Funniest phrases/questions you've heard about your Subie II - Page 295

lunnstoppable · 02-12-2013, 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScubyPhilly

Yes.

All the time in the military.

It's in the job description, work hard, troll hard, party hard (on tdy)

* Registered users of the site do not see these ads.

Nutrients · 02-12-2013, 03:39 PM

Talking about obsessions/hobbies in class: "I'm addicted to Subarus" Whole class turns around like wtf... I was wearing a Subiefest '12 Tee, Subiefest glasses on the desk, WRX keys next to them.

Oh, and another good one, at Subiefest. Ignorant kid with a old bugeye that was falling apart with a GIANT fart can started yelling at my friend and I when we told him "stop revving so much this isn't a Civic meet" Then says "Where's your Subaru douchebag, THIS IS A RICER MEET" my 09 was parked nearby, and my friend who was with me is a tech and has 6 of them...he brought his Daily... Then he called his homies to try and intimidate...ugh what is happening.

Trea17 · 02-12-2013, 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nutrients

Talking about obsessions/hobbies in class: "I'm addicted to Subarus" Whole class turns around like wtf... I was wearing a Subiefest '12 Tee, Subiefest glasses on the desk, WRX keys next to them.

Oh, and another good one, at Subiefest. Ignorant kid with a old bugeye that was falling apart with a GIANT fart can started yelling at my friend and I when we told him "stop revving so much this isn't a Civic meet" Then says "Where's your Subaru douchebag, THIS IS A RICER MEET" my 09 was parked nearby, and my friend who was with me is a tech and has 6 of them...he brought his Daily... Then he called his homies to try and intimidate...ugh what is happening.

We make sure to run kids like that off at our meets.

Navendra94 · 02-12-2013, 04:54 PM

Subaru should make a "Jackass Dectector" so that their cars blow up in the faces of any idiots that buy them.

( incoming Ringland / Transmission jokes )

Nutrients · 02-12-2013, 11:24 PM

Yeah he was an ignorant little San Diegan boy, looked to be about 17 with man boobs

FL4TFTW · 02-13-2013, 12:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nutrients

Yeah he was an ignorant little San Diegan boy, looked to be about 17 with man boobs

He got dem moobs like jagger?

BSP671 · 02-13-2013, 06:45 AM

^ haha...you clever dog you!

Nutrients · 02-13-2013, 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FL4TFTW

He got dem moobs like jagger?

He had the...

MoooOOOoOoOOoobs like jagger...

r31mar · 02-14-2013, 12:09 AM

MAN: " Ohh thats weird, your radiator is so small and its on top of your engine instead of the front. My friend actually put a NOS in his subaru and it goes PSSSSSH"

ME: " I dont think thats Street Legal" and kindly walked away

Sullycyrus · 02-14-2013, 01:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nutrients

Talking about obsessions/hobbies in class: "I'm addicted to Subarus" Whole class turns around like wtf... I was wearing a Subiefest '12 Tee, Subiefest glasses on the desk, WRX keys next to them.

Oh, and another good one, at Subiefest. Ignorant kid with a old bugeye that was falling apart with a GIANT fart can started yelling at my friend and I when we told him "stop revving so much this isn't a Civic meet" Then says "Where's your Subaru douchebag, THIS IS A RICER MEET" my 09 was parked nearby, and my friend who was with me is a tech and has 6 of them...he brought his Daily... Then he called his homies to try and intimidate...ugh what is happening.

Haha, idk why, but I think I saw this happen. Did he have long blonde hair? And are you tall?

theoutbackdream · 02-14-2013, 01:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by r31mar

MAN: " Ohh thats weird, your radiator is so small and its on top of your engine instead of the front. My friend actually put a NOS in his subaru and it goes PSSSSSH"

ME: " I dont think thats Street Legal" and kindly walked away

wow that psssssh sound must make a difference....

Nutrients · 02-14-2013, 02:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sullycyrus

Haha, idk why, but I think I saw this happen. Did he have long blonde hair? And are you tall?

I'm not tall, my buddy is. I was standing behind him

RoadKillDMD · 02-14-2013, 10:28 AM

Brotard in car full of brotatos: Hey! Look at the Need for Speed car!

