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Old 06-29-2011, 03:36 PM   #1151
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Sister: So why did you get a muffler with one hole instead of two? Wouldn't that lower your gas mileage now?
Me:
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Old 06-29-2011, 03:59 PM   #1152
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Went to Wendy's the other day in the drive through. Kid asks, is that an 05? 04 I say. Sweet. Next day, I go back (not much variety for lunch). Same kid. Is that an 07? *facepalm* grab my food and drive away.
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Old 06-29-2011, 04:32 PM   #1153
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Sister: So why did you get a muffler with one hole instead of two? Wouldn't that lower your gas mileage now?
Me:
W... o..... W....... ... that's how I feel about your sister.... (no offense, honestly).
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Old 07-03-2011, 11:21 PM   #1154
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Reading Texts from Last Night when I get bored and reads:
"Definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fu**ed her in the back of a Prius."

Someone's comment read:
"Wouldn't if be more fulfilling of the lesbian status quo to fu** in the back seat of a Subaru?"

We're not the only one's that hear it.
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Old 07-03-2011, 11:26 PM   #1155
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In the food lion parking lot.

guy: nice mazda
me: it's a corolla
guy: nice corolla
me: thank you
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Old 07-04-2011, 05:31 PM   #1156
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Not even kidding, that exact same thing happened to me last night...but it was like this:

guy: nice honda
me: it's a subaru
guy: nice subaru
me: thanks
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Old 07-04-2011, 07:39 PM   #1157
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Driving home from work today and a jetta pulls up next to me at a light starts reving his engine

Him - you boosting?
Me - yea
Him - how much you boosting
Me - 18ish (I was kinda just trying to end convo at this point)
Him- I'm boosting 12 but if I wanted I could run up to 27

I don't say anything
Him - ya bro 1.8l putting down 300 hp
Me - no response just noded
Him - Is that all wheel drive? I could smoke you

Just rolled up my windows and he did a quick burn out and took off while I just laughed
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Old 07-04-2011, 08:42 PM   #1158
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Driving home from work today and a jetta pulls up next to me at a light starts reving his engine

Him - you boosting?
Me - yea
Him - how much you boosting
Me - 18ish (I was kinda just trying to end convo at this point)
Him- I'm boosting 12 but if I wanted I could run up to 27

I don't say anything
Him - ya bro 1.8l putting down 300 hp
Me - no response just noded
Him - Is that all wheel drive? I could smoke you

Just rolled up my windows and he did a quick burn out and took off while I just laughed
What if he was serious? 300whp is easy to make anymore. If he is pushing 12psi and 300whp he probably has a GT30 or bigger.

Either that or he's talking out his ass and is naturally aspirated and has a Tornado for stellar fuel economy.
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Old 07-05-2011, 12:26 AM   #1159
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Went to Wendy's the other day in the drive through. Kid asks, is that an 05? 04 I say. Sweet. Next day, I go back (not much variety for lunch). Same kid. Is that an 07? *facepalm* grab my food and drive away.
:facepalm:
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Old 07-06-2011, 12:12 AM   #1160
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What if he was serious? 300whp is easy to make anymore. If he is pushing 12psi and 300whp he probably has a GT30 or bigger.

Either that or he's talking out his ass and is naturally aspirated and has a Tornado for stellar fuel economy.
First off the OP wasn't questioning the truth of the other driver, just his dumb bro demeanor.

Secondly, what's more likely: the jetta driver really has a 30r running wastegate pressure or he's a dumb idiot running his mouth and exaggerating?

I think it's clear he's full of crap.
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Old 07-06-2011, 05:57 PM   #1161
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^i think he has AIDs
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Old 07-06-2011, 08:40 PM   #1162
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about to leave work and this guy that works in the store next to me comes out.

Him: when did you get this?
Me: couple of months ago
Him: is it fast?
me: Yea
Him: but its only the WRX
me: what do you mean?
Him: its not the STi.

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Old 07-06-2011, 08:56 PM   #1163
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This old guy today questioned me about my car. I was putting gas and an old couple in a firebird pulled up by me and I heard em talking. I turned and he asked if its fast, I said yeah 265hp turbo and he called it a honda muncher. LMAO made my day. When I pulled out 2 teens said bad ass ****en car man!
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Old 07-06-2011, 08:57 PM   #1164
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My girlfriend and her family tell me my car sounds like a helicopter
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Old 07-06-2011, 09:10 PM   #1165
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tb exhaust install, i had my car idling in the garage and my dad said the same thing^^^he also said he thought it was a semi when i drove by when he was golfing
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Old 07-06-2011, 09:16 PM   #1166
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tb exhaust install, i had my car idling in the garage and my dad said the same thing^^^he also said he thought it was a semi when i drove by when he was golfing
Haha my friends neighbour,"so have you heard that truck that comes in late at night. He comes in goes to the top of the court, turns around, and waits for a second. Then leaves"
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Old 07-06-2011, 09:25 PM   #1167
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bahahahaha, he was actually golfing with my brother and my bro saw me and said "what do you think of the sound of that truck?" my dad said something to the effect of "it sounds really mean and aggressive, i love it"

the first time he heard it he didn't like it
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Old 07-06-2011, 09:26 PM   #1168
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Out on flood duty right now. I'm Air Guard, and am here working with the Army Guard. Lots of these guys are "'Merican" kinda people. Anyway, I've given a few of em rides and whatnot to the store since they came on bus. I've gotten a few "this car has balls," statements. I just reply, "yeah, that bench on my trunk and scoop on my hood are there for a reason."
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Old 07-06-2011, 11:06 PM   #1169
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I have had the car on the road for 2 days now and have heard a girl like 6 years old tell her mom "Mommy I want that car" and a guy at a gas station surprised at how nice and big my brakes were. He asked if it was an STi too.
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Old 07-07-2011, 08:42 AM   #1170
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and a guy at a gas station surprised at how nice and big my brakes were.
lol at the brakes! I know that's what I do when I see a nice car first, check out his brakes
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Old 07-07-2011, 11:29 AM   #1171
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^Have you seen Mercedes AMG brakes? I saw an SL65 at the ball game a few weeks ago and couldn't help but stare at the brakes! The picture doesn't quite do it justice... :

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Old 07-07-2011, 12:31 PM   #1172
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^Have you seen Mercedes AMG brakes? I saw an SL65 at the ball game a few weeks ago and couldn't help but stare at the brakes! The picture doesn't quite do it justice... :
Oh my god yes!!!! I saw all kinds of cars deleriving for cintas but the biggest and best I ever saw were on a bently... Biggest production brakes and rotors in the world!!! 16.9 F'NG INCHES!!!! Factory!!!
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Old 07-07-2011, 12:44 PM   #1173
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Oh my god yes!!!! I saw all kinds of cars deleriving for cintas but the biggest and best I ever saw were on a bently... Biggest production brakes and rotors in the world!!! 16.9 F'NG INCHES!!!! Factory!!!
On a Bently though...that's kind of like saying the hottest women are in Atlantis.
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Old 07-07-2011, 12:48 PM   #1174
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On a Bently though...that's kind of like saying the hottest women are in Atlantis.
That has got to be the best metaphor I believe I have EVER heard!!!
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Old 07-07-2011, 12:49 PM   #1175
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That has got to be the best metaphor I believe I have EVER heard!!!
I produce gems from time to time.
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