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Old 10-02-2013, 05:03 PM   #8651
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I was told by my nephew that Subarus aren't fast because he hasn't ever seen one in NASCAR.... :smh:
I'm not going to lie to you. I can't really argue with that logic.

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Old 10-02-2013, 05:19 PM   #8652
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Test drove a '14 WRX with the SPT exhaust the other day. Took my son with me. After we left he told me he loves that car...especially because of the missiles on the back. That's what he calls the exhaust tips

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Old 10-02-2013, 05:40 PM   #8653
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I was driving and a girl pulled up next to me in a civic and said "girls just wana have fun." Then she drove away
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Old 10-02-2013, 05:47 PM   #8654
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Background: I just got my WRX about a month ago and I was talking to my friend who has a 5.0L Mustang (gorgeous car, I love the Mustangs but still found this funny). Anyway we were having a bit of an argument about who has the better car. Paraphrased but you get the idea:

Him: Well, let's race! I'll destroy you!
Me: Yeah, OK, how about you choose the location, and I'll choose the time?
Him: *knowing full well I'm going to say sometime when the snow is falling* No way that's not fair!
Me: Fine, whatever, you can choose the time and I will choose the location.
Him: *again, knowing I would pick something like a windy gravel road out of town* C'mon man this is BS.
Me: I rest my case
checkmate.
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Old 10-03-2013, 04:34 PM   #8655
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Me: This is my car right here.
Him: Is that one of them neon junks?
Me: Speechless...
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Old 10-03-2013, 06:08 PM   #8656
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Me: This is my car right here. Him: Is that one of them neon junks? Me: Speechless...
Let me guess you have a bugeye?
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Old 10-03-2013, 07:38 PM   #8657
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Let me guess you have a bugeye?
His profile says it's an 04.

I get why people think my car looks like a Neon. I mean, they are stupid and wrong and need to , but I see where they are coming from.
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Old 10-03-2013, 07:45 PM   #8658
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Let me guess you have a bugeye?
No I don't. I have a blobeye but apparently it looks like a neon . Stock everything 04 STi..
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Old 10-04-2013, 12:26 AM   #8659
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Buying a used short block from a junkyard (dad and I went and pulled it and wheeled it out to pay for it). So there we are with a short block on a wheelbarrow, and the guy is looking at it all confused and then this conversation occurs:

Guy: "Is that a 2 cylinder"
Me: "No it's a 4 cylinder"
Guy:
Me: "It's a boxer"
*walks around the other side, then back to the side he was originally on"
Guy: "So "
*meanwhile my dad is over there bumping his fists together demonstrating the motion of a boxer motor"
Guy: "So ... it has 2 heads"
Me: "Yep"
Guy: "You learn something new every day"

I really can't even begin to understand how someone can work with cars and car parts and not know what the hell a boxer motor is. That said, I do live in Kentucky so anything that's not a small block Chevy might as well be a space shuttle ...
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Old 10-04-2013, 12:35 AM   #8660
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Buying a used short block from a junkyard (dad and I went and pulled it and wheeled it out to pay for it). So there we are with a short block on a wheelbarrow, and the guy is looking at it all confused and then this conversation occurs:

Guy: "Is that a 2 cylinder"
Me: "No it's a 4 cylinder"
Guy:
Me: "It's a boxer"
*walks around the other side, then back to the side he was originally on"
Guy: "So "
*meanwhile my dad is over there bumping his fists together demonstrating the motion of a boxer motor"
Guy: "So ... it has 2 heads"
Me: "Yep"
Guy: "You learn something new every day"

I really can't even begin to understand how someone can work with cars and car parts and not know what the hell a boxer motor is. That said, I do live in Kentucky so anything that's not a small block Chevy might as well be a space shuttle ...
Laughing so hard, I'm crying. The last line did it for me
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Old 10-04-2013, 12:47 AM   #8661
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Laughing so hard, I'm crying. The last line did it for me
You should stay away from comedy clubs. You'd probably void your bowels instantly.
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Old 10-04-2013, 12:52 AM   #8662
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You should stay away from comedy clubs. You'd probably void your bowels instantly.