(as he points and laughs, hanging his body out of his buddies POS rusty Toyota, hoping for a reaction from me or one of the kids in the car)

Me:

(continues filling up gas)

Nutrients · 02-14-2013, 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RoadKillDMD

Brotard in car full of brotatos: Hey! Look at the Need for Speed car!

(as he points and laughs, hanging his body out of his buddies POS rusty Toyota, hoping for a reaction from me or one of the kids in the car)

Me:

(continues filling up gas)

Had a drunk kid make fun of my wheels once, I stuck my head out and said, "Did you have something you wanted to say" he tried to backpedal, I explained they were temporary and I'm going an inch wider, then asked him what he drove. No response...then peeled out and watched his friends do these ":0"

This is 2 days after I got 2 slackjaws and full head turns on campus...drunk bro has no taste :/

Lanes007 · 02-14-2013, 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cmk82600

I am almost 40. I listen to Metallica, Pantera, Beastie Boys... REAL MUSIC!
None of that computer generated crap.

+1 Eff that Skrillex crap

katsimbris · 02-14-2013, 11:20 AM

I picked up my friends at a bar one night, and someone said, "Why would you do that to a car?" It was and (even now still looks like) a stock 2005 STi.

So, I feel your pain.

Mike K

Nutrients · 02-14-2013, 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by katsimbris

I picked up my friends at a bar one night, and someone said, "Why would you do that to a car?" It was and (even now still looks like) a stock 2005 STi.

So, I feel your pain.

Mike K

I just laugh...they probably drive a corolla...

**** is just bland why would you buy that

It's like going to a steak joint and ordering a bowl if white rice...what's the point

Chuckls · 02-14-2013, 05:29 PM

I get stuck behind a base camaro (new model) at a redlight who insists on revving it every 5 seconds.

Light turns green and he turns into the close lane, I turn into the adjacent lane. I accelerate MODERATELY and this camaro thinks I'm trying to race, so he guns it and barely goes anywhere. (I swear I've seen Civcs move out faster than this bro). He then decides to flick me off and throw on his flashers like he won.

Yea bro, you won against a base model TS who wasn't racing! GOOD JOB!

Nutrients · 02-14-2013, 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chuckls

I get stuck behind a base camaro (new model) at a redlight who insists on revving it every 5 seconds.

Light turns green and he turns into the close lane, I turn into the adjacent lane. I accelerate MODERATELY and this camaro thinks I'm trying to race, so he guns it and barely goes anywhere. (I swear I've seen Civcs move out faster than this bro). He then decides to flick me off and throw on his flashers like he won.

Yea bro, you won against a base model TS who wasn't racing! GOOD JOB!

There's a lot of guys from Arabic descent out here (no hate just the trend) who come to school here because they're exchange students from rich oil families. They all drive muscle cars because its "American" and they don't typically smoke from where they're from. So it seems they all wear Polo Ralph Lauren and smoke in their expensive muscle cars and try to race everyone. There is one particular guy who drives a corvette who when either my car or my best friends Evo pulls up next to him, intentionally rests his foot on the throttle at about 3k-4k rpms to make his car sound like it idles louder.

There's another guy who I drove by at the speed limit and revved up to 6k as a joke and then just pumped my brakes and waited at the light. The kid was so jumpy and eager to race he almost floored it into the car in front of him...

Once again no hate its just like seriously...there are so many camaros and challengers here that are the base model...and it snows here

Rampager2000 · 02-14-2013, 10:15 PM

Actually, smoking (hookah) is a VERY big thing with people of that nationality.

Nutrients · 02-14-2013, 11:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rampager2000

Actually, smoking (hookah) is a VERY big thing with people of that nationality.

No I'm aware of that, I had a buddy at one point who was very into it. It's something with cigarettes I can't recall, I've seen someone with two in their mouth

mrfunnni · 02-15-2013, 12:51 AM

^i worked a persian owned dealer and alot of "those" guys you were speaking of came in from time to time to trade up -in - out of cars they got tired-sick-crashed. Most notable of which was a vinyl matte pink camaro ss. The driver was 6 foot something oddly shaped fellow who looked top heavy. Not in the i skip leg day everytime but like the top half was supersized and the bottom half was off the value menu.
The passenger who could not have been more then 5'2 looked like he was still in 8th grade, i thought he was a younger sibling or something but turns out he was 27 years old. @_@ They came in to see the owner, as they were leaving i noticed TWO things:
They were both wearing polo ralph lauren shirts
The back of the camaro which i did not see when they pulled in was half off (like they rear ended) but with no dents O.o

konradlip · 02-15-2013, 12:52 AM

Got pulled over for speeding.
Cop: did you know that you were speeding?
Me: no sir
Cop: I don't think I would either if I had a WRX
Me:

Cop: I'm going to give you ticket for hanging air freshener from you mirror.

