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Old 06-04-2010, 02:59 PM   #1
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Default Can I pee in the stall with you? Only if you pee on my dick.

My wife works with this gay dude who went down to the keys over memorial day weekend.

The story goes that this guy was drunk and waiting in a long line to use the bathroom at Burger King. Why was there a line for the bathroom? I have no idea. Then a strange chain of events takes place:

1. The gay guy asks some random dude if he can pee in the stall with him, because he has to go really bad.
2. The (gay) random dude kindly obliges and lets him in.
3. As they are peeing, they compliment each others junk.
4. Random gay guy asks my wife's coworker to pee on his dick.
5. Wife's coworker kindly obliges and golden showers the dude's weiner.
6. ???
7. Profit


"I once got pissed on in a Burger King bathroom..." - Humpty
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Old 06-04-2010, 03:01 PM   #2
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You are secretly turned on by this aren't you.
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Old 06-04-2010, 03:01 PM   #3
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Old 06-04-2010, 03:02 PM   #4
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Old 06-04-2010, 03:02 PM   #5
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You are secretly turned on by this aren't you.
That is #6.
??? = DoinkMobb is curious and aroused by such behavior.
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Old 06-04-2010, 03:02 PM   #6
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Urine to this kinda kinky ****, aren't you?
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Old 06-04-2010, 03:03 PM   #7
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ok terrific.

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Old 06-04-2010, 03:04 PM   #8
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So you would say that the guy wasn't exactly pissed off that he had to share the bathroom stall?

Go ahead... say it...
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Old 06-04-2010, 03:04 PM   #9
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The story goes that this I was drunk and waiting in a long line to use the bathroom at Burger King. Why was there a line for the bathroom? I have no idea. Then a strange chain of events takes place:

1. I asks some random dude if I can pee in the stall with him, because I have to go really bad.
2. The (gay) random dude kindly obliges and lets me in.
3. As we are peeing, we compliment each others junk.
4. Random gay guy asks me to pee on his dick.
5. I kindly obliges and golden showers the dude's weiner.
6. ???
7. Profit


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Old 06-04-2010, 03:05 PM   #10
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It's a dick thread but no signs of I25. I call shenanigans!
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Old 06-04-2010, 03:05 PM   #11
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Nah, I'll let Sky or KGB have this one.


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Old 06-04-2010, 03:05 PM   #12
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It's a dick thread but no signs of I25. I call shenanigans!
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Nah, I'll let Sky or KGB have this one.


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Old 06-04-2010, 03:05 PM   #13
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...the ****?
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Old 06-04-2010, 03:06 PM   #14
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That is #6.
??? = DoinkMobb is curious and aroused by such behavior.
All you need is a golden ticket.
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Old 06-04-2010, 03:06 PM   #15
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Old 06-04-2010, 03:07 PM   #16
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You like stories about penis covered in piss.
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Old 06-04-2010, 03:08 PM   #17
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Old 06-04-2010, 03:08 PM   #18
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Come one. You guys are all acting like this hasn't happened to you every now and again over the years.
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Old 06-04-2010, 03:10 PM   #19
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i once got busy in a burger king bathroom
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Old 06-04-2010, 03:10 PM   #20
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Come one. You guys are all acting like this hasn't happened to you every now and again over the years.
I mean, I've peed in a butt before, but never on a dick.
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Old 06-04-2010, 03:11 PM   #21
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Wow, thanks for pointing out the correct lyrics. I wouldn't have ever guessed.
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Old 06-04-2010, 03:13 PM   #22
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Old 06-04-2010, 03:15 PM   #23
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So you would say that the guy wasn't exactly pissed off that he had to share the bathroom stall?

Go ahead... say it...
No because he was pissed *on*. yes I said it.
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Old 06-05-2010, 12:26 AM   #24
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Old 06-05-2010, 12:28 AM   #25
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