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Old 04-17-2012, 03:21 PM   #5176
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So I got a buddy at school who got a hand me down 06 bone stock cobalt ss...convoy went like this first day back to school after I.bought my sti...

H: saw your new car out there dude
M: yeah its pushing 350
H: psshh, that's it...mines stock and I got 400
M: (knowing he is clearly blowing smoke) no way dude!!
So after class we walk out and I pop my hood. I have a FMIC mind you
H: dude how's that have 350 when your not even boosted, everyone knows sti's have tmic
M: ( taking advantage of stupidity) I'm working on it so I replaces it with some pipes for now till I get it fixed
H: well if you say its so fast let's race....
Everyone knows what happens next...he didn't talk to me for 2 weeks

hahaha i was a witness to these festivities
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Old 04-17-2012, 03:23 PM   #5177
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haha yes you were, this was before i got my bugeye project
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Old 04-17-2012, 03:27 PM   #5178
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Originally Posted by low-n-slow
So I got a buddy at school who got a hand me down 06 bone stock cobalt ss...convoy went like this first day back to school after I.bought my sti...

H: saw your new car out there dude
M: yeah its pushing 350
H: psshh, that's it...mines stock and I got 400
M: (knowing he is clearly blowing smoke) no way dude!!
So after class we walk out and I pop my hood. I have a FMIC mind you
H: dude how's that have 350 when your not even boosted, everyone knows sti's have tmic
M: ( taking advantage of stupidity) I'm working on it so I replaces it with some pipes for now till I get it fixed
H: well if you say its so fast let's race....
Everyone knows what happens next...he didn't talk to me for 2 weeks
I hope you raced him for pinks, then after you jumped some train tracks and narrowly miss an oncoming train...soooo koooo!!

Retards....what was more likely is that neither of you tools know how to handle your cars, hit each other and crashed, killing yourselves as well as possibly passers by...after that you wouldn't be pushing 350...your family would be pushing dirt into your grave...but hey...at least you showed him up THIS time...

Grow up kids...I have had a few good friends pass away from stupid **** like this...it isn't worth it. Be the bigger man and know that his car aint got **** on yours unless you take it to a track
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Old 04-17-2012, 03:33 PM   #5179
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I hope you raced him for pinks, then after you jumped some train tracks and narrowly miss an oncoming train...soooo koooo!!

Retards....what was more likely is that neither of you tools know how to handle your cars, hit each other and crashed, killing yourselves as well as possibly passers by...after that you wouldn't be pushing 350...your family would be pushing dirt into your grave...but hey...at least you showed him up THIS time...

Grow up kids...I have had a few good friends pass away from stupid **** like this...it isn't worth it. Be the bigger man and know that his car aint got **** on yours unless you take it to a track

we did take them to the track?? read the previous posts, try having your hish school friend, best friend, die in a street race, yeah i street race all the time. thanks for assuming...you know what that does
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Old 04-17-2012, 06:38 PM   #5180
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can someone tell me why every damn VW I get in smells like crayons? its not just one or two, ALL of them.
Lol i know this was posted a year ago haha im bored. But i do car inspections. Just got in a jetta and i think "wow it smells like crayons in here" when i get back on my phone 2 seconds later i read this ^^ wow.
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Old 04-17-2012, 06:46 PM   #5181
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It's all German cars, they all smell the same. I think it has something to do with the chemicals they use to manufacture the plastics and leather.
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Old 04-17-2012, 06:48 PM   #5182
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Lol i know this was posted a year ago haha im bored. But i do car inspections. Just got in a jetta and i think "wow it smells like crayons in here" when i get back on my phone 2 seconds later i read this ^^ wow.
Yup friend's Jetta smells exactly like crayons.
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Old 04-17-2012, 06:49 PM   #5183
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naa a benz smells a hell of a lot better than a Bmw. BMW's smell like plastic and a benz smells like a leather bag
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Old 04-17-2012, 07:36 PM   #5184
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I have a buddy that has a Jetta... Filled with the sweet smell of Crayola !!!! I'm glad I'm not the only one.
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Old 04-17-2012, 07:46 PM   #5185
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This happend last sunday

Neighbor loves my wrx
says hes always wanted one but only thing keeping him from doing so is the ground clearance (staring at my lowered car)
I tell him oh i just changed the springs on mine this isnt the stock height.
Neighbor changes subject.
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Old 04-17-2012, 08:00 PM   #5186
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So ive read about 120 pages before it was just talk about insurance and brotatos so gave up and skipped to here but on to the cool story bro...

