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Old 06-25-2002, 04:52 AM   #1
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Exclamation The Church of TXIC

This is bound to be my first locked thread... but I guess there is a first time for everything.

The church if TXIC is taking members...

So far the only core belief I have come up with is.

A. You must drive a Subaru (yes that means you can't join SST)

Thatís right... openly accepting all beliefs, races, sexual preferences, etc.

And the best part is... Tax Exemption!!!!
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Old 06-25-2002, 04:57 AM   #2
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tax exemption???? i'm down


and whats this with the sst business, he has no rights here
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Old 06-25-2002, 04:58 AM   #3
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oooohhhh can't join sorry didn't see the 'nt
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Old 06-25-2002, 04:59 AM   #4
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tax exemption???? i'm down


and whats this with the sst business, he has no rights here
Typo... I actually meant to signal him out as a non-member to point out the hypocritical irony of the statement that everyone could be a member. Well its fixed now!!
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Old 06-25-2002, 05:02 AM   #5
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so i assume you have the tax exemption paperwork all ready to go right, casue i wanna get in on this as soon as possible
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Old 06-25-2002, 06:55 AM   #6
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can i get some official status so i could go check out things for free for our youth group
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Old 06-25-2002, 08:27 AM   #7
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tax exemption......I'm in.......
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Old 06-25-2002, 10:38 AM   #8
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I'm in, tax exemption or not. I gotta believe in SOMETHING
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Old 06-25-2002, 10:54 AM   #9
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Yeah, but we need to be a cult with Kool Aide.

If so, I'm in.

Can we also add the bubble-wrap jumpsuits from "Dude Where's my Car?"

Just wondering.
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Old 06-25-2002, 11:30 AM   #10
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Yeah, but we need to be a cult with Kool Aide.

If so, I'm in.

Can we also add the bubble-wrap jumpsuits from "Dude Where's my Car?"

Just wondering.
I was thinking more along the lines of ninja outfits, perhaps if we made them out of bubble wrap. Anybody got any other core beliefs?

B. All other imports are inferior!!
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Old 06-25-2002, 11:31 AM   #11
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Just as long as this doesnt involve any nikes, barbiturates, and plastic bags. Besides, my HTML isnt that good.
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Old 06-25-2002, 11:36 AM   #12
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Old 06-25-2002, 02:20 PM   #13
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Yeah, but we need to be a cult with Kool Aide.

If so, I'm in.

Can we also add the bubble-wrap jumpsuits from "Dude Where's my Car?"

Just wondering.
As long as we can have the zoltan remix in there and wear bubble wrap.......it's all good
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Old 06-25-2002, 02:24 PM   #14
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Condition 2: You may not now, or have ever, owned a set of pink, hot pink or any color that is anywhere near pink, wheels for said automobile.

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Old 06-25-2002, 02:25 PM   #15
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I cannot enter.
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Old 06-25-2002, 02:25 PM   #16
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Guess I am banned from the Chruch. No Subie here
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Old 06-25-2002, 02:27 PM   #17
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Default CHURCH OF TXICer SPOTTED!!

An unknowing land surveyer captured the first picture ever of a member of the Church of TXIC

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Old 06-25-2002, 02:34 PM   #18
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B. All other imports are inferior!!
but what about ferraris and lambos?
technically the are imports
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Old 06-25-2002, 02:36 PM   #19
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Then TECHNICALLY they are INFERIOR!

DO NOT QUESTION, INFIDEL!

The vice grip of truth will purify your heretic soul!

Now, go release a domesticated rabbit into the wild, thereby infurating PETA and their ilk!
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Old 06-25-2002, 02:40 PM   #20
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Shall I go forth and smite him for mentioning those inferior modes of transport in the very presence of the electronic altar of the Church of TXIC?


(I just wanna smite people!)
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Old 06-25-2002, 02:42 PM   #21
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Smite away you... smiting... smiter-person!!!

Oooh... personalized license plate: SMITE





















This just in...
TXIC'er spotted at Wendy's!!!:

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Old 06-25-2002, 04:05 PM   #22
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Condition 2: You may not now, or have ever, owned a set of pink, hot pink or any color that is anywhere near pink, wheels for said automobile.

DAMNIT
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Old 06-25-2002, 04:09 PM   #23
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Who will be the "priests" of the church, and can they fondle the youngins'??
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Old 06-25-2002, 04:11 PM   #24
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Who will be the "priests" of the church, and can they fondle the youngins'??



...soo wrong.
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Old 06-25-2002, 04:43 PM   #25
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A. You must drive a Subaru

Phhheew. Glad I won that red CG8 in Grand Turismo 3 yesterday otherwise I wouldn't be able to join.
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