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Old 04-01-2010, 02:21 AM   #1
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Wink Subaru to fit all future models with seats with exclusive toilet functionality...

Its about time somebody came up with this!!!

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Press Release Source: Subaru of America, Inc. On Thursday April 1, 2010, 12:00 am

CHERRY HILL, N.J., April 1 /PRNewswire/ -- Subaru of America, Inc. today announced that drivers no longer wishing to stop to use a restroom while driving no longer will have to.

(Logo: http://www.newscom.com/cgi-bin/prnh/20080325/SUBARULOGO )

All models starting with the 2011 WRX and STi models which will premier at the New York Auto Show this month will come standard with Subaru's exclusive Recaro seats with built in port-o-potty functionality. The seats which are called BMI (pictured below) will also be available as genuine SUbaru parts for customers wishing to upgrade.



"Subaru has recognized for years that our drivers enjoy driving our vehicles so much that they often forget to stop to use a restroom which results in expensive messes and wasted time not being behind the wheel" said Tim Colbeck, senior vice president of sales for Subaru of America. "Adding such practical features allows us to continue to add to add additional value on top of our already strong core strengths, producing durable, safe and fun-to-drive vehicles."

"Subaru of America continues to outperform the market on the strength of our strong product line-up and committed dealer body," said Thomas J. Doll, executive vice president and COO, Subaru of America, Inc. "Our sales are a tribute to the quality and value that our products represent in the market."

About Subaru of America, Inc.

Subaru of America, Inc. is a wholly owned subsidiary of Fuji Heavy Industries Ltd. of Japan. Headquartered in Cherry Hill, N.J., the company markets and distributes Subaru Symmetrical All-Wheel Drive vehicles, parts and accessories through a network of nearly 600 dealers across the United States. Subaru boasts the most fuel efficient line-up of all-wheel drive products sold in the market today based on Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) fuel economy standards. All Subaru products are manufactured in zero- landfill production plants and Subaru of Indiana Automotive Inc. is the only U.S. automobile production plant to be designated a backyard wildlife habitat by the National Wildlife Federation. For additional information visit www.subaru.com.
Happy April Fools Day folks!!!
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Old 04-01-2010, 02:22 AM   #2
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he's going to wish he'd put the seat up.
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Old 04-01-2010, 02:50 AM   #3
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all he left were skidmarks...
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Old 04-01-2010, 02:54 AM   #4
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Old 04-01-2010, 04:21 AM   #5
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wow he is crapping with his underware on
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Old 04-01-2010, 08:09 AM   #6
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Old 04-01-2010, 08:25 AM   #7
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Meh,

Last years joke was better.


Of course, it could have a prelude to future parts........
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Old 04-01-2010, 08:47 AM   #8
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Well, this will shut up all the people who said the current seats were flat.
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Old 04-01-2010, 08:53 AM   #9
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All models starting with the 2011 WRX and STi models which will premier at the New York Auto Show this month will come standard with Subaru's exclusive Recaro seats with built in port-o-potty functionality. The seats which are called BMI (pictured below) will also be available as genuine SUbaru parts for customers wishing to upgrade.
The April Fools joke is that there will be Recaro seats! lmao
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Old 04-01-2010, 10:44 AM   #10
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Sign me up for one, this should go well with the crappy interior Subaru has bestowed upon my Legacy.
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Old 04-01-2010, 11:37 AM   #11
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Recaro and Bemis are teaming up for the next STI's seats.
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