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Old 08-06-2014, 12:35 PM   #9501
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Ewww... You're friends with Rustang drivers?! What is wrong with you?!
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My brother has a rustang, my station wagon out performs it in every way...
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Old 08-07-2014, 05:30 PM   #9502
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Old 08-07-2014, 09:22 PM   #9503
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?????
He must have got lost on his way to the mustang forums.....

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Old 08-08-2014, 01:27 PM   #9504
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That or he was coddled way too much as a child.

Any form of hate hurts his fragile feelings....?


Yes, im Canadian. Sorry eh
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Old 08-11-2014, 09:47 PM   #9505
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Sitting at a light few cars back and I hear a soft voice from the car beside me.

"You're a ricer bro."

I leaned over in front of my lady and responded
"You sure about that?"

Guy and his little buddy slightly nod their heads trying to hint at yes.
I then ask
"How much horsepower do you have?" They are in a stock 00-05 impala.

His response
"Doesn't matter I'll burn you any time bro."(had no clue)

I responded sarcastically saying
"Where do you want to run right here?"(gridlock)

Him
"No, dumbass we're in traffic."

Once he said dumbass I got a little hot. So I just asked.
"Why are you starting **** for?" As he was looking for words I then asked.
"Did I hurt you or something?"

His response
"Yeah... I think ya did" (tryin to be "hard")

I laughed and said "I'll bet I did" then just turned back into my seat. The light changed and he made a hard turn at the intersection and disappeared.

They were trying to be tough because I had my girl in the car. Hope I see him again someday Tan impala with a gaint San Deigo Chargers sticker on the back window and charger headrest covers. Wish I would have remember the Subaru meet that was going on that night. There would have been plenty of "rice" there that would have gladly raced for pinks or whatever he thought was going on. *snap*
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Old 08-11-2014, 10:48 PM   #9506
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Is this, by any chance, your car?





If so, I imagine that would explain your reaction to the mustang comments.
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Old 08-11-2014, 11:01 PM   #9507
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When I had my 04 srt-4 neon I was asked do you have that thing that makes it fart? (by an older woman)

Uhhh a blow off valve?

Yea that thing!
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Old 08-11-2014, 11:20 PM   #9508
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An eclipse owner asked if my car was an EVO.....I gave him this shocked look on this face and answered in a very calm tone...No sir, this is not an EVO because there is an STi badge on the back of my car.

The ridiculousness of it all......
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Old 08-11-2014, 11:25 PM   #9509
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When I had my 04 srt-4 neon I was asked do you have that thing that makes it fart? (by an older woman)

Uhhh a blow off valve?

Yea that thing!
It is fun to startle people with a BOV whether they are walking down the side of the road or with their windows down
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Old 08-11-2014, 11:31 PM   #9510
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So at a local gas station a guy that works in the service area owns a 04-05 STI (not sure on the year because I don't really know him just seen his car). So I finished vacuuming my car(05 WRX)'and while waiting for my friend to finish vacuuming his car(06 WRX) I decided to ask the guys working the car wash if they knew who owned the black subaru. They pointed to the guy and then the following convo ensued.

Guy 1: I got a ford Taurus that'll smoke your car.

Guy 2: (mumbles) yea right no it wouldn't.

Me: oh yea? Cool.

Guy 1: can it drift?

Me: heh uhhh no. It's all wheel drive. If i had some dirt I think I could slide but not drift.

Guy 1: how fast have you gotten it?

Me: I just got it so as of now,a mean 75 on the highway home from where I picked it up haha.

Guy 1: let me have your keys and I'll get it past that!

Me: ha no.

I was trying to be somewhat considerate and carry a conversation. But I lost it at the "can it drift part". Thank goodness a car had just come through so they had to dry it. I proceeded to meet the guy with the black subi and received compliments on my car.
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Old 08-11-2014, 11:52 PM   #9511
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A guy at work asks me, "What is that, like a W-R-T"?
Me: "No, you're thinking of the wrx. My car is a Legacy GT, which is like a brother of the wrx, but sleeker."

