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Old 04-16-2011, 09:34 PM   #376
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I wished I lived with eight girls. Lol.
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Old 04-17-2011, 01:53 AM   #377
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^ I'll give that another +1
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Old 04-17-2011, 02:53 AM   #378
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I guess when you needed the bathroom you'd just pee outside then with them all hoarding it! lol. I lived with 3 and that was plenty

Guy at the gas station: "Is your car fast? It looks fast!"
Me "it's pretty quick."
guy "can you smoke your tires?!" super anxious look on his face
me "not before I blow up my drivetrain... it's an awd car and doesn't like 'burnouts' "
guy's face drops like I just pee'd on his shoe... "oh... looks good though" and turns to face his car. ROFL.
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Old 04-17-2011, 03:44 AM   #379
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Started my car in the garage the other day as the GF was getting in.

"Ohhhh, your car sounds pissed off today..." (SPT catback @ cold idle)
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First day with the car. Went to show the gf
Me: what do you think?
Her: it looks like free willy

LOL. GFs always have the funniest/cutest reactions.
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Old 04-17-2011, 03:47 AM   #380
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I support that kind of vandalism.
STI(Sexually Transmitted Infection) is actually the term scientists and professionals use instead of STD as of most recently. More fun for us :B
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Old 04-17-2011, 09:07 AM   #381
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That reminds me, my brothers friend said this to me...

Wait, so an sti is better than your car? I didn't realize sexually transmitted infections were better than anything...your car must really suck!
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Old 04-17-2011, 09:20 AM   #382
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That reminds me, my brothers friend said this to me...

Wait, so an sti is better than your car? I didn't realize sexually transmitted infections were better than anything...your car must really suck!
That's funny. But I get that every time someone asks me what kind of car I have. "You have a Sexually Transmitted Infection?"
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Old 04-17-2011, 09:59 AM   #383
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Had an interesting conversation with a guy at a gas station the other day


Dude: Dammmmn man, that's a bad asss BIsh.

Me: Uh...thanks.

Dude: That thing like twin turbo or some-ting?

Me: Nope, just one.

Dude: Awwwwww man, that's too bad.


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Old 04-17-2011, 10:19 AM   #384
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Today @ 6:30pm.

Some guy on craigslist wanted to buy my eBay vortex generator. He had a black bugeye that looked pretty good from the side. Painted his stockers gold, and had an angled style exhaust. Conversation went like this;

Me : Hey what's up man, nice bugeye.

Bugeye : Thanks man, you have 04 wrx?

Me : It's an 07 wrx with an 04 tail light conversion.

Bugeye : Oh i see.

Me : Are your rims powdercoated? (reason why i asked was that they were done very well).

Bugeye : Oh no, i painted them myself.

Me : Nice...*as i head toward the front of his car, is where i :facepalmed:*.

Bugeye : Yeah man, i got srt-4 eye lids on it, spray painted the factory horn red to look like a hella horn, and got a 2005 style carbon fiber scoop and side vents. (all covered in mesh).

Me : Oh, why didn't you get the bugeye eyelids?

Bugeye : I don't like them, i like the srt-4 eye lids better. (they were srt-4 sticker eyelids)

Me : ..........i gotta go man.

Bugeye : Oh one question, you know why my car is backfiring?

Me : Are you running a bov?

Bugeye : Yeah, HKS BOV.

Me : There ya go, bye.

Apparently he just bought his wrx a couple months ago, his first mod was an HKS BOV. I don't really have a problem with BOV's, its the fact that he had srt-4 eyelids on a bugeye which made no sense, and had an ugly hood with mesh everywhere....sad.
Honestly this just makes you look like more of a judgemental prick than anything.

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Old 04-17-2011, 11:10 AM   #385
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My buddy was getting his 95 firebird formula edition towed the other day and we are talking with the guy who's towing our car...

Guy: Yeah, the problem could be that you ran your car too hard with a brand new clutch (talking to my friend)
Friend: Damn... (Had been waiting for weeks to get his car back after his clutch grenaded)
Guy: (My car catches his eye) Woa who's Subaru is that?
Me: Mine
Guy: I bet your Subaru would smoke this thing!
Me: Yup
Friend: *Blushing and embaressed*

