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Old 10-04-2010, 02:03 PM   #1
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Default John Ninja!

Branching off of the "Just wanted to share this badass car with everyone" forum, this is where can discuss our conversations with John Ninja.

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Old 10-04-2010, 03:43 PM   #2
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Well this is an ongoing thing in my shop at work. So i texted him for about 2 hours and another guy in our shop called him saying he too was a ninja.

Well shortly after the second add went up with the ninja boot camp my friend that called him got a text. it read: Fellow Ninja I am organizing a ninja boot camp would you be interested in assisting me?

My friend responds with yes. (like a dumbass)

he says I will contact you with further info.

This will never get old. about every 5 mins or so there is a ninja jon reference in my shop now.
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Old 10-04-2010, 03:50 PM   #3
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You spelled the poor ninja's name wrong. How do you spell Jon wrong?!
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Old 10-04-2010, 03:57 PM   #4
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You spelled the poor ninja's name wrong. How do you spell Jon wrong?!
Being an idiot, i dont pay attention.
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Old 10-04-2010, 04:09 PM   #5
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It would be a good idea to go on his camp out, tie him up, and leave him in the woods.
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Old 10-04-2010, 04:12 PM   #6
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It would be a good idea to go on his camp out, tie him up, and leave him in the woods.
THIS
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Old 10-04-2010, 04:17 PM   #7
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You guys are silly
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Old 10-04-2010, 04:25 PM   #8
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along the lines of ninja's has anyone ever seen any of the "Ask a Ninja" video's? or is anyone a subscriber? I had a roomate show me a long time ago, those are usually pretty funny.

but someone should "hire" him and have him follow someone they know and tell us how it all went!
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Old 10-04-2010, 04:30 PM   #9
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We should hire him to follow around a bum
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Old 10-04-2010, 05:21 PM   #10
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one of the guys in our shop was in Air Force Sere training which translates to badass in the woods. He had to survive in the woods for 14 days with no sleep or food. They lived off the land and ate rabbits and ****. Anyways he wants to go and I think theres 5 of us thinking about it. Noone wants to go alone and get ninja raped.
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Old 10-04-2010, 05:24 PM   #11
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Now I am starting to feel bad for this guy. I once met a guy similar to this story. He proceeded to tell me about his black belt. I asked for a demo and it went something close to this


I asked where he learned his skillz, he told me from books from the library. I then felt really bad
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Old 10-04-2010, 05:39 PM   #12
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one of the guys in our shop was in Air Force Sere training which translates to badass in the woods. He had to survive in the woods for 14 days with no sleep or food. They lived off the land and ate rabbits and ****. Anyways he wants to go and I think theres 5 of us thinking about it. Noone wants to go alone and get ninja raped.
I have a couple friends getting their packages approved to cross into SERE. But about being raped, i agree.. no one can go alone. bring a buddy
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Old 10-04-2010, 05:42 PM   #13
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You guys do realize the boot camp was set for last weekend right?

Maybe nobody showed up and he'll reschedule for this weekend though.
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Old 10-04-2010, 07:39 PM   #14
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no through texts he has told us he is rescheduling another one. and if enough ppl come he would do one further north.

