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Old 07-22-2011, 11:55 AM   #1401
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I used to sell Subarus way back when... some jackass came in and test drove a 2001 Outback. He tried to act like he knew what he was talking about, but in the end tried to tell me that the "air in the tires needed to be rotated." I told him I'd have it looked at and just rolled my eyes.
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Old 07-22-2011, 01:42 PM   #1402
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I used to sell Subarus way back when... some jackass came in and test drove a 2001 Outback. He tried to act like he knew what he was talking about, but in the end tried to tell me that the "air in the tires needed to be rotated." I told him I'd have it looked at and just rolled my eyes.
First troll comment I'm going to say is a win.
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Old 07-22-2011, 01:43 PM   #1403
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^^^ Thanks!
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Old 07-22-2011, 02:27 PM   #1404
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Unless you're suspension is modified then he should absolutely beat you around a track.
the only original piece of suspension on that car is the A-arms

zero flex, zero squat, almost zero bodyroll, lightweight pulleys, no AC, 13lb flywheel...

and he doesnt know how to apex to save his life
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Old 07-22-2011, 08:39 PM   #1405
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wait, you're supposed to replace oil?
Actually had a customer come in about a month ago with 62k miles on their Hyundai for their second oil change and to figure out what that noise was that was coming from the engine. True story, didn't believe it myself till I went out to the shop to inspect it.
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Old 07-22-2011, 09:10 PM   #1406
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Actually had a customer come in about a month ago with 62k miles on their Hyundai for their second oil change and to figure out what that noise was that was coming from the engine. True story, didn't believe it myself till I went out to the shop to inspect it.
That's my neighbor!!! lol saw him putting oil in so I made a comment. Something along the lines of the oil he was using was expensive (Mobil 1)...and he said back "it's not that bad. I stopped doing full oil changes and just add a quart every month or so"

I was was dumb founded! He had a SC Cobalt and if it burns a quart every month...ouch! I couldn't believe what I heard and I looked like a retard with my mouth wide open...so I just nodded. (this was 3 years ago now...he still has the car!!!)
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Old 07-22-2011, 11:19 PM   #1407
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was just at a big car show last weekend we had 7 subs with us all 02 and newer. some guy walks up and says. "glad to see you all went with the 4door they look so bad ass with 4 doors." he then walked off telling his friends how fast he has gotten in one.
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Old 07-23-2011, 12:18 AM   #1408
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That's my neighbor!!! lol saw him putting oil in so I made a comment. Something along the lines of the oil he was using was expensive (Mobil 1)...and he said back "it's not that bad. I stopped doing full oil changes and just add a quart every month or so"

I was was dumb founded! He had a SC Cobalt and if it burns a quart every month...ouch! I couldn't believe what I heard and I looked like a retard with my mouth wide open...so I just nodded. (this was 3 years ago now...he still has the car!!!)

Maybe its not burning any and its just 4 or 5 qts over.. either way its toast
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Old 07-23-2011, 12:45 AM   #1409
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Didn't you hear?

Oil is like gas. You only need to refill it when it's near empty.
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Old 07-23-2011, 12:49 AM   #1410
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Well, I was out with a girl and we decided to go swimming in a nearby river with a few of her friends. She said that I'd get along great with them cuz they're car guys, I'm thinkin sweet! Someone who I can talk cars with for a little while. The 3 guys get in my car and broski 1 says "dude, you should get a wing for this bitch!" Me:"nah, when I get my FMIC later this year, I'll get a scoopless hood and get rid of the little spoiler it has now" b1:

Broski 2 chimes in, "this thing is kinda quick, I bet my taurus could beat it though, you should turbo it!" Me: "it is turbo'd. That's why I'd get a FMIC..." b2: "oh yeah...I guess you're right...my taurus would still stomp it though."

Broski 3: "you do much drifting in this thing?" Me: "I can kick it sideways in turns if I want, but no. Drifting an awd car takes a lot of power." B3: "nah brah, you just ain't goin fast enough."

Those are just 3 of the most retarded 10 minute drive I've ever had...but it was worth it, naked girl>3broskis.

And those who will say "pics or it didn't happen" I guess it didn't happen, she's under age, no pics for you


On a side note, I'm in boulder colorado right now and saw like 10 WRX's and STi's in the first half hour of being here! Black 08+ STi with dark wheels with red in the center, if you're on here, sweet lookin car! I walked right in front of your car at a stoplight near mcdonalds
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Old 07-23-2011, 12:50 AM   #1411
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And then when it's empty, you fill it until it reaches the top!
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Old 07-23-2011, 01:17 AM   #1412
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"If you let me drive your subie I'll let you drive my Prius" - My Friend's Wife
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Old 07-23-2011, 01:18 AM   #1413
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ive never met a "car guy" that drove a taurus
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Old 07-23-2011, 02:05 AM   #1414
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"If you let me drive your subie, you'll be stuck driving my Prius" - My Friend's Wife
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Old 07-23-2011, 02:18 AM   #1415
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"If you let me drive your subie I'll let you drive my Prius" - My Friend's Wife
Borrow it for a track day.

*awaits pics*
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Old 07-23-2011, 02:27 AM   #1416
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I passed by my front yard and my step dad calls me and says
Stepdad: I heard your car whoosh, did you put nitrous to race?
Me: No I put in a jet engine and forgot to take out my wings lmao

Edit: I'm driving with my friend and he goes
Him:"Why don't you try and Peel out"
Me: Its hard I've got awd
Him: Stop getting fancy and Peel out
Me: I don't wanna **** up my tranny or clutch
Him: What's that? -_- lol
Me:No wonder you have a neon
Him:I bet you $50 my cars faster!
Guess who's $50 richer now lol

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Old 07-23-2011, 03:34 AM   #1417
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school zone, right?
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Old 07-23-2011, 03:47 AM   #1418
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Herpa derp
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Old 07-25-2011, 10:41 PM   #1419
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This happened to my buddy in his 05 RS he was driving up his driveway and his neighbor yells "nice hyundai" :facepalm:
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Old 07-25-2011, 10:45 PM   #1420
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Didn't you hear?

Oil is like gas. You only need to refill it when it's near empty.
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Old 07-27-2011, 08:41 PM   #1421
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Another "bro" I found in my friends list.


BRO, Y U SO SERIOUS?
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Old 07-27-2011, 09:35 PM   #1422
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Guess who's $50 richer now lol
The cops/county because you got pulled over?
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Old 07-27-2011, 09:47 PM   #1423
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The cops/county because you got pulled over?
He said he was driving w/ his friend. So it's just as fair to assume they went to a track. He didn't say he race to 200mph in a schoolzone..yet.
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Old 07-27-2011, 11:23 PM   #1424
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Lol no the gas station because I kept on trying to go 200 and went through a whole tank
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Old 07-27-2011, 11:42 PM   #1425
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'11 2.5i, got the old "is that a v8" from a 2006 mustang gt owning punk. too bad he'd kill me - on a dry day.
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