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Old 06-22-2009, 08:35 PM   #1
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Default Have you ever wanted to be a Captain? Well this is for you.

I want to buy this thing just because of the ad. I am in tears from laughing.

http://dallas.craigslist.org/ftw/grd/1200986484.html

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Have you ever wanted to be the Captain of your own vessel? Well, now you can. I am selling a 2007 made for Lowe's riding lawn mower. It has a 42" cut and is 19hp. I recently bought one that my short legged kids could use so I need to sell this one. It has low hours, cuts great, no rust on the deck, and great tires. Email me or call me at 817.938.2222 to come out and test this great vessel so you can be the Captain you have always dreamed of being.

Oh yeah, it also has a cup holder that is perfect for your favorite beverage!!!!
It helps if you read the Ad as if narrated by Mitch Hedberg.




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Old 06-22-2009, 08:41 PM   #2
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i guess his kids are dwarves
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Old 06-22-2009, 08:42 PM   #3
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Old 06-22-2009, 08:43 PM   #4
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Mitch Hedberg man...
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I know who Mitch was.

But this is... not that funny.

Kids are short.
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Old 06-22-2009, 08:44 PM   #6
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I know who Mitch was.

But this is... not that funny.

Kids are short.
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Old 06-22-2009, 08:45 PM   #7
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Its funny if you read it in the comedy stylings of Mitch Hedberg.
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No, it's not.
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Old 06-22-2009, 08:46 PM   #9
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Its funny if you read it in the comedy stylings of Mitch Hedberg.
for the thrid time i think he got it the first time man man
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Old 06-22-2009, 08:48 PM   #10
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for the thrid time i think he got it the first time man man
No man... You just don't understand... Have you ever read anything...on Mitch Hedberg?




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Old 06-22-2009, 08:51 PM   #11
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look man...oh man oh man man
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Old 06-22-2009, 09:28 PM   #15
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Don't drag the comedic genius of Mitch into this humorless lawnmower listing.
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Old 06-23-2009, 09:25 AM   #16
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Don't drag the comedic genius of Mitch into this humorless lawnmower listing.
Mitch makes everything funny.
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Why would you post a film about touching a kid?
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