Funniest phrases/questions you've heard about your Subie II - Page 221

JDMJNKY · 05-30-2012, 12:43 PM

well I don't know if this is really a phrase, but last night driving through the krispy kreme parking lot looking for my friends, I received, " whaaaat, a black guy in a subie.' WTH?! LOL

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Jdub.csu · 05-30-2012, 01:56 PM

Older lady: Is that a corolla?
Her snot nosed grandson/son idk: I think it has a body kit on it, prob not even fast
Older lady: why would they do that to a corolla
Snot nosed grandson/son idk: he is a ricer

I hear this as back towards my car from talking to a friend

They got in their car and then I fired mine up and the exhaust ya know growls and I get a look of hate from both of them lol

I should metion my car has been debaged, stage 2.

68Cadillac · 05-30-2012, 04:31 PM

Driving out of the NASCAR race in Vegas. Don't judge, tickets were free and I had a good time looking at all the race car tech, safety gear, pro cage welds and listening to people complain about fuel injection.

My wagon had developed a vacuum leak around fuel injectors 2 and 3 but I didn't have time to fix them before the drive. So the computer trimmed out as much fuel as it could (+15.99) and it's still getting too much air in at idle.

My idle is lumpy, rough, and boxer bumbly.

Guy pulls alongside in his F-250.

"Did you swap a V8 in to that thing? What kind of cam you runnin'?"

spyrule · 05-31-2012, 06:21 PM

Went to visit my brother last summer over a long weekend where there was several race events and a few open track nights, so I took my car for my first track experience. My brother brought his young son (who was 3 years old). For the next week, all he kept calling me was "Uncle racecar driver". Best. Title. Ever.

godda love kids comments.

jipstyle · 05-31-2012, 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by spyrule

For the next week, all he kept calling me was "Uncle racecar driver". Best. Title. Ever.

That.Is.Awesome.

AWDailyDriver · 05-31-2012, 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JDMJNKY

well I don't know if this is really a phrase, but last night driving through the krispy kreme parking lot looking for my friends, I received, " whaaaat, a black guy in a subie.' WTH?! LOL

I literally lol'd when I read this. I'll be honest, I've only seen one black guy with a 2004 STI and I was surprised to say the least. lol. Around my neighborhood, I'm used to seeing black guys in 300s/Chargers.

DjTrav · 05-31-2012, 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JDMJNKY

well I don't know if this is really a phrase, but last night driving through the krispy kreme parking lot looking for my friends, I received, " whaaaat, a black guy in a subie.' WTH?! LOL

My wife refuses to own a subaru because it is a "white peoples" car. Lol.

ccoz · 05-31-2012, 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrmojoz

If this actually matters to you, please stop driving.

obviously mattered enough for you to quote what I said, so please stop posting

JDMJNKY · 05-31-2012, 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DjTrav

My wife refuses to own a subaru because it is a "white peoples" car. Lol.

Hahaha according to society she's right! I guess my Asian wife in a Tahoe is another big conundrum.

Digital Dillon · 05-31-2012, 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by JDMJNKY

Hahaha according to society she's right! I guess my Asian wife in a Tahoe is another big conundrum.

And she can park that land yaht! Being female and Asian!!!

Kidding, kidding!

theSTIgdrivesanSTI · 05-31-2012, 10:00 PM

Mechanic over the phone on his way to tow my car. "Is your subaru fwd or awd?"

i almost laughed at him haha

Jdub.csu · 05-31-2012, 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theSTIgdrivesanSTI

Mechanic over the phone on his way to tow my car. "Is your subaru fwd or awd?"

i almost laughed at him haha

I would find a new mechanic

JDMJNKY · 05-31-2012, 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Digital Dillon

And she can park that land yaht! Being female and Asian!!!

Kidding, kidding!

Hahahaha, it's all good. She's the rare exception to the rule, she can actually drive!

RoadKillDMD · 05-31-2012, 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theSTIgdrivesanSTI

Mechanic over the phone on his way to tow my car. "Is your subaru fwd or awd?"

i almost laughed at him haha

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jdub.csu

I would find a new mechanic

I don't see why that would seem so outlandish. Subaru used to make FWD vehicles...

Jdub.csu · 05-31-2012, 10:25 PM

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Originally Posted by RoadKillDMD

I don't see why that would seem so outlandish. Subaru used to make FWD vehicles...

Long ago, if it's your mechanic and he has seen it before he should know id think.

AWDailyDriver · 05-31-2012, 10:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Jdub.csu

Long ago, if it's your mechanic and he has seen it before he should know id think.

What if my subaru was built before 1996? I was a 90's kid. You make me feel old.

theSTIgdrivesanSTI · 05-31-2012, 10:46 PM

when he pulled up with the flat bed I asked him why he asked just a strange question. apparently people remove the rear drive shaft of their subaru so they can do hand brake turns? I told him if I had wanted to do that i would have bought a civic, cornering hard and flat is much more enjoyable and rewarding. thats why I bought a subaru.

Jdub.csu · 05-31-2012, 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AWDailyDriver

What if my subaru was built before 1996? I was a 90's kid. You make me feel old.

I was born 1989, we have stuff in the shop that I tell the guys of course I know how it works.... It's ****ing magic haha.

Jdub.csu · 05-31-2012, 11:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theSTIgdrivesanSTI

when he pulled up with the flat bed I asked him why he asked just a strange question. apparently people remove the rear drive shaft of their subaru so they can do hand brake turns? I told him if I had wanted to do that i would have bought a civic, cornering hard and flat is much more enjoyable and rewarding. thats why I bought a subaru.

