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Old 02-12-2013, 03:03 PM   #7351
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It's in the job description, work hard, troll hard, party hard (on tdy)
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Old 02-12-2013, 03:39 PM   #7352
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Talking about obsessions/hobbies in class: "I'm addicted to Subarus" Whole class turns around like wtf... I was wearing a Subiefest '12 Tee, Subiefest glasses on the desk, WRX keys next to them.

Oh, and another good one, at Subiefest. Ignorant kid with a old bugeye that was falling apart with a GIANT fart can started yelling at my friend and I when we told him "stop revving so much this isn't a Civic meet" Then says "Where's your Subaru douchebag, THIS IS A RICER MEET" my 09 was parked nearby, and my friend who was with me is a tech and has 6 of them...he brought his Daily... Then he called his homies to try and intimidate...ugh what is happening.
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Old 02-12-2013, 04:33 PM   #7353
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Talking about obsessions/hobbies in class: "I'm addicted to Subarus" Whole class turns around like wtf... I was wearing a Subiefest '12 Tee, Subiefest glasses on the desk, WRX keys next to them.

Oh, and another good one, at Subiefest. Ignorant kid with a old bugeye that was falling apart with a GIANT fart can started yelling at my friend and I when we told him "stop revving so much this isn't a Civic meet" Then says "Where's your Subaru douchebag, THIS IS A RICER MEET" my 09 was parked nearby, and my friend who was with me is a tech and has 6 of them...he brought his Daily... Then he called his homies to try and intimidate...ugh what is happening.
We make sure to run kids like that off at our meets.
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Old 02-12-2013, 04:54 PM   #7354
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Subaru should make a "Jackass Dectector" so that their cars blow up in the faces of any idiots that buy them.


( incoming Ringland / Transmission jokes )

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Old 02-12-2013, 11:24 PM   #7355
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Yeah he was an ignorant little San Diegan boy, looked to be about 17 with man boobs

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Old 02-13-2013, 12:03 AM   #7356
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Yeah he was an ignorant little San Diegan boy, looked to be about 17 with man boobs
He got dem moobs like jagger?
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Old 02-13-2013, 06:45 AM   #7357
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^ haha...you clever dog you!
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Old 02-13-2013, 12:36 PM   #7358
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He got dem moobs like jagger?
He had the...

MoooOOOoOoOOoobs like jagger...
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Old 02-14-2013, 12:09 AM   #7359
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MAN: " Ohh thats weird, your radiator is so small and its on top of your engine instead of the front. My friend actually put a NOS in his subaru and it goes PSSSSSH"

ME: " I dont think thats Street Legal" and kindly walked away
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Old 02-14-2013, 01:01 AM   #7360
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Talking about obsessions/hobbies in class: "I'm addicted to Subarus" Whole class turns around like wtf... I was wearing a Subiefest '12 Tee, Subiefest glasses on the desk, WRX keys next to them.

Oh, and another good one, at Subiefest. Ignorant kid with a old bugeye that was falling apart with a GIANT fart can started yelling at my friend and I when we told him "stop revving so much this isn't a Civic meet" Then says "Where's your Subaru douchebag, THIS IS A RICER MEET" my 09 was parked nearby, and my friend who was with me is a tech and has 6 of them...he brought his Daily... Then he called his homies to try and intimidate...ugh what is happening.
Haha, idk why, but I think I saw this happen. Did he have long blonde hair? And are you tall?
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Old 02-14-2013, 01:53 AM   #7361
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MAN: " Ohh thats weird, your radiator is so small and its on top of your engine instead of the front. My friend actually put a NOS in his subaru and it goes PSSSSSH"

ME: " I dont think thats Street Legal" and kindly walked away
wow that psssssh sound must make a difference....
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Old 02-14-2013, 02:58 AM   #7362
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Haha, idk why, but I think I saw this happen. Did he have long blonde hair? And are you tall?
I'm not tall, my buddy is. I was standing behind him
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Old 02-14-2013, 10:28 AM   #7363
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Brotard in car full of brotatos: Hey! Look at the Need for Speed car! (as he points and laughs, hanging his body out of his buddies POS rusty Toyota, hoping for a reaction from me or one of the kids in the car)

Me: (continues filling up gas)
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Old 02-14-2013, 10:54 AM   #7364
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Brotard in car full of brotatos: Hey! Look at the Need for Speed car! (as he points and laughs, hanging his body out of his buddies POS rusty Toyota, hoping for a reaction from me or one of the kids in the car)

Me: (continues filling up gas)
Had a drunk kid make fun of my wheels once, I stuck my head out and said, "Did you have something you wanted to say" he tried to backpedal, I explained they were temporary and I'm going an inch wider, then asked him what he drove. No response...then peeled out and watched his friends do these ":0"

This is 2 days after I got 2 slackjaws and full head turns on campus...drunk bro has no taste :/
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Old 02-14-2013, 11:03 AM   #7365
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I am almost 40. I listen to Metallica, Pantera, Beastie Boys... REAL MUSIC!
None of that computer generated crap.
+1 Eff that Skrillex crap
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Old 02-14-2013, 11:20 AM   #7366
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I picked up my friends at a bar one night, and someone said, "Why would you do that to a car?" It was and (even now still looks like) a stock 2005 STi.

