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Old 08-03-2009, 08:02 PM   #1
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My hell-ride home tonight was interesting.

While stopped at a red light, I saw a grown man in a karate gi, riding a child's BMX bike. A few moments later, I saw a guido jogging in his oncoming direction on the sidewalk. The guido inadvertantly bumped into the karate master, disrupting his pace, and causing him to stop. They exchanged words, which ended in the guido getting jump-kicked in the face.



Monday ruled.
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Old 08-03-2009, 08:05 PM   #2
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Old 08-03-2009, 08:08 PM   #3
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Old 08-03-2009, 08:09 PM   #4
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Old 08-03-2009, 08:10 PM   #5
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i went to the hardware store and bought me some batteries, but they weren't included....
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Old 08-03-2009, 08:12 PM   #6
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I'm at work drinking a disgusting iced coffee from starbucks. I told the girl I work with who picked it up for me "with nothing in it" but she let them put in the sweetener.

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Old 08-03-2009, 08:13 PM   #7
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Old 08-03-2009, 08:15 PM   #8
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I had to work at the local Sanitary Landfill...

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Old 08-03-2009, 08:17 PM   #9
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Old 08-03-2009, 08:20 PM   #10
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I'm at work drinking a disgusting iced coffee from starbucks. I told the girl I work with who picked it up for me "with nothing in it" but she let them put in the sweetener.

tell her that she must allow you to put your sweetner inside her....
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Old 08-03-2009, 08:21 PM   #11
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Old 08-03-2009, 08:23 PM   #12
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Old 08-03-2009, 08:37 PM   #13
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Watching the A-Team now, I think it seems a bit cheesy and cliche, but it seems that way because this was the show that created or popularized so many of those cheesy 80's cliches.

...and explosions are cool.
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Old 08-03-2009, 09:06 PM   #14
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My grand-pappy gave me a cool WW2 souvenir this past weekend - a 2 foot by 3 foot piece of painted wing fabric from a Japanese Zero that hit the ship he was on while anchored in Okinawa.

Apparently, after striking the ship, the pilot was
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Old 08-03-2009, 09:08 PM   #15
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i pulled in a gas station the other day and some kid...prolly 10 years old asks what i need (i was surprised at the kids age...got distracted trying to turn off my mp3 player and answering the kid)...i said 20 dollars or a fill up...which ever comes first...he said...huh...i repeated myself...then a regular guy who i recognize comes over and i tell him...after all that...i pay and then reach for my key to start my car and then it happens...noise!...yes i try starting my already started car...ugh...2nd time i ever did that...the kid looked at me like i was a retart i was
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Old 08-03-2009, 09:11 PM   #16
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Today I ate an expired Tobasco Slim Jim. My stomach has been upset ever since.

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Old 08-03-2009, 09:13 PM   #17
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Today I ate an expired Tobasco Slim Jim. My stomach has been upset ever since.

i bet your stomach wouldnt be upset if you didnt know it was expired
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Old 08-03-2009, 09:17 PM   #18
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I think I knew it was expired. It was all dry and had dried salt residue all over it, but I was just so damn hungry, I continued. :facepalm:

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Old 08-03-2009, 09:24 PM   #19
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I think I knew it was expired. It was all dry and had dried salt residue all over it, but I was just so damn hungry, I continued. :facepalm:
The only part of a Slim Jim that can go bad is the plastic wrapper. It gets brittle from the sun, eventually.
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Old 08-03-2009, 09:25 PM   #20
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i went to the store today to buy some cake and frosting. so i was checking out and the young girl says "making a cake huh?" so i said "well....yeah."

i was going to go on and explain why, but i thought eff it, if she's gonna say stupid stuff i'm just going to take my stuff and leave.
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Old 08-03-2009, 09:30 PM   #21
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i went to the store today to buy some cake and frosting. so i was checking out and the young girl says "making a cake huh?" so i said "well....yeah."

i was going to go on and explain why, but i thought eff it, if she's gonna say stupid stuff i'm just going to take my stuff and leave.
Why you goin' to the airport? Flyin' somewhere?
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Old 08-03-2009, 09:38 PM   #22
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i went to the store today to buy some cake and frosting. so i was checking out and the young girl says "making a cake huh?" so i said "well....yeah."

i was going to go on and explain why, but i thought eff it, if she's gonna say stupid stuff i'm just going to take my stuff and leave.
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Old 08-03-2009, 09:41 PM   #23
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Old 08-03-2009, 09:57 PM   #24
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Old 08-03-2009, 09:58 PM   #25
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The only part of a Slim Jim that can go bad is the plastic wrapper. It gets brittle from the sun, eventually.
I think the wrapper had a very small tear in it, and that caused the Slim Jim to dry out. Oh well, I'll go back to avoiding them again for quite some time now.
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