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Old 07-23-2012, 01:31 AM   #6026
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Situation funnier than conversation...

Wal-Mart Parking lot in Flippin, Arkansas (the town)...two youngins in a lifted old Tacoma pull up, "that's a nice car man, what kind is it?"
I say, it's a Subaru. "hell man, looks like it should be on that fast and the furious or somthin' "
I say, yea there were a few in all of them. I ducked out before they asked for an autograph :lol;
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Old 07-23-2012, 01:40 AM   #6027
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Lol every time I get any sort of communication from someone driving a truck down here in GA, it's either a death stare, or to call me "ricer" or "jap crap" haha. They then either try and smoke me or tailgate me.
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Old 07-23-2012, 05:06 AM   #6028
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For some reason people think I drive a diesel.
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Old 07-23-2012, 08:13 AM   #6029
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Lol ^^

Filling up yesterday by my house and 2 kids pull up one in a Honda accord and the other in an older Audi A4.

Honda: nice car you lookin for a race?

Me: nah I got nothing to prove

Audi: that cuz u know that Mazda is junk (with his gangsta attitude)

Me: yeah mazda junk (laughing)

Honda: what's so funny bra?

Me: the fact that neither of you 2 know me, Ask me to race not knowing that my motor is fully built and the car is on a stage 4 tune, but you think I drive a Mazda. Maybe I should put my SUBARU letters back on so next time one of the Fast and Furious crew wants to dis my car they can at least have some idea of know what they are talking about. Thanks but No thanks.

Kids start walking away talking smack.

Me: Yo bra!

They turn around.

Me: "You never had me, You never had ur car". (wink and drives away LOLing).
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Old 07-23-2012, 08:23 AM   #6030
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Lol ^^

Filling up yesterday by my house and 2 kids pull up one in a Honda accord and the other in an older Audi A4.

Honda: nice car you lookin for a race?

Me: nah I got nothing to prove

Audi: that cuz u know that Mazda is junk (with his gangsta attitude)

Me: yeah mazda junk (laughing)

Honda: what's so funny bra?

Me: the fact that neither of you 2 know me, Ask me to race not knowing that my motor is fully built and the car is on a stage 4 tune, but you think I drive a Mazda. Maybe I should put my SUBARU letters back on so next time one of the Fast and Furious crew wants to dis my car they can at least have some idea of know what they are talking about. Thanks but No thanks.

Kids start walking away talking smack.

Me: Yo bra!

They turn around.

Me: "You never had me, You never had ur car". (wink and drives away LOLing).
^^F and F quotes are the best!
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Old 07-23-2012, 09:36 AM   #6031
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^^F and F quotes are the best!
Yes...Yes they are.

"B*ll S*it, A**hole, No one like the tuna here." < Favorite line.

Back on topic, few weekends ago I was leaving the beach and some old-hippy windsurfer is giving my car the once over. As I roll by I give em nod and he replys..."Nice Toy" and smiles.

Wasn't sure if he was being nice or making fun of it.
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Old 07-23-2012, 10:27 AM   #6032
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Me: the fact that neither of you 2 know me, Ask me to race not knowing that my motor is fully built and the car is on a stage 4 tune, but you think I drive a Mazda. Maybe I should put my SUBARU letters back on so next time one of the Fast and Furious crew wants to dis my car they can at least have some idea of know what they are talking about. Thanks but No thanks.
bro it is cull taht u can has stage4 and 4 u 2 let them nowe lol bro
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Old 07-23-2012, 10:41 AM   #6033
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Lol ^^

Filling up yesterday by my house and 2 kids pull up one in a Honda accord and the other in an older Audi A4.

Honda: nice car you lookin for a race?

Me: nah I got nothing to prove

Audi: that cuz u know that Mazda is junk (with his gangsta attitude)

Me: yeah mazda junk (laughing)

Honda: what's so funny bra?

Me: the fact that neither of you 2 know me, Ask me to race not knowing that my motor is fully built and the car is on a stage 4 tune, but you think I drive a Mazda. Maybe I should put my SUBARU letters back on so next time one of the Fast and Furious crew wants to dis my car they can at least have some idea of know what they are talking about. Thanks but No thanks.

Kids start walking away talking smack.

Me: Yo bra!

They turn around.

Me: "You never had me, You never had ur car". (wink and drives away LOLing).
Epic if it actually happened haha
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Old 07-23-2012, 11:05 AM   #6034
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Would have been better had he not responded. He got his jimmies rustled.
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Old 07-23-2012, 11:54 AM   #6035
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Loved this one...