I was honestly surprised it caught his eye. My friend likes having flashy cars, so his bird is red with white stripes and has chrome wheels, and my car is DGM with gunmetal wheels, so basically we're exact opposites. Usually he gets the attention, until someone who knows what they're talking about comes along. His old car was a black and yellow 3000gt o.O
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Old 04-17-2011, 11:17 AM   #386
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STI(Sexually Transmitted Infection) is actually the term scientists and professionals use instead of STD as of most recently. More fun for us :B
I know - on a test last year, first question was "What does STI stand for?" I put "Subaru Technica International" and drew a little picture of an STi on the side. And under that I wrote "Google image search: "STI"." I think I only got an A because of that.
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Old 04-17-2011, 02:43 PM   #387
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I know - on a test last year, first question was "What does STI stand for?" I put "Subaru Technica International" and drew a little picture of an STi on the side. And under that I wrote "Google image search: "STI"." I think I only got an A because of that.
LOL!!!!!!
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Old 04-17-2011, 04:52 PM   #388
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I want a test question like that! I love that answer!!!!
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Old 04-17-2011, 11:37 PM   #389
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Oh hey your that guy that drives that sick suzuki arent you?
no it's a subaru
WTF is that?
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Old 04-17-2011, 11:49 PM   #390
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He said it was a guy... but if that's the way you roll...
lol.. being a nice person and helping out someone less fortunate than me somehow turned into a homosexual reference... only on nasioc
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Old 04-17-2011, 11:51 PM   #391
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^^^that reminds me of the first comment i got on my car...drove to work and was talking with a customer and somehow i ended up mentioning that i just got a new subaru...he asks all about it and everything, finally asks how fast it goes.
me: i don't know yet, but it's supposedly limited at 140,
him: "A 4 WHEELER GOING 140?!?!?! THAT'S NUTS!!!"
me: it's a car...
him: since when does subaru make cars?
me: uhhhh, pretty sure since the company was founded...but i'm not sure.
him: seriously?!?! never heard of them...
me: you must be thinking of suzuki...
him: wait, theres a difference?
me: :facepalm:
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Old 04-18-2011, 12:01 AM   #392
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^^^that reminds me of the first comment i got on my car...drove to work and was talking with a customer and somehow i ended up mentioning that i just got a new subaru...he asks all about it and everything, finally asks how fast it goes.
me: i don't know yet, but it's supposedly limited at 140,
him: "A 4 WHEELER GOING 140?!?!?! THAT'S NUTS!!!"
me: it's a car...
him: since when does subaru make cars?
me: uhhhh, pretty sure since the company was founded...but i'm not sure.
him: seriously?!?! never heard of them...
me: you must be thinking of suzuki...
him: wait, theres a difference?
me: :facepalm:
it gets worse... suzuki used to make the swift too... hopefully he works nowhere near cars...
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Old 04-18-2011, 12:04 AM   #393
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yeah, well he was in getting his car serviced or getting tires or something, so i don't think he was much of a diy kind of guy.
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Old 04-18-2011, 12:14 PM   #394
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That's funny. But I get that every time someone asks me what kind of car I have. "You have a Sexually Transmitted Infection?"
LOL, I was with some friends the other night and we somehow got on the topic of STD/STIs. After a minute I just said "I only have 1 STi" then everybody looked at me really funny and I said "it's in the garage though" and everybody got what I was talking about and busted out laughing. I'm surprised they didn't catch on though, they all know I drive an STi.
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Old 04-18-2011, 01:25 PM   #395
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My buddy just asked me this five mins ago...was funny to me.

Friend: so, I got a newbie question... I saw those red things in your grill...(referring to my Hellas)
Me: yeah?
Friend: are those the whistling babies?
Me: whistling babies...?
Friend: yeah...your turbos

Was funny for a minute, then I explained it.
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Old 04-18-2011, 01:32 PM   #396
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Friend: are those the whistling babies?
Me: whistling babies...?
Friend: yeah...your turbos
I love the comparison. Never heard that one before.
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Old 04-19-2011, 12:29 PM   #397
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I got the burnout finger roll from 2 guys at a jiffy lube in Tacoma, same place I see a WRB 05 sedan once n awile, u would think they would know.
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Old 04-19-2011, 02:37 PM   #398
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I got the burnout finger roll from 2 guys at a jiffy lube in Tacoma, same place I see a WRB 05 sedan once n awile, u would think they would know.
You think they know, but they have no idea.
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Old 04-19-2011, 03:31 PM   #399
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LOL, I was with some friends the other night and we somehow got on the topic of STD/STIs. After a minute I just said "I only have 1 STi" then everybody looked at me really funny and I said "it's in the garage though" and everybody got what I was talking about and busted out laughing. I'm surprised they didn't catch on though, they all know I drive an STi.
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Old 04-19-2011, 03:42 PM   #400
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lol.. being a nice person and helping out someone less fortunate than me somehow turned into a homosexual reference... only on nasioc
You obviously didn't read what the person I was quoting said.
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