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Old 02-02-2010, 12:52 AM   #1
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Default Am I going to die? (I'm not going to die!)

I'll keep it short. I pooped and now I'm dizzy.

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Old 02-02-2010, 12:53 AM   #2
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I hope...
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Old 02-02-2010, 12:56 AM   #3
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Old 02-02-2010, 12:56 AM   #4
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no just blood pressure problem. google it.
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Old 02-02-2010, 12:58 AM   #5
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does your bathroom have ventilation?
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Old 02-02-2010, 01:00 AM   #6
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Old 02-02-2010, 01:01 AM   #7
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Sounds like you blew a seal on your O-ring.
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Old 02-02-2010, 01:02 AM   #8
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I think the OP spends an inordinate amount of time on the ****ter, thus the blood pressure issue.

That...or you just stood up too quickly, dude. Pace...yourself...before you end up in the tub, unconscious.
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Old 02-02-2010, 01:02 AM   #9
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no just blood pressure problem. google it.
I'm skeptical of what people on the internet say about "poop" and "dizzy."

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Old 02-02-2010, 01:02 AM   #10
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Typical constipation problem. You pushed too hard.
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Old 02-02-2010, 01:05 AM   #11
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I've previously pooped just fine today.

To those who may be confused, I am already out of the bathroom. Been out of there for the better part of 15 minutes.
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Old 02-02-2010, 01:05 AM   #12
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I'm skeptical of what people on the internet say about "poop" and "dizzy."
So you came here and we told you to off yourself...

...your decision-making ability is impeccable.
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Old 02-02-2010, 01:07 AM   #13
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Sometimes i crack my back when i push too hard.
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Old 02-02-2010, 01:09 AM   #14
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There were only two of you telling me to "off" myself.

And thank you. I pride myself in my decision-making ability. That's how I decided between this:


and this:
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Old 02-02-2010, 01:16 AM   #15
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There were only two of you telling me to "off" myself.]
I am pretty sure, the last time I checked, that two can be a 'we'. Correct me if I am wrong, Elephant trunk **** sock wearer-er.
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Old 02-02-2010, 01:17 AM   #16
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clearly you went with made in usa.
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Old 02-02-2010, 01:22 AM   #17
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I am pretty sure, the last time I checked, that two can be a 'we'. Correct me if I am wrong, Elephant trunk **** sock wearer-er.
You got me there.

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clearly you went with made in usa.
Clearly. My needle wouldn't fill the elephant trunk to capacity. It'd be like an elephant with Down Syndrome.

But in all seriousness, what is the night-OTters' diagnosis? Death by turd?
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Old 02-02-2010, 01:41 AM   #18
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Stick a glass bottle in your ass and see what happens. What ever you do, don't scream ... make no noise what so ever.


*shudders*
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Old 02-02-2010, 01:53 AM   #19
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You got me there.


Clearly. My needle wouldn't fill the elephant trunk to capacity. It'd be like an elephant with Down Syndrome.

But in all seriousness, what is the night-OTters' diagnosis? Death by turd?
Stimulation of the vagus nerve when defecating commonly causes systemic vasodilatation. This can result in dizziness or even syncope but usually resolves itself quickly. Do you take any medications?
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Old 02-02-2010, 01:54 AM   #20
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They beat me to it.
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Old 02-02-2010, 02:03 AM   #21
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Stimulation of the vagus nerve when defecating commonly causes systemic vasodilatation. This can result in dizziness or even syncope but usually resolves itself quickly. Do you take any medications?
Delsym.
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Old 02-02-2010, 02:06 AM   #22
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Stimulation of the vagus nerve when defecating commonly causes systemic vasodilatation. This can result in dizziness or even syncope but usually resolves itself quickly. Do you take any medications?


this^^

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Old 02-02-2010, 02:08 AM   #23
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Old 02-02-2010, 02:08 AM   #24
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Old 02-02-2010, 02:15 AM   #25
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You got the thing JD had on Scrubs.
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