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Old 12-28-2011, 09:20 PM   #3901
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Was she Atleast cute?? If not shoulda told her to get back in the kitchen...

ehhh not really. shes kinda chubby but had huge tits. she was a total bitch though
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Old 12-28-2011, 09:24 PM   #3902
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not subaru related but I thought I'd share.

The other day my friend got his Eclipse GSX back from the shop, posted that as a status on his facebook the first comment was "dude I wanna see a sick a$$ burnout"

My friend didn't even respond to that comment
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Old 12-28-2011, 10:48 PM   #3903
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ehhh not really. shes kinda chubby but had huge tits. she was a total bitch though
Mommy?
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Old 12-29-2011, 01:35 AM   #3904
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I think that is the very first time I've heard that term. I literally LOL'ed!


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Old 12-29-2011, 02:14 AM   #3905
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Carbon fiber hood, trunk, side mirrrors, spoiler, and more. "Nice wrap!" always envokes strong words in reply.
Hahah an dthe guys on here start threads about Carbon when it's only a wrap
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Old 12-29-2011, 02:19 AM   #3906
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I think that is the very first time I've heard that term. I literally LOL'ed!
Where have you lived; Or are you l young? It's a pretty old saying
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Old 12-29-2011, 02:27 AM   #3907
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Where have you lived; Or are you l young? It's a pretty old saying
Oh, it's underwear.... I'm dumb. Though I was pretty out of it earlier, I was thinking he was meaning it as a term for the penis or balls....
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Old 12-29-2011, 05:55 AM   #3908
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haha not mine. maybe yours?
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Old 12-29-2011, 06:10 AM   #3909
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That's what's inside a banana hammock.
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Old 12-29-2011, 08:38 AM   #3910
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Oh, it's underwear.... I'm dumb. Though I was pretty out of it earlier, I was thinking he was meaning it as a term for the penis or balls....
cheers. I mean we have enough names for TheTeam, easy to assume that.
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Old 12-29-2011, 11:48 AM   #3911
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I pulled into the parking deck behind one of our Indian consultants this morning. He stops by my desk an hour later and asks in broken English "you have black Honda? what is strange structure on the front of your car?" (hood scoop).

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Old 12-29-2011, 11:54 AM   #3912
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^curry collector. he should know that.
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Old 12-29-2011, 01:41 PM   #3913
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A few years back I had this kid argue with me that my STi wasn't an STi because it wasn't blue with the gold rims. Mines jbp with silver rims. I felt like kicking him in the banana hammock for being a tool.
I was at a car show last spring and I had two kids walk up to me sitting by my car. They asked me if it was a real STI? I am scoopless and wingless with a debadged trunk, so this seemed like a normal question. I replied "Yes, it is an 04 STI." To which the kid's reply was "Well, in my opinion, 05 and 07 are the only real, true STIs"

I was truly disappointed when I found out he was a fellow Subaru owner.
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Old 12-29-2011, 01:45 PM   #3914
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ehhh not really. shes kinda chubby but had huge tits. she was a total bitch though
We call those "default boobies" around here. As in, she only has big boobs as a default of being fat.
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Old 12-29-2011, 01:49 PM   #3915
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I call them foobs (fat boobs)
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Old 12-29-2011, 02:04 PM   #3916
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I call them foobs (fat boobs)
Foobies does have a nice ring to it. And if a fat girl catches you saying it, you can tell her it means "fine boobies"
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Old 12-29-2011, 02:15 PM   #3917
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big boobs don't count if you're big. rule #1
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Old 12-29-2011, 02:22 PM   #3918
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big boobs don't count if you're big. rule #1
I know, hence my name of default boobs. "Dude I saw this girl with huge tits, too bad they were default boobs."

On a related side note, I would always take a chubby girl with a cute face over a girl that is a butterface.
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Old 12-29-2011, 02:29 PM   #3919
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On a related side note, I would always take a chubby girl with a cute face over a girl that is a butterface.
That's why man created paperbags. If it makes you feel any better, you can always draw or tape a picture of a hot girl on the paperbag. But I've found that if you don't at least poke a hole for them to breathe, they tend to pass out to quick...