Fred Meyer parking lot, young blond girl

Girl: nice car

Me: thanks....*walking inside*

Girl: hey

Me: ya

Girl: when it rains how do you keep all the water from going in that big hole in your hood and killing your motor?

Me: *laughing inside* ..oh Subaru designed it so that when it rains, the door on the inside of the hood closes off the hole *trying to hold my composure*

Girl: wow I didn't know cars had the ability to do that

Me: *dying inside at this point* oh yeah technology is amazing...

walked away at that point wasn't going to be able to maintain a straight face anymore

As I walk away I hear a "well by I guess" from the girl
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Old 07-23-2012, 12:05 PM   #6036
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bro it is cull taht u can has stage4 and 4 u 2 let them nowe lol bro
Can someone translate this for me? I can't understand the language of ghetto-fab morons trying to convey gangsta-speak on forums. I didn't even know that they were savvy enough to even get on the internet let alone this forum.

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Old 07-23-2012, 12:07 PM   #6037
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Can someone translate this for me? I can't understand the language of ghetto-fab morons trying to convey gangsta-speak on forums. I didn't even know that they were savvy enough to even get on the internet let alone this forum.

Bro it is cool you have stage 4, and that you are nice enough to let them know when they don't care
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Old 07-23-2012, 12:09 PM   #6038
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Bro it is cool you have stage 4, and that you are nice enough to let them know when they don't care
Let alone have any idea what stage 4 is. They probably think their motor is built too. Don't the car companies build the motors at the factories? lol
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Old 07-23-2012, 12:15 PM   #6039
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Your motor is sitting the wrong way. Buy a evo.
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Old 07-23-2012, 12:17 PM   #6040
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Let alone have any idea what stage 4 is. They probably think their motor is built too. Don't the car companies build the motors at the factories? lol
Quite an epic finish to my definition sir
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Old 07-23-2012, 12:20 PM   #6041
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Loved this one...

Fred Meyer parking lot, young blond girl

Girl: nice car

Me: thanks....*walking inside*

Girl: hey

Me: ya

Girl: when it rains how do you keep all the water from going in that big hole in your hood and killing your motor?

Me: *laughing inside* ..oh Subaru designed it so that when it rains, the door on the inside of the hood closes off the hole *trying to hold my composure*

Girl: wow I didn't know cars had the ability to do that

Me: *dying inside at this point* oh yeah technology is amazing...

walked away at that point wasn't going to be able to maintain a straight face anymore

As I walk away I hear a "well by I guess" from the girl

Sounds to me like she was trying to strike a conversation for more then your car....
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Old 07-23-2012, 12:21 PM   #6042
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Yeah^^ you hav no game brah
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Old 07-23-2012, 12:23 PM   #6043
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Loved this one...

Fred Meyer parking lot, YOUNG blond girl

Girl: nice car

Me: thanks....*walking inside*

Girl: hey

Me: ya

Girl: when it rains how do you keep all the water from going in that big hole in your hood and killing your motor?

Me: *laughing inside* ..oh Subaru designed it so that when it rains, the door on the inside of the hood closes off the hole *trying to hold my composure*

Girl: wow I didn't know cars had the ability to do that

Me: *dying inside at this point* oh yeah technology is amazing...

walked away at that point wasn't going to be able to maintain a straight face anymore

As I walk away I hear a "well by I guess" from the girl
She may be to YOUNG for him :0
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Old 07-23-2012, 12:29 PM   #6044
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She may be to YOUNG for him :0

details, details...
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Old 07-23-2012, 01:07 PM   #6045
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She may be to YOUNG for him :0
I she is 18 there's no problem.
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Old 07-23-2012, 01:17 PM   #6046
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I she is 18 there's no problem.
Be a problem for me.
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Old 07-23-2012, 01:21 PM   #6047
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I she is 18 there's no problem.
Hmmm well 18 isn't young for me since in 19. Maybe he's much older so 18 is bad
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Old 07-23-2012, 02:16 PM   #6048
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I she is 18 there's no problem.
Wouldn't be a problem until the wife finds out. She'd probably be pissed I didn't share.
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Old 07-23-2012, 02:20 PM   #6049
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Yeah^^ you hav no game brah
Agreed.
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Old 07-23-2012, 02:29 PM   #6050
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Wouldn't be a problem until the wife finds out. She'd probably be pissed I didn't share.
Where can I find one like this
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