He's probably losing his **** (c wut I did thur?) as we speak, just from reading your comment!
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Old 10-04-2013, 01:53 AM   #8663
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You should stay away from comedy clubs. You'd probably void your bowels instantly.
Nah. But poking fun at Kentucky is always hilarious
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Old 10-05-2013, 12:10 AM   #8664
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That said, I do live in Kentucky so anything that's not a small block Chevy might as well be a space shuttle ...
lol thats hilarious
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Old 10-05-2013, 12:32 AM   #8665
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Went to a little party at my friends house. I pulled up in my wagon and I get out and there's this girl sitting on the patio drunk and she just yells "evos are better! my boyfriend drives an evo and he would kill your subaru"... I kinda just laughed and went inside. About two hours later I'm about to leave and I go to say goodbye to my friend who has having the party. I walk into a room and shes in there with the drunk girl from outside. The drunk girls crying because her evo boyfriend took off with some other girl at the party. They both look up at me and I just said "and thats why wrxs are better" and laughed. She threw her drink at me and started crying again. She still hates me to this day.
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Old 10-05-2013, 02:02 AM   #8666
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Went to a little party at my friends house. I pulled up in my wagon and I get out and there's this girl sitting on the patio drunk and she just yells "evos are better! my boyfriend drives an evo and he would kill your subaru"... I kinda just laughed and went inside. About two hours later I'm about to leave and I go to say goodbye to my friend who has having the party. I walk into a room and shes in there with the drunk girl from outside. The drunk girls crying because her evo boyfriend took off with some other girl at the party. They both look up at me and I just said "and thats why wrxs are better" and laughed. She threw her drink at me and started crying again. She still hates me to this day.
you're a good man and I applaud you
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Old 10-05-2013, 03:58 AM   #8667
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Went to a little party at my friends house. I pulled up in my wagon and I get out and there's this girl sitting on the patio drunk and she just yells "evos are better! my boyfriend drives an evo and he would kill your subaru"... I kinda just laughed and went inside. About two hours later I'm about to leave and I go to say goodbye to my friend who has having the party. I walk into a room and shes in there with the drunk girl from outside. The drunk girls crying because her evo boyfriend took off with some other girl at the party. They both look up at me and I just said "and thats why wrxs are better" and laughed. She threw her drink at me and started crying again. She still hates me to this day.
More stories like this please!
Douchebags loves EVO's
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Old 10-05-2013, 07:11 AM   #8668
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I have a buddy who has an evo and I asked him how come he didn't get a sti instead. He said he didn't know anything about TMICs and didn't think that an sti could make the power his car does. "My evo makes 400 HP." <Is what he tells me. Can't tell me anything about what is done to it.
After me and a buddy finally got a look at it....its stock with a aftermarket BOV and a catback.

Subaru is for the more educated.
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Old 10-05-2013, 08:18 AM   #8669
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I have a buddy who has an evo and I asked him how come he didn't get a sti instead. He said he didn't know anything about TMICs and didn't think that an sti could make the power his car does. "My evo makes 400 HP." <Is what he tells me. Can't tell me anything about what is done to it. After me and a buddy finally got a look at it....its stock with a aftermarket BOV and a catback. Subaru is for the more educated.
By the way you type, you are not the "more educated".
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Old 10-05-2013, 08:29 AM   #8670
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I really can't even begin to understand how someone can work with cars and car parts and not know what the hell a boxer motor is. That said, I do live in Kentucky so anything that's not a small block Chevy might as well be a space shuttle ...
if a boxer motor f'ed him up, just imagine trying to explain how a rotary motor works to him.

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Went to a little party at my friends house. I pulled up in my wagon and I get out and there's this girl sitting on the patio drunk and she just yells "evos are better! my boyfriend drives an evo and he would kill your subaru"... I kinda just laughed and went inside. About two hours later I'm about to leave and I go to say goodbye to my friend who has having the party. I walk into a room and shes in there with the drunk girl from outside. The drunk girls crying because her evo boyfriend took off with some other girl at the party. They both look up at me and I just said "and thats why wrxs are better" and laughed. She threw her drink at me and started crying again. She still hates me to this day.
She dun got told . props to you.
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Old 10-05-2013, 11:02 AM   #8671
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By the way you type, you are not the "more educated".

Sorry for not using complete sentences and correct grammar on my phone. My feelings are so hurt from your ***** talking on a car forum. I'll try harder so you don't have to troll as much. Lol
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Old 10-05-2013, 11:07 AM   #8672
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Sorry for not using complete sentences and correct grammar on my phone. My feelings are so hurt from your ***** talking on a car forum. I'll try harder so you don't have to troll as much. Lol
Pointing out the obvious isn't trolling.
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Old 10-05-2013, 12:12 PM   #8673
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Pointing out the obvious isn't trolling.
I agree, but it's still being a grammar nazi. Grammar nazis, trolls < dog poo.
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Old 10-05-2013, 01:01 PM   #8674
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Just saying, he shouldn't insult one's intelligence when he makes himself look dumb.
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Old 10-05-2013, 01:45 PM   #8675
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Yawn.
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