Huh I've heard of making them rwd but fwd? Lol wtf

Andrew025 · 06-01-2012, 12:10 AM

In the middle of swapping trunks with someone, bikers parked next to us and one of the women bikers asked "what kind of car is that?". I said "A Subaru" and she said "I thought only lesbians drove those!"

Smokin' Joe · 06-01-2012, 12:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Andrew025

In the middle of swapping trunks with someone, bikers parked next to us and one of the women bikers asked "what kind of car is that?". I said "A Subaru" and she said "I thought only lesbians drove those!"

Too funny

LUSCIOUS08 · 06-01-2012, 01:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andrew025

In the middle of swapping trunks with someone, bikers parked next to us and one of the women bikers asked "what kind of car is that?". I said "A Subaru" and she said "I thought only lesbians drove those!"

wouldn't be too horrible of a sight

Chuckls · 06-01-2012, 01:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theSTIgdrivesanSTI

Mechanic over the phone on his way to tow my car. "Is your subaru fwd or awd?"

i almost laughed at him haha

There are SOME that are FWD.

JDM13 · 06-01-2012, 02:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theSTIgdrivesanSTI

when he pulled up with the flat bed I asked him why he asked just a strange question. apparently people remove the rear drive shaft of their subaru so they can do hand brake turns? I told him if I had wanted to do that i would have bought a civic, cornering hard and flat is much more enjoyable and rewarding. thats why I bought a subaru.

He needed to know because you can't tow awd with a self loader only flat bed's or else bye bye diff and trans...if it was front wheel drive he could have used a self loader

stikilla · 06-01-2012, 08:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JDM13

He needed to know because you can't tow awd with a self loader only flat bed's or else bye bye diff and trans...if it was front wheel drive he could have used a self loader

wrong....they use a dolly. Just a set of independent wheels that lift the rear end off the ground.

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05-30-2012, 12:43 PM	#5501
JDMJNKY Scooby Specialist Member#: 253498 Join Date: Jul 2010 Chapter/Region: SCIC Location: sOuL-CaLiFoRnIa Vehicle: 05 RSTI MURK'D	well I don't know if this is really a phrase, but last night driving through the krispy kreme parking lot looking for my friends, I received, " whaaaat, a black guy in a subie.' WTH?! LOL * Registered users of the site do not see these ads.

05-30-2012, 01:56 PM	#5502
Jdub.csu NASIOC Supporter Member#: 283784 Join Date: May 2011 Chapter/Region: RMIC Location: Colorado Vehicle: 2012 SWP WRX HATCH White	Older lady: Is that a corolla? Her snot nosed grandson/son idk: I think it has a body kit on it, prob not even fast Older lady: why would they do that to a corolla Snot nosed grandson/son idk: he is a ricer I hear this as back towards my car from talking to a friend They got in their car and then I fired mine up and the exhaust ya know growls and I get a look of hate from both of them lol I should metion my car has been debaged, stage 2.

05-30-2012, 04:31 PM	#5503
68Cadillac Scooby Specialist Member#: 95901 Join Date: Sep 2005 Chapter/Region: SWIC Location: Las Vegas, USA Vehicle: 2004 WRX Wagon White	Driving out of the NASCAR race in Vegas. Don't judge, tickets were free and I had a good time looking at all the race car tech, safety gear, pro cage welds and listening to people complain about fuel injection. My wagon had developed a vacuum leak around fuel injectors 2 and 3 but I didn't have time to fix them before the drive. So the computer trimmed out as much fuel as it could (+15.99) and it's still getting too much air in at idle. My idle is lumpy, rough, and boxer bumbly. Guy pulls alongside in his F-250. "Did you swap a V8 in to that thing? What kind of cam you runnin'?"

05-31-2012, 06:21 PM	#5504
spyrule Scooby Newbie Member#: 222703 Join Date: Sep 2009 Chapter/Region: E. Canada Location: Ottawa, Canada Vehicle: 2006 Impreza 2.5i Crystal Grey	Went to visit my brother last summer over a long weekend where there was several race events and a few open track nights, so I took my car for my first track experience. My brother brought his young son (who was 3 years old). For the next week, all he kept calling me was "Uncle racecar driver". Best. Title. Ever. godda love kids comments.

05-31-2012, 10:00 PM	#5511
theSTIgdrivesanSTI Scooby Newbie Member#: 294359 Join Date: Sep 2011 Chapter/Region: Tri-State Location: Huntingdon Valley, PA Vehicle: 1999 Legacy GT Blacked out Green	Mechanic over the phone on his way to tow my car. "Is your subaru fwd or awd?" i almost laughed at him haha

05-31-2012, 10:46 PM	#5517
theSTIgdrivesanSTI Scooby Newbie Member#: 294359 Join Date: Sep 2011 Chapter/Region: Tri-State Location: Huntingdon Valley, PA Vehicle: 1999 Legacy GT Blacked out Green	when he pulled up with the flat bed I asked him why he asked just a strange question. apparently people remove the rear drive shaft of their subaru so they can do hand brake turns? I told him if I had wanted to do that i would have bought a civic, cornering hard and flat is much more enjoyable and rewarding. thats why I bought a subaru.

06-01-2012, 12:10 AM	#5520
Andrew025 Scooby Specialist Member#: 303408 Join Date: Dec 2011 Chapter/Region: NWIC Location: Portland, Or Vehicle: 04 STi WRB	In the middle of swapping trunks with someone, bikers parked next to us and one of the women bikers asked "what kind of car is that?". I said "A Subaru" and she said "I thought only lesbians drove those!"