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Old 06-03-2014, 08:19 AM   #9426
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Was merging onto Rt 37 west from the Garden State Parkway south, and came onto 37 right in front of a decent looking new GTI. Dude rips around a few cars and rolls up next to me at the first light...

Him- Nice is that an STI!?
Me- Naa just a WRX, 08.
Him- Got any work done to it?
Me- Just an Accessport and Stage 1 OTS map, completely stock otherwise.
Him- Sweet dude let me see a burnout!
Me- I'd be all about it if it wasn't all wheel drive Him- *Awkward laugh and puzzled look* I was trying to see 2 wheels spin!

He then tears off as the light turns green.

....Some people don't seem to grasp the concept of AWD haha
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Old 06-05-2014, 11:37 AM   #9427
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1) Is your car a male or female
2) One month after buying, get a call from the same dealer I bought it from, so we heard you were looking to sell your impreza.
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Old 06-05-2014, 04:47 PM   #9428
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Is that awd?

Of course it is, I don't have a lancer.
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Old 06-05-2014, 09:44 PM   #9429
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My dad constantly Tells me his truck will beat my wrx any day. Broke his hopes and dreams last night
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Old 06-05-2014, 11:07 PM   #9430
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Guy at work told me I should take my turbo off and put a supercharger on. He couldn't give me a reason why though.
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Old 06-06-2014, 12:25 AM   #9431
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i was at a local car meet and a guy aske my why my 02 wrx wagon had the radiator on top of the engine lol
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Old 06-06-2014, 04:46 PM   #9432
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Why didn't you get a 6 cylinder? turbo cars don't have enough power/torque. I love my v6, it's way better.

I asked what kind of car he drives.
Infinity g35 coupe
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Old 06-06-2014, 05:24 PM   #9433
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Took the mufflers off my 2010 WRX (had it for 2 months now, my first Subaru), and my buddy... Oh this guy.... Asks me if I wanted it to sound like it was running on three cylinders. He's a VW Gti fan through-and-through, so I asked if he could continue living being beaten by a 3-cyl Subaru.
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Old 06-06-2014, 06:47 PM   #9434
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hahah funny
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Old 06-06-2014, 10:12 PM   #9435
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My dad constantly Tells me his truck will beat my wrx any day. Broke his hopes and dreams last night
LOLOLLOLLOLOOOLOOOLOLOOOL That's probably the funniest thing I've ever heard.
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Old 06-11-2014, 10:28 PM   #9436
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People have asked if my supertones are the reason why my exhaust is too loud....
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Old 06-11-2014, 11:03 PM   #9437
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Guy at gas station: Why do you have a fire extinguisher in your car?
Me: In case there's a fire....
Guys walks away before I could finish

Didn't get to tell him my fuel pressure regulator is messing up and shooting my fuel rail off the injector and spraying 93 all over my scalding hot turbo and evaporating instantly...
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Old 06-12-2014, 05:55 AM   #9438
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Went to Advance Auto to get rid of some oil we had sitting around with my dad and took the WRX. Kid at the counter was about 20 or so, said really genuinely "Nice car, love those WRXs".

My response: *smile* "Thanks, appreciate it."
My dad: "Yeah, it's all suped up, exhaust and tuned!"
Me: *facepalm*

Souped up is old school slang like hopped up. It has nothing to do with superchargers.
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Old 06-12-2014, 09:37 AM   #9439
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This happened a month ago, at the parking garage at work.

THE NIGHT BEFORE:
So since the parking garage had only 8 cars the night before, I double parked my 15 WRX. Some guy (either the parking garage guy or the security guy) left a note taped on my window, saying ‘Please only take one parking spot’. – My Fault

So the next day, as I was driving into the parking garage, I asked the parking attendant (PA),
Me: Hey, how’s it going? Did you tape a note on my car last night?
PA: Which one was your? (I was in my car… right in front of him, about to pull into the garage)
Me THINKING ”Didn’t think he knows what a Subaru WRX is” so I said
Me: The silver sedan parked at the corner.
PA: OHHH!!! The Scion!
Me: sure.
PA: I did put a note on it… you were double parked, if you do it, others might follow (Good point…like I said. My fault)
Me: Ok, Sorry about that sir. Have a good one.
PA: thanks!
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Old 06-12-2014, 11:03 AM   #9440
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fire extinguisher instead of actually fixing it haha
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Guy at gas station: Why do you have a fire extinguisher in your car?
Me: In case there's a fire....
Guys walks away before I could finish

Didn't get to tell him my fuel pressure regulator is messing up and shooting my fuel rail off the injector and spraying 93 all over my scalding hot turbo and evaporating instantly...
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Old 06-12-2014, 11:18 AM   #9441
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fire extinguisher instead of actually fixing it haha
Fixed it with $100+ worth of o rings from subaru... But would you risk not having one if it happened again?
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Old 06-12-2014, 02:23 PM   #9442
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I was a little thrown the other day at Autozone. My car 2004 black wrx stock exterior, is down at the moment so my brother was kind enough to let me take his car. 2003 wrb wrx. His car has a roof scoop, 18'' Rotas, lowered, etc etc. The story: Went in my car last Thursday and picked up washer fluid. I fill the washer fluid tank in the parking lot employee is smoking a cigarette.

Employee: Nice car, what is it.
Me: Subaru wrx
Employee: Cool man

two days pass I am now in my brothers car
Employee is in parking lot when I get there.

Employee: wow man you got a lot done in two days
Me:
Employee: Your car was black on Thursday
Me: My car is still black, this is my brother's.
Employee: Wait what? I thought this was yours
Me: uh .. nah, completely different car
Employee: Are you sure?
Me: Yeah man.
Employee:

I just hope it was a bad joke.
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Old 06-12-2014, 09:02 PM   #9443
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I had some bird poop on my gas door. when I came out from inside the gas station the attendant was using the window squeegee to clean it off .he said if just a little got in my gas the car would not run.
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Old 06-13-2014, 12:16 AM   #9444
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Was told today while in the rain to do a burnout by a friend.
I said first of all it's raining and no I can burnout.
He said It was okay since I have awd and just turn off the traction control.
I was just like umm no.
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Old 06-20-2014, 02:31 PM   #9445
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Old 06-20-2014, 04:56 PM   #9446
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I had some bird poop on my gas door. when I came out from inside the gas station the attendant was using the window squeegee to clean it off .
I would flip out.

Also, when your friend says he keeps waving to other WRB rexs, thinking its me, when its not actually me.
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Old 06-20-2014, 05:00 PM   #9447
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i got a.. "Hey is that the new Scion?"... smh.. T_T
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Old 06-22-2014, 09:54 AM   #9448
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Car sounds good is that a volkswagen or a subaru?
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Old 06-22-2014, 05:48 PM   #9449
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"Nice Porsche!"
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Old 06-22-2014, 06:11 PM   #9450
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So, while launching my jetski today. I **** you not i get all of these questions/comments while getting ready to ride from other boaters/passer bys.

Hows your saab with towing? (05 legacy gt towing my jetski)

You put a v8 into a saab wagon?!

Its got a helicopter engine... Goes like this (moving thumbs in opposite directions to show boxer movement)

Are those twin turbos? (Hella supertones)

Are those for subaru's only? Why arent they that blue colour? (Again, supertones)

Your gonna get stuck on the boat launch (from a 2wd pick up driver which leads to...) Can you pull me out? (After he got stuck on in the wet sand)
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