Ninja jon is effing serious about this. The dude must be looking to make some money obviously. If I needed any help around my house instead of going down town to get some mexicans to help I am hiring ninja jon lol. I do want to go to the boot camp though to see what this dude is all about. My Sere friend wants to try and track him up in the woods and sneak up on them. Think of the epic stories that could come out of ninja boot camp with ninja jon.
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Old 10-04-2010, 10:16 PM   #15
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So we should stage a raid on the ninja boot camp campsite... The stories that could be told!
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Old 10-04-2010, 11:09 PM   #16
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I'm a samurai and samurai hat ninja. Otherwise I'd go with
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Old 10-06-2010, 07:41 PM   #17
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I'm so totally in on the stalking of Ninja Jon. Let's get enough information on the general location and we'll track him. In the middle of the night join and say that we couldn't infiltrate the area until nightfall to protect our identity from our enemies that may or may not be hiding in the woods.
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Old 10-07-2010, 08:42 AM   #18
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Ok so ninja Jon still is the main topic at work. Apparently night shift is in on it too. They were texting him untill 0300 in the morning. They have action shots and video on their phones that they sent. He is 25 and is 100% serious about this. My guy asks well if I have you bodyguard me what about if we get shot at. And he asks what are you doing that you could get shot. My guy says he'd rather not say. Ninja jon says well first he would drop a smoke bomb to disorient them and then use his sword and taser. My guy was like whoa ninjas dont use tasers. NJ says Sometimes you have to improvise in the way of the ninja. then apparently they keep talking about guns and ninja jon says he would feel better protecting him if he bought him the firearm of his choice. then he would drop a smoke bomb and shoot him. I really lol'd. Theres alot more but i can't remember it all off hand but it is facking hilarious. he has an apt to mow one ouf our guys lawns in full ninja for $50. I was like **** i'd do it for 50 he has a small yard. So atleast NJ is getting work. This guy is the new Mascot for The 421st Fighter Sq Weapons shop. Oh and they asked him what his most dangerous adventure was and he said that he couldnt divulge such information. But that some things blow up very nice. And they asked him about getting onto base. He said that would require $1000 up front and $1000 after he completed because it was illegal. If he was feeling like these guys were picking on him he would have stopped texting them back. But apparently he is enjoying this as much as we are. I am seriously considering this boot camp to see what he is all about. lol obviously not alone because i dont want to get ninja raped. theres more to tell but my brain is fried. I worked 230 am till 7 pm yesterday and 4pm till 530 am this mourning. So reading comprehension is a little off. If this sounds alittle weird I apologize.
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Old 10-07-2010, 10:45 AM   #19
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Ok so ninja Jon still is the main topic at work. Apparently night shift is in on it too. They were texting him untill 0300 in the morning. They have action shots and video on their phones that they sent. He is 25 and is 100% serious about this. My guy asks well if I have you bodyguard me what about if we get shot at. And he asks what are you doing that you could get shot. My guy says he'd rather not say. Ninja jon says well first he would drop a smoke bomb to disorient them and then use his sword and taser. My guy was like whoa ninjas dont use tasers. NJ says Sometimes you have to improvise in the way of the ninja. then apparently they keep talking about guns and ninja jon says he would feel better protecting him if he bought him the firearm of his choice. then he would drop a smoke bomb and shoot him. I really lol'd. Theres alot more but i can't remember it all off hand but it is facking hilarious. he has an apt to mow one ouf our guys lawns in full ninja for $50. I was like **** i'd do it for 50 he has a small yard. So atleast NJ is getting work. This guy is the new Mascot for The 421st Fighter Sq Weapons shop. Oh and they asked him what his most dangerous adventure was and he said that he couldnt divulge such information. But that some things blow up very nice. And they asked him about getting onto base. He said that would require $1000 up front and $1000 after he completed because it was illegal. If he was feeling like these guys were picking on him he would have stopped texting them back. But apparently he is enjoying this as much as we are. I am seriously considering this boot camp to see what he is all about. lol obviously not alone because i dont want to get ninja raped. theres more to tell but my brain is fried. I worked 230 am till 7 pm yesterday and 4pm till 530 am this mourning. So reading comprehension is a little off. If this sounds alittle weird I apologize.
HEY! he is 649MUNS's mascot!! haha. we also told him we would pay him to sneak onto base and meet us somewhere in the 1200 series.. he said no. haha.
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Old 10-07-2010, 11:27 AM   #20
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See if ninjas do underwater missions. Tell him you lost a valuable item in utah lake.
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^^ I would head down to the lake just to watch him look for it!
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Old 10-07-2010, 01:42 PM   #22
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I keep losing my gold when im out in my boat. I wonder what a recovery mission will run me?!
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Old 10-07-2010, 02:12 PM   #23
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shoot him a text and lets find out!! haha
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Old 10-07-2010, 02:16 PM   #24
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Text sent. I ll update this post with the conversation:

Me: Do you do any water recovery missions?
Jon: Water Recovery Mission? Are you talkin like a life jacket or life perserver?
Me: Well I lost something in Utah Lake. Fell off my boat. I would like it recovered but not sure on pricing etc. Also are you doing another boot camp? What is your ninja background/ training etc.
Jon: Ah ok, you mean scuba gear. No I dont have water recovery items. Yes I am planning another Ninja Boot Camp. And my training has been learned from books and DVD's on the subject from real trainers. There are no teachers of ninja ways in Utah.
Me: I am apprehensive to train with you as you have not received formal training. Don't the true ninja look down on that? Wouldn't you seek training outside the state of Utah? Haven't you ever had a mission outside the state?
Jon: Look I can tell you this man, I've been learning and training for 5 years in the ninja ways, and there are no teachers in Utah and the others outside the state are damn expensive. So if you want to learn i can share what I know with you, and its quite a bit, but i ll leave it up to you to decide if you really want this. But being a ninja is not to be cool or awesome, being a ninja is humble and enlightening and prepares you for anything that life might throw your way. Ninjutsu is a life style and a mind set. The true Ninja as you put it are students all their life. Plus what I am going to teach for free is mostly sneaking and not being seen type of ninja moves. Yes I do seek training outside this state, but you forget about this world is EVERYONE WANTS MONEY, I have looked into this a lot and its rather expensive to train under their people. its easier to buy the training dvds from their people, trust me, i plan on learning a lot more we are always students.
Me:Maybe this is a sore subject but what about samurai? They speak bad of ninja and ninja of them. Where is the truth in that argument?
Jon:The difference was the code of honor. Samurai fought their foes face to face as where tninja would strike while a does was injureed unaware or with poison.
Me: So it's the type of a ttack really. Also samurai wouldnt allow a victim to suffer right?
Jon: It all depends on a person's attitude.
Me: there there a school or style from japan you study?


ok too much of this. if anyone wants to read the rest they can see it on my phone haha.

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someone should hire him for the massage therapy. I bet he comes shirtless but keeps the mask on.
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