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Old 02-19-2010, 07:39 PM   #1
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Default Top jokes about Subaru that is made by the wifey or girl friend???

1) Who has more Subaru love than a subaru owner? A wrecker driver...LOL
Dumb wife......
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Old 02-19-2010, 08:56 PM   #2
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-You drive a lesbien car.

-Your car is gay and so are you.

-You love your car more than me

-I wish I was a Subaru, maybe you would pay attention t me.

Thats all I got.
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Old 02-19-2010, 08:58 PM   #3
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-You love your car more than me

-I wish I was a Subaru, maybe you would pay attention t me.

Thats all I got.
same responses i get lol
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Old 02-19-2010, 09:02 PM   #4
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-It's so loud
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Old 02-19-2010, 09:05 PM   #5
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Two pillows please

I love it since you got the sway bars installed, I don't get seasick anymore

My car rides like a go-cart and I have to admire her going to races with me, she is a keeper
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Old 02-19-2010, 10:02 PM   #6
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My wife always jokes and calls my car a Suzuki....... "You want to take the Suzuki to the store" ect...

Although I hope to trader her car in for a 2010 Suzuki Outback..muhhhaaaa


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I love it since you got the sway bars installed, I don't get seasick anymore
My wife said the exact same thing! She use to almost blow chunks riding in my car.
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Old 02-19-2010, 10:16 PM   #7
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^^^ ewwwww

bless you....(50/50)
eww you farted (back fire)

and i got those "oh i wish you payed more attention to me like you do with your car" and "where are my stuff???you keep getting your car parts..."
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Old 02-20-2010, 02:10 AM   #8
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(at the dragon, or stop light to stop light)
oh god your making me sick
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Old 02-20-2010, 03:03 AM   #9
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The question my SO asked a lot when we got first got together : "why does everyone stare at your car?"
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Old 02-20-2010, 07:42 AM   #10
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My wife doesn't say anything except my car is too small and loud so she bought her own. Her third Subaru during our relationship.
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Old 02-20-2010, 08:54 AM   #11
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"Oh my goodness my kidneys hurt"
"Oh holy crap i guess you didn't want to go slow"
"Ah, Tink just Farted"

The girlfriend calls my Subie tinkerbell for some reason. I don't know.
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Old 02-20-2010, 11:01 AM   #12
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Your car looks like a 'messican' car.

My supervisor tells me all I need is an 8 inch steering wheel to complete the car.
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Old 02-20-2010, 11:42 AM   #13
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"whats wrong with your trunk, why is it a different color?"(cf)
" this thing sounds weird, is it going to stall"
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Old 02-20-2010, 01:31 PM   #14
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My wife always jokes and calls my car a Suzuki....... "You want to take the Suzuki to the store" ect...
she complains about the stiff ride...the car..

prior to wife 1.0, girl friend 2.0 also called my beloved subie
a suzuki...after awhile i found girl friend 3.0 who became wife 1.0..
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Old 02-20-2010, 03:23 PM   #15
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"OMG, get that POS out of the driveway!!"

"Why do you keep dragging that crap home?"

I have a habbit of buying beaten down subies for rallyx and such. I think I've had 8 in the last three years.
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Old 02-20-2010, 05:11 PM   #16
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"do you ever STOP talking about subaru, it almost makes me sick and want to divorce you."


bad husband.
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Old 02-20-2010, 05:12 PM   #17
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she complains about the stiff ride...the car..

prior to wife 1.0, girl friend 2.0 also called my beloved subie
a suzuki...after awhile i found girl friend 3.0 who became wife 1.0..

lol at 1.0 and 2.0 ....thats hillarious.
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Old 02-20-2010, 06:41 PM   #18
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The first time I took the lady to the dragon, she fell asleep half way through. I asked if I was making her sick and she said, "actually, you're driving like a little b***h and it's making me sreepy."

Sreepy...

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Old 02-20-2010, 07:24 PM   #19
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"not wearing a bra was a horrible mistake..."
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Old 02-20-2010, 07:27 PM   #20
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"Hey! If you take the S off the front and the U off the end your car is an Ubar!" (pronounced oo-bar)

and since I had no other ideas for a license plate...

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Old 02-20-2010, 08:07 PM   #21
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man I wish that was my garage..

it's a pretty creative licence plate though.
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Old 02-20-2010, 08:40 PM   #22
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"not wearing a bra was a horrible mistake..."
I get that one too, only with or w/out a bra.
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Old 02-20-2010, 09:44 PM   #23
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Here is another one that I hear often.

How do you know when you pull up to a place and they are having a Subaru meet?
There are a bunch of taxis dropping people off...

My wife thinks that my car is broke down all the time and Im having to spend money to keep it running. Really im just buying and installing new mods all the time. Hope she never wises up to my scam.
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Old 02-20-2010, 10:46 PM   #24
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Here is another one that I hear often.

How do you know when you pull up to a place and they are having a Subaru meet?
There are a bunch of taxis dropping people off...
5 local cars are down at the moment, and 2 just got back on the road. I feel ya on this one.
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Old 02-21-2010, 03:17 AM   #25
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Here is another one that I hear often.

How do you know when you pull up to a place and they are having a Subaru meet?
There are a bunch of taxis dropping people off...

My wife thinks that my car is broke down all the time and Im having to spend money to keep it running. Really im just buying and installing new mods all the time. Hope she never wises up to my scam.


i wish i could pull that scam on my husband.
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