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Old 06-10-2011, 04:14 PM   #1026
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I am driving to a lake with my girlfriend and she says I might be upset because we need to drive down this dirt road that gets flooded sometimes.

Me: What your crazy I know I keep it clean but your in a rally car.
GF: Oh thats right, so whipping down dirt roads is like foreplay for your car?
Me:YES. Yes it is.

I think I found a keeper guys
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Old 06-10-2011, 04:22 PM   #1027
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a keeper she is sir!
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Old 06-10-2011, 04:26 PM   #1028
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hahah nice!! def a keeper!
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Old 06-10-2011, 04:48 PM   #1029
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Sorry, didn't realize I said it that way. She's actually cleaned/waxed 2 times a week. Always cleaned 2 times a week but not waxed evertime.
you are still talking about your car right? j/k
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Old 06-11-2011, 12:13 AM   #1030
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^^^^ 404 funny not found.
Oh my bad... Just trying to contribute. What's your excuse?
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Old 06-11-2011, 12:47 AM   #1031
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I lol'd at rally car
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Old 06-11-2011, 01:55 AM   #1032
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Oh my god, you must be joking. It's spoken "you might as well say".

I'm sorry if this comes off rude but every once in a while the spelling/grammar on the internet shocks me to the point where I need to point it out.
Yes, I realize the proper grammar...lol. I'm by no means uneducated. I've seen much worse on this website.
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Old 06-11-2011, 02:02 AM   #1033
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Oh my bad... Just trying to contribute. What's your excuse?
I was referring to our notoriously thin paint... sorry
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Old 06-11-2011, 04:43 AM   #1034
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^^^ +1 for that too. That was the reference I interpreted.
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Old 06-11-2011, 07:54 AM   #1035
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Last week I pulled up to a light next to some guy and his wife (40-50y/old) in a anniversary addition 5.0 convertible. They were in the left turn only lane, I was going straight. Well as soon as I stopped I seen them look over and laugh, then he proceeds to rev his engine. I just sat their, it's stupid and even stupider cause he's making a left and I'm going straight.
But what made it funnier was when they got the green arrow only and started to pull away they just about snapped their necks when I rev'd mine.
It's much more fun when you rev back at them and they don't notice the cop nearby, and they take off like they're at the drag strip and the next thing you hear/see is the siren and lights pulling them over. Pretty much the only time I ever rev my engine is to try to trick some idiot into getting a ticket for exhibition of speed.
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Old 06-11-2011, 10:48 AM   #1036
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It's much more fun when you rev back at them and they don't notice the cop nearby, and they take off like they're at the drag strip and the next thing you hear/see is the siren and lights pulling them over. Pretty much the only time I ever rev my engine is to try to trick some idiot into getting a ticket for exhibition of speed.
If you keep it up it is possible you can get one too. Revving with another car at a stoplight is also considered exhibition of speed, or something similar. At least here in Florida.
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Old 06-11-2011, 11:51 AM   #1037
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I am driving to a lake with my girlfriend and she says I might be upset because we need to drive down this dirt road that gets flooded sometimes.

Me: What your crazy I know I keep it clean but your in a rally car.
GF: Oh thats right, so whipping down dirt roads is like foreplay for your car?
Me:YES. Yes it is.

I think I found a keeper guys
She is a definite keeper.
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So after work recently a bunch of us were going to the pub to watch the Canucks game. My boss was following me the way there and when we arrived she said to me
"Your car sounds like it has a turbo or something".
Me-"It does have a turbo"
Her-"Oh "
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Old 06-11-2011, 04:08 PM   #1038
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there's no such thing as too big !!!!
that's what SHE said LOL super late I know
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Old 06-12-2011, 12:33 AM   #1039
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#1. The other day I was stopped at a busy intersection and saw an older lawyer/doctor type guy passing by in crosstraffic (in his AMG no less). He was locked onto my car and I saw him mouth "nice car" as he's nodding his head.


#2.
Jack in the box worker: how much did it cost for that hood?
me: hum? oh that, its stock- it comes with the car.
worker: what?! I've never seen a Scion with a hood scoop before.
me: well this my friend is a Subaru.
worker: a what?
me: a Subaru... WRX.
worker: a what?
me: *sigh* kind of like that car from Fast & Furious, when they are in the desert, you know the silver and purple one that gets all shot up and rolls a bunch of times *sigh*
worker: oh snap! yeah that car was dope!
me: "kind of like" that car.... mine is stock... and not an Sti.
worker: what's "stock"? (honestly, this guy in his 20's asked me)
me: um, could I get some ketchup.
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Old 06-12-2011, 01:05 AM   #1040
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#1. The other day I was stopped at a busy intersection and saw an older lawyer/doctor type guy passing by in crosstraffic (in his AMG no less). He was locked onto my car and I saw him mouth "nice car" as he's nodding his head.