Some girls have no stamina. Sheesh.
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Old 12-29-2011, 02:30 PM   #3920
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We call those "default boobies" around here. As in, she only has big boobs as a default of being fat.
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I call them foobs (fat boobs)
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I was at a car show last spring and I had two kids walk up to me sitting by my car. They asked me if it was a real STI? I am scoopless and wingless with a debadged trunk, so this seemed like a normal question. I replied "Yes, it is an 04 STI." To which the kid's reply was "Well, in my opinion, 05 and 07 are the only real, true STIs"
And you didn't ask them why?
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Old 12-29-2011, 02:33 PM   #3921
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I know, hence my name of default boobs. "Dude I saw this girl with huge tits, too bad they were default boobs."

On a related side note, I would always take a chubby girl with a cute face over a girl that is a butterface.
Ah ok then.
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Old 12-29-2011, 03:47 PM   #3922
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And you didn't ask them why?
He looked unsure, and then told me the wheels are different, and said mine wasn't a widebody (as he pointed where the 05-07 fender arch is)
I'm not sure why the 06 didn't count is his opinion.

I should note the "car show" I am referring to is called Crusiefest. The name should actually be Drunkfest, because that is what it is. Everyone camps for the weekend, parties, and girls show boobies for beads. The cars are crap, a whole lot of donks and crazy stereo systems. But it is such a free for all, its a blast.

It was at Kil-kare Raceway, and they just left the track open for free passes. No rules at all. We made a pass in my STI with no belts or helmets, my friend sitting shotgun with a half gallon of Black Velvet in his lap. I wasn't drunk yet, but I can't say the same for everyone else making passes. People weren't even waiting for other people to finish a pass, the next car would leave once you got half track.
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Old 12-29-2011, 04:08 PM   #3923
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He looked unsure, and then told me the wheels are different, and said mine wasn't a widebody (as he pointed where the 05-07 fender arch is)
I'm not sure why the 06 didn't count is his opinion.

I should note the "car show" I am referring to is called Crusiefest. The name should actually be Drunkfest, because that is what it is. Everyone camps for the weekend, parties, and girls show boobies for beads. The cars are crap, a whole lot of donks and crazy stereo systems. But it is such a free for all, its a blast.

It was at Kil-kare Raceway, and they just left the track open for free passes. No rules at all. We made a pass in my STI with no belts or helmets, my friend sitting shotgun with a half gallon of Black Velvet in his lap. I wasn't drunk yet, but I can't say the same for everyone else making passes. People weren't even waiting for other people to finish a pass, the next car would leave once you got half track.
That sounds like too much fun haha.
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Old 12-29-2011, 04:27 PM   #3924
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He looked unsure, and then told me the wheels are different, and said mine wasn't a widebody (as he pointed where the 05-07 fender arch is)
I'm not sure why the 06 didn't count is his opinion.

I should note the "car show" I am referring to is called Crusiefest. The name should actually be Drunkfest, because that is what it is. Everyone camps for the weekend, parties, and girls show boobies for beads. The cars are crap, a whole lot of donks and crazy stereo systems. But it is such a free for all, its a blast.

It was at Kil-kare Raceway, and they just left the track open for free passes. No rules at all. We made a pass in my STI with no belts or helmets, my friend sitting shotgun with a half gallon of Black Velvet in his lap. I wasn't drunk yet, but I can't say the same for everyone else making passes. People weren't even waiting for other people to finish a pass, the next car would leave once you got half track.
I'm not sure if that's terrifying to think about or totally epic. Either way, I wanna go!
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Old 12-29-2011, 04:54 PM   #3925
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I'm not sure if that's terrifying to think about or totally epic. Either way, I wanna go!
It was a little bit of both. We only made one pass and then parked my car. Its on private property every year, so no one cares about drinking and drive. There is a "cruise route" every year that slowly goes around the entire event. Everyone just parties in their cars, and you hang beads from the side view mirrors. Every once and a while a girl will come and trade boobs for beads. Its stop and go, 5mph driving so never one ever wrecks. The website is www.cruisefestnationals.net if anyone wants to join the anarchy.

Here is a pic of my friend, passed out in my car after security escorted us back to the camp site. Appearantly doing donuts in the grass is frowned upon.


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