So, I feel your pain.

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Old 02-14-2013, 11:58 AM   #7367
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I picked up my friends at a bar one night, and someone said, "Why would you do that to a car?" It was and (even now still looks like) a stock 2005 STi.

So, I feel your pain.

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I just laugh...they probably drive a corolla...

**** is just bland why would you buy that

It's like going to a steak joint and ordering a bowl if white rice...what's the point
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Old 02-14-2013, 05:29 PM   #7368
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I get stuck behind a base camaro (new model) at a redlight who insists on revving it every 5 seconds.

Light turns green and he turns into the close lane, I turn into the adjacent lane. I accelerate MODERATELY and this camaro thinks I'm trying to race, so he guns it and barely goes anywhere. (I swear I've seen Civcs move out faster than this bro). He then decides to flick me off and throw on his flashers like he won.

Yea bro, you won against a base model TS who wasn't racing! GOOD JOB!
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Old 02-14-2013, 06:36 PM   #7369
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I get stuck behind a base camaro (new model) at a redlight who insists on revving it every 5 seconds.

Light turns green and he turns into the close lane, I turn into the adjacent lane. I accelerate MODERATELY and this camaro thinks I'm trying to race, so he guns it and barely goes anywhere. (I swear I've seen Civcs move out faster than this bro). He then decides to flick me off and throw on his flashers like he won.

Yea bro, you won against a base model TS who wasn't racing! GOOD JOB!
There's a lot of guys from Arabic descent out here (no hate just the trend) who come to school here because they're exchange students from rich oil families. They all drive muscle cars because its "American" and they don't typically smoke from where they're from. So it seems they all wear Polo Ralph Lauren and smoke in their expensive muscle cars and try to race everyone. There is one particular guy who drives a corvette who when either my car or my best friends Evo pulls up next to him, intentionally rests his foot on the throttle at about 3k-4k rpms to make his car sound like it idles louder.

There's another guy who I drove by at the speed limit and revved up to 6k as a joke and then just pumped my brakes and waited at the light. The kid was so jumpy and eager to race he almost floored it into the car in front of him...

Once again no hate its just like seriously...there are so many camaros and challengers here that are the base model...and it snows here
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Old 02-14-2013, 10:15 PM   #7370
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Actually, smoking (hookah) is a VERY big thing with people of that nationality.
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Old 02-14-2013, 11:41 PM   #7371
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Actually, smoking (hookah) is a VERY big thing with people of that nationality.
No I'm aware of that, I had a buddy at one point who was very into it. It's something with cigarettes I can't recall, I've seen someone with two in their mouth
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Old 02-15-2013, 12:51 AM   #7372
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^i worked a persian owned dealer and alot of "those" guys you were speaking of came in from time to time to trade up -in - out of cars they got tired-sick-crashed. Most notable of which was a vinyl matte pink camaro ss. The driver was 6 foot something oddly shaped fellow who looked top heavy. Not in the i skip leg day everytime but like the top half was supersized and the bottom half was off the value menu.
The passenger who could not have been more then 5'2 looked like he was still in 8th grade, i thought he was a younger sibling or something but turns out he was 27 years old. @_@ They came in to see the owner, as they were leaving i noticed TWO things:
They were both wearing polo ralph lauren shirts
The back of the camaro which i did not see when they pulled in was half off (like they rear ended) but with no dents O.o
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Old 02-15-2013, 12:52 AM   #7373
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Got pulled over for speeding.
Cop: did you know that you were speeding?
Me: no sir
Cop: I don't think I would either if I had a WRX
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Cop: I'm going to give you ticket for hanging air freshener from you mirror.

That wasn't bad considering I was going 95 in 65
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Old 02-15-2013, 01:26 AM   #7374
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Picked up 2 friends and dropped them off at a 3rd persons house.

All three aggreed that my car sound like a rocket. I was even "driving like a white man".

At least once a year from someone who has not been in my car before, "Whats that on the hood?" Followed by, " Does it do anything?"
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Old 02-15-2013, 02:18 AM   #7375
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the mexicans at my school all asked if they wanted to race their "tuned" honda's today....

I said no...

When they left the school parking lot, they reved the engine hard, and tried to do a pull. swear to god, i could've walked faster than the pull they were doing.
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