#2.
Jack in the box worker: how much did it cost for that hood?
me: hum? oh that, its stock- it comes with the car.
worker: what?! I've never seen a Scion with a hood scoop before.
me: well this my friend is a Subaru.
worker: a what?
me: a Subaru... WRX.
worker: a what?
me: *sigh* kind of like that car from Fast & Furious, when they are in the desert, you know the silver and purple one that gets all shot up and rolls a bunch of times *sigh*
worker: oh snap! yeah that car was dope!
me: "kind of like" that car.... mine is stock... and not an Sti.
worker: what's "stock"? (honestly, this guy in his 20's asked me)
me: um, could I get some ketchup.
Yeah some people dont know what that word means lol. My cousin was telling me about his new car a couple years ago. It was a scion xa. I jokingly asked him if it was stock thinking he might have riced it out or something. And he said "yeah I can stock it up if I want". What? Lol
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Old 06-12-2011, 02:18 AM   #1041
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Originally Posted by Studebaker83

She is a definite keeper.
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So after work recently a bunch of us were going to the pub to watch the Canucks game. My boss was following me the way there and when we arrived she said to me
"Your car sounds like it has a turbo or something".
Me-"It does have a turbo"
Her-"Oh "
My woman bought me a turbo for my birthday this year. She is pretty good about this car stuff.
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Old 06-12-2011, 07:38 AM   #1042
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Yeah some people dont know what that word means lol. My cousin was telling me about his new car a couple years ago. It was a scion xa. I jokingly asked him if it was stock thinking he might have riced it out or something. And he said "yeah I can stock it up if I want". What? Lol
I have a theory. Maybe he thought you asked "Is it stocked?" as in "Yo bitch, check my s*** - it's stocked to the roof like a*** ***** ******* **** sandwich ******** wakeboard ****ing m******* ****** flatbill **** ***** ***iy with deadmau5."















...I don't know what kids are saying now-a-days.
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Old 06-12-2011, 10:44 AM   #1043
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I have a theory. Maybe he thought you asked "Is it stocked?" as in "Yo bitch, check my s*** - it's stocked to the roof like a*** ***** ******* **** sandwich ******** wakeboard ****ing m******* ****** flatbill **** ***** ***iy with deadmau5."

...I don't know what kids are saying now-a-days.
You forgot the closing line... "yah know what I'm sayin'?". Thank god for the Android ghetto translator.
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Old 06-12-2011, 11:22 AM   #1044
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You forgot the closing line... "yah know what I'm sayin'?". Thank god for the Android ghetto translator.
That's far from ghetto, only two words are spelled incorrect and you used proper punctuation.

Yaddi di mean?

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Old 06-12-2011, 11:37 AM   #1045
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You forgot the closing line... "yah know what I'm sayin'?". Thank god for the Android ghetto translator.
[Buttters] Yes, I do know what you are saying. [/Butters]

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Old 06-12-2011, 11:46 AM   #1046
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[Buttters] Yes, I do know what you are saying. [/Butters]

awesome episode. Bottom b1tch!
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Old 06-12-2011, 01:57 PM   #1047
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girl riding bike on sidewalk with her friends (high schoolers, I'm 21) to her friends: "Look at that nice STI" (I'm sure she only said that due to the wing as i'm debadged and could have been a wrx or I guess 2.5i with new hood)
me: deuces
Wish there were girls like this where I live.

Edit: oh yeah, and deuces.

Edit: I might as well contribute to the thread.
Not Subaru related but I was in my car when this happened.
I was with my little brother at the grocery store. I see some big Ford F-350 Super Duty pull in.
It looked a lot like this

I told my little brother "the guy driving this truck is going to be short, I guarantee it."
He hops out and he is no more than 5'4".

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Old 06-12-2011, 03:20 PM   #1048
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awesome episode. Bottom b1tch!
You can say bitch.
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Old 06-12-2011, 03:21 PM   #1049
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Sometimes that stigma holds true, but not all the time.
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Old 06-12-2011, 04:48 PM   #1050
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You can say bitch.
Mommy says no bad words
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