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Old 10-14-2009, 12:10 PM   #1
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Default $1.5M Russian SUV Features Diamonds, Whale Penis Leather



http://jalopnik.com/5380680/15m-russ...-penis-leather



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Whale penis leather interior. That's all you really need to know about the $1.5 million Dartz Prombron Monaco Red Diamond Edition. Yes, the diamond-encrusted white gold gauges and gold-plated bulletproof windows are impressive, but seriously, whale penis leather interior.

The already bulletproof and wildly over-the-top 8.1 liter GM V8-powered Dartz Kombat T98 is getting a name change to Prombron and along with it will come a complete and brain-maimingly bourgeoisie upgrade with the Monaco Red Diamond Edition. The world's most expensive ultra-luxury SUV will debut at the 2010 Top Marques Monaco show with luxe features crazy enough to make a Maybach blush. For your $1.5 million you get the following features:

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1. Ruby Red matte paint
2. Gold-plated bulletproof windows
3. 22" Kremlin Red Star bulletproof wheels
4. Whale Penis Leather interior
5. Tungsten exhaust
6. Tungsten and white gold gauges with diamonds and rubies
7. White gold diamond and ruby encrusted badges - grill, side and dashboard
8. Special edition Vertu mobile phone with "alert" button
9. Additional outside kevlar coating
10. Rogue Acoustic Audio System.

And, of course, of course -
THREE BOTTLES OF World Most Expensive Vodka - RussoBaltique Vodka, drink edition, same as in the RussoBaltique car when it visited Monaco at 1912.
We have a lot of questions about this car, most of them whale penis leather-related, but in the bigger picture, this brazen finger-in-the-eye raises a good point, so to speak. What makes a luxury vehicle? Things we used to think of as luxury - bovine leather, wood trim, high-end audio, etc., have become mainstream. Does it take exceptionally ridiculous material selection and bold ostentatious flair to define new luxury? Is it encapsulating yourself in a vehicle capable of taking a direct hit from a rocket propelled grenade? Does it mean emulating the wild excess of past luxury much like the Red Diamond is doing? Who knows. But we're betting the tzars would roll in one of these babies.

[Dartz via Jameslist]
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as a reference, this is what a regular Prombron (or Kombat) looks like:





Interior sans whale penis leather:



Wagon version:

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Old 10-14-2009, 12:13 PM   #2
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4 maddar rasha!
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Old 10-14-2009, 01:04 PM   #3
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So awesome.
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Old 10-14-2009, 01:06 PM   #4
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whale penis leather?
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Old 10-14-2009, 01:06 PM   #5
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I'll always click on a topic containing "whale penis leather."
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Old 10-14-2009, 01:07 PM   #6
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I have to have one!
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Old 10-14-2009, 01:15 PM   #7
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I wonder if the interior stinks when it rains?
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Old 10-14-2009, 01:17 PM   #8
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Something something in Russia something whale penis leather you. Guess that's one way for guys to say they enjoy riding on dick without being gay.
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Old 10-14-2009, 01:48 PM   #9
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I'd rock one...
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Old 10-14-2009, 03:03 PM   #10
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They need to
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Old 10-14-2009, 04:05 PM   #11
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Something something in Russia something whale penis leather you. Guess that's one way for guys to say they enjoy riding on dick without being gay.
Golfclap.
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Old 10-14-2009, 05:09 PM   #12
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San Diego Leather? Nice.
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Old 10-14-2009, 05:14 PM   #13
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Очень хорошо, да? hahah
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Old 10-14-2009, 05:19 PM   #14
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1.5 mil and you get the same wheels found at the local pep boys. I know I've seen those same wheels before there. Or at least a knockoff, sure those aren't bulletproof lol.
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Old 10-14-2009, 05:20 PM   #15
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1.5 mil and you get the same wheels found at the local pep boys. I know I've seen those same wheels before there.
Well yeah, but dude, Whaaaale Peeeenis
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Old 10-14-2009, 05:43 PM   #16
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Is it just me or do the tires look really used on the gold one?
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Old 10-14-2009, 06:10 PM   #17
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lets face it. 10k for the car, 1,490,000.00 for the whale peni (plural, because you'd need more than one to upholster an entire car right?)
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Old 10-14-2009, 06:19 PM   #18
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If you rub the seats it will seat 10.
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Old 10-14-2009, 06:37 PM   #19
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If you rub the seats it will seat 10.
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Old 10-14-2009, 06:50 PM   #20
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7. White gold diamond and ruby encrusted badges - grill, side and dashboard
Look! Something more likely to get stolen than a typical Jag, MB, or Caddy badge.

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Old 10-14-2009, 07:05 PM   #21
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So...who is going to be the 1st one to buy one of these things and admit that they sit on whale penis?
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Old 10-14-2009, 07:28 PM   #22
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So...who is going to be the 1st one to buy one of these things and admit that they sit on whale penis?
probably some rapper
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Old 10-14-2009, 07:41 PM   #23
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cum again?
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Old 10-14-2009, 08:01 PM   #24
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Do you like fish sticks? Do you like fish sticks in your car?
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Old 10-14-2009, 08:17 PM   #25
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1.5 mil and u get that ****ty steering wheel and cheap dash knobs from a hummer...? oh yea and why whale penis? why not endangered baby panda foreskin?
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