That wasn't bad considering I was going 95 in 65

wagonwrxeh · 02-15-2013, 01:26 AM

Picked up 2 friends and dropped them off at a 3rd persons house.

All three aggreed that my car sound like a rocket. I was even "driving like a white man".

At least once a year from someone who has not been in my car before, "Whats that on the hood?" Followed by, " Does it do anything?"

theoutbackdream · 02-15-2013, 02:18 AM

the mexicans at my school all asked if they wanted to race their "tuned" honda's today....

I said no...

When they left the school parking lot, they reved the engine hard, and tried to do a pull. swear to god, i could've walked faster than the pull they were doing.

02-12-2013, 04:54 PM	#7354
Navendra94 Scooby Specialist Member#: 327495 Join Date: Jul 2012 Chapter/Region: Tri-State Location: Ozone Park, Queens, New York Vehicle: 2012 Impreza WRX 5DR Plasma Blue	Subaru should make a "Jackass Dectector" so that their cars blow up in the faces of any idiots that buy them. ( incoming Ringland / Transmission jokes ) Last edited by Navendra94; 02-12-2013 at 04:59 PM.

02-12-2013, 11:24 PM	#7355
Nutrients Scooby Newbie Member#: 346825 Join Date: Feb 2013 Chapter/Region: SWIC Location: Somewhere in the SWIC Vehicle: 2009 WRX OBP	Yeah he was an ignorant little San Diegan boy, looked to be about 17 with man boobs Last edited by Nutrients; 02-12-2013 at 11:30 PM.

Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Switch to Hybrid Mode Switch to Threaded Mode

Similar Threads
Thread	Thread Starter	Forum	Replies	Last Post
Funniest or most unexpected thing you've heard/seen your parents do	fokai	Off-Topic	41	07-15-2012 01:59 PM
Whats the funniest slang term(s) you've heard?	imprezaf	Off-Topic	190	01-10-2012 11:50 PM
Funniest phrases/questions you've heard about your Subie	DarkDvr	General Community	15341	03-23-2011 10:54 AM
Funniest phrases/questions you've heard about your audio/video system?	mechanizeddeath	Car Audio, Video & Security	11	04-07-2009 09:06 AM
Funniest phrases/questions you've heard about your Subie II	DarkDvr	General Community	0	04-19-2007 04:09 PM

02-12-2013, 03:39 PM	#7352
Nutrients Scooby Newbie Member#: 346825 Join Date: Feb 2013 Chapter/Region: SWIC Location: Somewhere in the SWIC Vehicle: 2009 WRX OBP	Talking about obsessions/hobbies in class: "I'm addicted to Subarus" Whole class turns around like wtf... I was wearing a Subiefest '12 Tee, Subiefest glasses on the desk, WRX keys next to them. Oh, and another good one, at Subiefest. Ignorant kid with a old bugeye that was falling apart with a GIANT fart can started yelling at my friend and I when we told him "stop revving so much this isn't a Civic meet" Then says "Where's your Subaru douchebag, THIS IS A RICER MEET" my 09 was parked nearby, and my friend who was with me is a tech and has 6 of them...he brought his Daily... Then he called his homies to try and intimidate...ugh what is happening.

02-13-2013, 06:45 AM	#7357
BSP671 Scooby Newbie Member#: 288190 Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Guam Vehicle: 2009 Impreza 2.5i Spark Silver	^ haha...you clever dog you!

