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Old 03-07-2012, 09:12 AM   #4901
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I got called a middle-aged lesbian for driving my 02 forester. Made me laugh. I'm a 30 yr old big fella.
Shouldn't have that problem with my 08 impreza
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Old 03-07-2012, 10:12 AM   #4902
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Apparently you're missing what "other things" means.
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That's exactly my point.
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I thought the other things were about things that could be afforded.
He is a drug dealer.
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Old 03-07-2012, 10:18 AM   #4903
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had a co-worker look at my car and said that its piece of crap Subaru and it can't do much, why would you get such a slow ass car? I asked him if he wanted a ride. I took him for one and it shut him up lol
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Old 03-07-2012, 10:19 AM   #4904
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He is a drug dealer.
One of the local guys said that too.
She said she should be a dealer, I replied with "no ones ever herd of a female drug dealer"
Hahaa
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Old 03-07-2012, 10:21 AM   #4905
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One of the local guys said that too.
She said she should be a dealer, I replied with "no ones ever herd of a female drug dealer"
Hahaa
I've known many
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Old 03-07-2012, 10:24 AM   #4906
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I've known many
Out of all my years of......buying candy? I have never had a female, it might just be my area lol.
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Old 03-07-2012, 10:26 AM   #4907
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I've known many
Yea same here, must be NESIC.
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Old 03-07-2012, 10:30 AM   #4908
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Out of all my years of......buying candy? I have never had a female, it might just be my area lol.
Eat candy long enough and you may just have the pleasure. I can assure you though they exist.
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Old 03-07-2012, 10:45 AM   #4909
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Do a barrel roll.
True story, this happened maybe 10 years ago. Kid in the town next to me is doing neutral slams, in the rain, in his parents brand new Forester. After doing one of these the car pulls right, goes into a small ditch and rolls over onto a stone wall.
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Old 03-07-2012, 11:51 AM   #4910
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True story, this happened maybe 10 years ago. Kid in the town next to me is doing neutral slams, in the rain, in his parents brand new Forester. After doing one of these the car pulls right, goes into a small ditch and rolls over onto a stone wall.
Winning!
Too much power for the street to handle.
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Old 03-07-2012, 12:59 PM   #4911
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I just want to say, I like to eat candy.
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Old 03-07-2012, 01:20 PM   #4912
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one time i was at the local drag strip and i saw an 02 wrx with mustang stripes and an #sti hoodscoop #hks turbo timer trying to cool off his car by holding a bag of ice over his tmic, i think he overheard me calling him a ricer.
Besides the racing stripes, what's wrong with that?
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Old 03-07-2012, 03:04 PM   #4913
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One of the local guys said that too.
She said she should be a dealer, I replied with "no ones ever herd of a female drug dealer"
Hahaa
I've had known a few
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Old 03-07-2012, 03:56 PM   #4914
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"Your car is a V8, right?"

LOL
Ive had a few people say this to me. All had fox body mustangs, weird.
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Old 03-07-2012, 04:11 PM   #4915
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I just want to say, I like to eat candy.
Mmmmhhhmmm
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Old 03-07-2012, 04:14 PM   #4916
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On a rock climbing trip this past week, after a twenty-minute offroad trek through mud, washouts, minor flooding, and nasty ditches, we get to the "parking lot" at the bottom of a really steep rutted road out in the middle of the Kentucky wilderness. While we are getting our gear ready, an Explorer comes down the road into the parking lot and gives me props for making it there in my tiny little hatchback. Then,

Explorer Driver: "Will you be alright getting out of here?"
Me: *laughs* "Yeah, I'll be fine."
My brother (to me): "You should have asked him if he was going to be alright getting out of here."

And of course, we made it out just fine.
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Old 03-07-2012, 04:31 PM   #4917
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Every time someone mentions kentucky I think of this friend of mine who would always talk **** about these "holler goths". Still have no idea what that means.
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Old 03-07-2012, 05:04 PM   #4918
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I just want to say, I like to eat candy.
I'm outta candy :-(
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Old 03-07-2012, 08:04 PM   #4919
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Some of these are the best!
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Old 03-07-2012, 08:49 PM   #4920
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One first gear pull and you smoked him? What was your 0-25 time?
This actually made me lol!
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Old 03-08-2012, 12:45 AM   #4921
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one time i was at the local drag strip and i saw an 02 wrx with mustang stripes and an #sti hoodscoop #hks turbo timer trying to cool off his car by holding a bag of ice over his tmic, i think he overheard me calling him a ricer.
Just... Stop....

Yeah, turbo timer PROBABLY not necessary, but other than that... Just stop
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Old 03-08-2012, 12:47 AM   #4922
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The ice was to combat heat soak from the staging lanes, not cool the car down.
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Old 03-08-2012, 02:04 AM   #4923
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I was at a redlight today, one where right after the light it turns from two lanes into one just a few feet down.

This mustang pulls up next to me and starts revving his engine at me.

The light turns green I just sat there waiting for him to go so I could merge in behind him.

He sees that I don't move and just sits there as well, revving his engine at me even more. I slowly start to move forward since he isn't moving, the he floors it and cuts me off.

I end up behind him at the next redlight and he does a burnout at the light.


Some people.
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Old 03-08-2012, 02:22 AM   #4924
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I was at a redlight today, one where right after the light it turns from two lanes into one just a few feet down.

This mustang pulls up next to me and starts revving his engine at me.

The light turns green I just sat there waiting for him to go so I could merge in behind him.

He sees that I don't move and just sits there as well, revving his engine at me even more. I slowly start to move forward since he isn't moving, the he floors it and cuts me off.

I end up behind him at the next redlight and he does a burnout at the light.


Some people.
Were you impressed by his overwhelming brotardness? Because that's what he was trying to do right, impress you?
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Old 03-08-2012, 04:10 AM   #4925
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had a crz trying to talk **** tonight XD

crz owner: yea i used to have a 2.5 legacy it was slow as **** so i got the crz
me: ok cool
crz owner: yea i run a 14 in the quarter and spank s2k's all day long
me: ok and im a fully built 257 (which its just a 06 2.5i automatic on coils)
crz owner: ok lets run then, ill walk the dog on you
me: sure you will (get in my car and we roll to the light)

get to the light

me: dont plug in your 9v, no need for the extra boost XD
crz owner: my 9v

i start pre loading my car and go, easily walk him 2-3 cars

get back to meet spot

crz owner: you neutral bombed it huh? heard it bouncing off the limiter

me: never knew my limiter was at 3k
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