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Old 06-24-2010, 09:54 PM   #1
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Ok, so I'm heading back from work, at an intersection in the left turn lane. Light goes yellow and the car in front of me (Merc B-Class for reference) stands still, I toot the horn and they very slowly go through the intersection causing us both to block on-coming traffic as we make our way through the intersection. We get to the three lane road and I pass her and she is staring at me like I'm psycho. She then races in behind me, follows me when I turn right a few blocks later and proceeds to gesture (kind of waving me to the side) and honk at me. I assume she had maybe noticed something wrong with my car and was letting me know. I pull over, she hops out of her car and runs up to my car and says..."YOU HIT MY CAR". I say "WHAT? Where? How? I'm in front of you, how could I have hit your car?".

This lady looks like a yuppy caucasian 40-50 year old version of the late Michael Jackson. She has at a minimum had her lips, nose and a pull done. I'm trying not to laugh at the monstrosity that is her face while she is insisting that I hit her car. I get out and say "show me the damage". As we walk back to her car she says that I was the only car around her and she "heard" someone hit her. We get to the back of her car and it is CLEAN (I'm expecting previous damage and some sort of scam).

So, I ask her where the damage is and she says, well I heard you hit me so it must be somewhere. We walk around her ENTIRE car, NOTHING! I tell her that she should stop smoking crack to which her impressive retort is that I AM A CRACKHEAD. I say "crackheads are more likely to imagine an accident". She STILL insists that I hit her car and I tell her that I am leaving and that maybe she had some complications with her last face lift and that she should try a better doctor next time and ease up on the botox as well as it could be leaking into her MIND and controlling it.

As I leave I see her furiously looking for pen and paper to write down my license plate (obviously the visual image of a completely undamaged car did not convince her).

Just for social experiment sake and the chance to throw some more insults at her I am kind of hoping she "calls me in" for a hit and run or something.
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Old 06-24-2010, 09:56 PM   #2
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Did you get her number? Sounds fiesty.
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Old 06-24-2010, 10:02 PM   #3
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dam haah, if u didnt mention she was caucasian, i could totally imagine the whole scenario with a chinese lady
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Old 06-24-2010, 10:14 PM   #4
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She may have had the Chinese surgeried out of her.

She kind of looked like this but with black hair and a thinner shnoz.
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Old 06-24-2010, 10:48 PM   #5
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^I can't even look at people that look like that. They creep me out...pretty nasty
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Old 06-25-2010, 12:06 AM   #6
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You should have taken pictures of her back-end, just so you have proof that it was undamaged
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Old 06-25-2010, 01:43 AM   #7
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She may have had the Chinese surgeried out of her.

She kind of looked like this but with black hair and a thinner shnoz.
She looks like a horse I rode in Tulsa.
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Old 06-25-2010, 02:24 AM   #8
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I don't need proof, if she actually gets damaged they can check my car and nothing will match so, no worries.

6th, even for a horse that's ugly (for those who don't recognize the horse/human mutation it is Donatella Versace...ughhh...if that's the best all her money can buy something is WRONG.
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Old 06-25-2010, 02:27 AM   #9
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Did you get her plate? Call the police and inform them you were being harassed
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