02-14-2013, 12:09 AM	#7359
r31mar Scooby Newbie Member#: 303898 Join Date: Dec 2011 Chapter/Region: Tri-State Location: NY Vehicle: 2007 UGM WRX TR 2013 WRB WRX HATCH	MAN: " Ohh thats weird, your radiator is so small and its on top of your engine instead of the front. My friend actually put a NOS in his subaru and it goes PSSSSSH" ME: " I dont think thats Street Legal" and kindly walked away

02-14-2013, 10:28 AM	#7363
RoadKillDMD Scooby Specialist Member#: 284792 Join Date: Jun 2011 Chapter/Region: RMIC Location: Vanilla Valley, CO Vehicle: 2011 STI Plasma Blue Pearl	Brotard in car full of brotatos: Hey! Look at the Need for Speed car! (as he points and laughs, hanging his body out of his buddies POS rusty Toyota, hoping for a reaction from me or one of the kids in the car) Me: (continues filling up gas)

02-14-2013, 11:20 AM	#7366
katsimbris Scooby Newbie Member#: 132952 Join Date: Nov 2006 Chapter/Region: MAIC Location: Delaware Vehicle: 2005 Impreza WRX STi Black	I picked up my friends at a bar one night, and someone said, "Why would you do that to a car?" It was and (even now still looks like) a stock 2005 STi. So, I feel your pain. Mike K

02-14-2013, 05:29 PM	#7368
Chuckls Scooby Newbie Member#: 280696 Join Date: Apr 2011 Chapter/Region: MWSOC Location: Kentuckiana Vehicle: 2003 Impreza TS Wago SGM	I get stuck behind a base camaro (new model) at a redlight who insists on revving it every 5 seconds. Light turns green and he turns into the close lane, I turn into the adjacent lane. I accelerate MODERATELY and this camaro thinks I'm trying to race, so he guns it and barely goes anywhere. (I swear I've seen Civcs move out faster than this bro). He then decides to flick me off and throw on his flashers like he won. Yea bro, you won against a base model TS who wasn't racing! GOOD JOB!

02-14-2013, 10:15 PM	#7370
Rampager2000 Scooby Specialist Member#: 318350 Join Date: Apr 2012 Chapter/Region: TXIC Location: Huntington, TX Vehicle: 2005 Saab 92x Arctic Silver	Actually, smoking (hookah) is a VERY big thing with people of that nationality.

02-15-2013, 12:51 AM	#7372
mrfunnni Scooby Newbie Member#: 284187 Join Date: May 2011 Chapter/Region: SCIC Location: OC	^i worked a persian owned dealer and alot of "those" guys you were speaking of came in from time to time to trade up -in - out of cars they got tired-sick-crashed. Most notable of which was a vinyl matte pink camaro ss. The driver was 6 foot something oddly shaped fellow who looked top heavy. Not in the i skip leg day everytime but like the top half was supersized and the bottom half was off the value menu. The passenger who could not have been more then 5'2 looked like he was still in 8th grade, i thought he was a younger sibling or something but turns out he was 27 years old. @_@ They came in to see the owner, as they were leaving i noticed TWO things: They were both wearing polo ralph lauren shirts The back of the camaro which i did not see when they pulled in was half off (like they rear ended) but with no dents O.o

02-15-2013, 12:52 AM	#7373
konradlip Scooby Newbie Member#: 324795 Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: Buffalo Vehicle: 2004 WRX wagon PSM	Got pulled over for speeding. Cop: did you know that you were speeding? Me: no sir Cop: I don't think I would either if I had a WRX Me: Cop: I'm going to give you ticket for hanging air freshener from you mirror. That wasn't bad considering I was going 95 in 65

02-15-2013, 01:26 AM	#7374
wagonwrxeh Scooby Specialist Member#: 128212 Join Date: Oct 2006 Chapter/Region: W. Canada Location: Nelson,B.C. Vehicle: 2004 WRX wag WRB	Picked up 2 friends and dropped them off at a 3rd persons house. All three aggreed that my car sound like a rocket. I was even "driving like a white man". At least once a year from someone who has not been in my car before, "Whats that on the hood?" Followed by, " Does it do anything?"

02-15-2013, 02:18 AM	#7375
theoutbackdream Scooby Specialist Member#: 301179 Join Date: Nov 2011 Chapter/Region: BAIC Location: Mountain View, California Vehicle: 2009 Outback Sport Sage Green Metallic	the mexicans at my school all asked if they wanted to race their "tuned" honda's today.... I said no... When they left the school parking lot, they reved the engine hard, and tried to do a pull. swear to god, i could've walked faster than the pull they were doing.