A different guy: "Is that a real wrx?"
Me: "No, it's a Legacy GT." (hate having to explain it to everyone).
Guy: "Does it have a turbo?"
Me: "Yep"
Guy: "Wow, did you put that on yourself?"
Me: "No, it came stock with a turbo. The hood scoop generally means it's a turbo."
Guy: "That's a real hood scoop?"
Me: "Yea, I need it for the top mount intercooler."
Guy: "Wow, it's intercooled too!? That's awesome."

Passing by a race track near my house, a few high school boys see me passing by doing like 15.
Kid 1: "Is that your car!?"
Kid 2: "Do a burn out!"
Kid 3: Flips me off with both hands for no apparent reason.
I barely even turned my head to acknowledge them.

These people make me feel like a smarter car guy by comparison.
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Old 08-12-2014, 12:11 AM   #9512
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overheard 2 Ihop workers talking about my 2012 STI while i was eating. stating that the driver has the capability to make the car RWD, FWD or AWD...i think hes a bit misinformed.
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Old 08-12-2014, 11:00 AM   #9513
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overheard 2 Ihop workers talking about my 2012 STI while i was eating. stating that the driver has the capability to make the car RWD, FWD or AWD...i think hes a bit misinformed.
Probably misunderstood/overestimated what the DCCD can do.

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Old 08-12-2014, 02:44 PM   #9514
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yes exactly. it was just funny how school girl-ish the two guys were being talking about the car and looking out the window at it. made me laugh.
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Old 08-12-2014, 04:30 PM   #9515
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Some kid told me I should weld my diffs last night...
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Old 08-12-2014, 05:31 PM   #9516
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I was getting groceries today and I was backing out of my parking spot and some guy was walking with this little kid and the kid points at my car and goes "daddy! it looks like a rally car!"

That was pretty cool lol
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Old 08-12-2014, 06:52 PM   #9517
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I am from Colorado, and I an Impreza Outback Sport. In Colorado, that model is known as the, "Boulder Edition".
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Old 08-12-2014, 07:29 PM   #9518
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Add a red light next to a ford fusion with 4 kids in it.

Turns green and I pull away normally and as im too far to say anything, one of the kids yells SUBARU PIECE OF CRAP and they turn left.

I just


Another time while walking back to my car, these 2 college kids were standing behind it and I overheard one of them saying "I like the new WRX" and the other said "Yea it looks like a 3 series"

That made me chuckle a bit.


Third..im staring out my window into my driveway. Some kid with 5 of his friends walking on my block runs up to my car and looks at the registration and yells "TOLD YOU IT WAS a 2015!"
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Old 08-13-2014, 12:48 AM   #9519
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Why does it sound like a V8.
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Old 08-13-2014, 07:15 AM   #9520
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I was told by a rather attractive older woman (im 25 for reference) that i changed gears like a "gentleman" and kept the rumble sexy and subtle lol.

You cars has a "velvet purr". She exclaimed.

Gotta love gym parking lots lol.


Yes, im Canadian. Sorry eh
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Old 08-15-2014, 01:00 AM   #9521
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getting gas, brother in laws friend spotted my car and pulled to say hi and see what i've done to the wrx lately. we talk a minute (in the building in line at the register) he then informs me his friend sitting outside hates tuner cars and drives a transam that he thinks is the ****. as i walk out the friend comes over while we are talking still, and proceeds to say "it's not as fast as my transam" I asked him about his car out of curiousity, all stock except a catback. i told him i was going to the track friday if he wanted to race. he was all for it until he found out my car has gone mid twelves. then he backed down and said he needs to "build the motor first"
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Old 08-15-2014, 06:31 AM   #9522
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''Do you know why I pulled you over ?''
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Old 08-15-2014, 05:04 PM   #9523
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''Do you know why I pulled you over ?''

Invitation to police mans ball?


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Old 08-17-2014, 03:59 PM   #9524
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Invitation to police mans ball?


Silver_Echo
Everyone knows policemen don't have balls......

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Old 08-19-2014, 01:25 AM   #9525
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"That wing thing makes your car look like a shopping cart."

I even laughed with them
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