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That's it. We were seated, and I didn't see them again.
You're supposed to pull her waiter aside where she can see you, and pay him $20 to piss in her water glass.
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Old 06-01-2009, 03:28 PM   #21
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Oh snap.
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Old 06-01-2009, 03:28 PM   #22
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My buddy used to be able to gleak on command.

****er could shoot 3ish feet in a single, silent stream.
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Old 06-01-2009, 03:29 PM   #23
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You're supposed to pull her waiter aside where she can see you, and pay him $20 to piss in her water glass.
Stop for a moment...and remove your mind from OT.
Imagine you're actually there.

Imagine how that conversation with the waitress would actually go...


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Old 06-01-2009, 03:30 PM   #24
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Old 06-01-2009, 03:35 PM   #25
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If you didn't want to deal with blue hairs you should not have gone to Russ's for food.
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