So I have been reading and hear all about how only lesbians drive the hatchbacks. I really thought it was just a exaggeration,(like only bros drive hondas) since only outdoorsie people drive them here. Pull up to school parking lot late and see a OBS just like mine and figure park next to that(subarus of a feather park together), and sure enough out comes the biggest butch ive seen since attending school there. That knocked my ego down just a bit, turns out im driving a lesbaru.
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Old 04-17-2012, 09:05 PM   #5187
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So ive read about 120 pages before it was just talk about insurance and brotatos so gave up and skipped to here but on to the cool story bro...

So I have been reading and hear all about how only lesbians drive the hatchbacks. I really thought it was just a exaggeration,(like only bros drive hondas) since only outdoorsie people drive them here. Pull up to school parking lot late and see a OBS just like mine and figure park next to that(subarus of a feather park together), and sure enough out comes the biggest butch ive seen since attending school there. That knocked my ego down just a bit, turns out im driving a lesbaru.
Well, I'm proud to be a "lesbian" in a "Lesbaru". I'm a guy, btw.....
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Old 04-17-2012, 09:28 PM   #5188
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Well, I'm proud to be a "lesbian" in a "Lesbaru". I'm a guy, btw.....
I thought with the name Greg you were a girl haha
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Old 04-17-2012, 10:21 PM   #5189
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I thought with the name Greg you were a girl haha
, I should mention that my Lesbaru is a sedan though.....
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Old 04-17-2012, 11:06 PM   #5190
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Just the other week some said this to me during our conversation:

"Wait, it's a manual and you still can't burnout?"

"it's AWD dude -_-"
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Old 04-17-2012, 11:15 PM   #5191
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Yup friend's Jetta smells exactly like crayons.
It has something to do with the carpet underlining I've been told by my buddy that owns a mk4 Jetta. My mk5 I'm selling doesn't have that smell.
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Old 04-17-2012, 11:35 PM   #5192
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^ +1 my mkv didn't have that crayony smell, but my ex gf's mkiv jetta did.
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Old 04-18-2012, 01:14 AM   #5193
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I parked at the back of the college parking lot today, next to a red Saab 9-2x (non-turbo Saabaru) and when I came back 2 hours later, there was a Forester and an Outback parked next to me.
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Old 04-18-2012, 11:10 AM   #5194
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and when I came back 2 hours later, there was a Forester and an Outback parked next to me.
Thats because of people like me who think another subaru owner is less likely to ding my doors!
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Old 04-18-2012, 11:27 AM   #5195
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Thats because of people like me who think another subaru owner is less likely to ding my doors!
Try parking next to an Evo owner haha.
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Old 04-18-2012, 05:38 PM   #5196
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I use to own a 2003 Jetta.
I always thought it had an electrical problem until finding out about all the sealants they use. Smell was irritating. Especially after there was a weather stripping problem. Then, it smelt like crayons and sewage.
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Old 04-18-2012, 09:16 PM   #5197
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My WRX got in yesterday, so today at work when I was getting a bagel two girls were talking about a "really blue car" out in the parking lot and that "they couldn't believe someone would pay money for that". I looked at them and I said.."haha I know right".

When 5:00 rolled around, they saw me get in and drive off. I have a feeling those girls won't be making eye contact with me for the rest of the week.
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Old 04-18-2012, 09:35 PM   #5198
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Went to get my oil changed, as guy was staring down at the IC and the obvious gap with a turbo on the passenger side he says "is this the turbo or not?" I wondered what he was thinking the radiator on the top of the engine was for.
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Old 04-18-2012, 09:41 PM   #5199
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Went to get my oil changed, as guy was staring down at the IC and the obvious gap with a turbo on the passenger side he says "is this the turbo or not?" I wondered what he was thinking the radiator on the top of the engine was for.
That's why you change your own oilz
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Old 04-19-2012, 07:18 PM   #5200
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Coming out of my high school in my bugeye with a subi crew badge instead of the stars, as two kids walk in front of it. I hear one say to the other "Man look at that sweet Lexus" the other replied "No man thats definitely a BMW its even got a little turbo scoop thingy". Me: ""
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