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Old 04-04-2011, 09:59 PM   #126
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True story that just happened minutes ago. A buddy and me went to Auto Zone to see if they had a gasket for a bov. We get there and the guy(who is also the manager)asks us what he can do for us. We ask him if he has a gasket for a bov and he says what's the car. We say 02 wrx and with a straight face he says what's that?! Me and my friend just look at each other and laugh thinking he was joking. Well he wasn't so we said Subaru and after a 10 second pause he said is that a bike, suv, truck? I dot think we will be going to that Auto Zone anymore
Probably owns a volkswagon.
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Old 04-04-2011, 10:40 PM   #127
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Out washing the rex today when a boy about 8 years old and his sister about 12 come walking by. He stops, looks at me wiping down my car and says, "Your car must feel really good".

I looked at him while I tried to process what the hell was just said. I couldn't figure out if he meant the car felt good to drive or it was enjoying a massage.

After an awkward pause I replied, "Thanks, I guess it does feel good". They finally left and hear the sister ask "What does that even mean?"
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Old 04-04-2011, 10:47 PM   #128
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^lmao...
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Old 04-04-2011, 11:14 PM   #129
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True story that just happened minutes ago. A buddy and me went to Auto Zone to see if they had a gasket for a bov. We get there and the guy(who is also the manager)asks us what he can do for us. We ask him if he has a gasket for a bov and he says what's the car. We say 02 wrx and with a straight face he says what's that?! Me and my friend just look at each other and laugh thinking he was joking. Well he wasn't so we said Subaru and after a 10 second pause he said is that a bike, suv, truck? I dot think we will be going to that Auto Zone anymore
Maybe I should go back in and say STi and see if he thinks I'm talking about a sexually transmitted infection
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Old 04-04-2011, 11:18 PM   #130
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Out washing the rex today when a boy about 8 years old and his sister about 12 come walking by. He stops, looks at me wiping down my car and says, "Your car must feel really good".

I looked at him while I tried to process what the hell was just said. I couldn't figure out if he meant the car felt good to drive or it was enjoying a massage.

After an awkward pause I replied, "Thanks, I guess it does feel good". They finally left and hear the sister ask "What does that even mean?"
Maybe he thought that your car was getting the "Massage with a happy ending Massage"...

Oh wait hes 8


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Maybe I should go back in and say STi and see if he thinks I'm talking about a sexually transmitted infection
Ya know that just got me thinking.. If myself or someone else was at a party or something, and someone overheard you say confidently, "Yeah i have a STi", and thats the only part of the conversation they heard... How ****ed up would that be lmao
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Old 04-04-2011, 11:33 PM   #131
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Ya know that just got me thinking.. If myself or someone else was at a party or something, and someone overheard you say confidently, "Yeah i have a STi", and thats the only part of the conversation they heard... How ****ed up would that be lmao
Just remember, you don't *have* an sti, you *drive* an sti. Just to avoid confusion
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Old 04-04-2011, 11:48 PM   #132
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Oooo right... Key words...
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Old 04-04-2011, 11:51 PM   #133
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Someone who supports speed holes told me my Subaru is slow because too much air is getting trapped in the rear bumper.
I told him "Yeah, that's why my car is so slow..." Aerodynamics is the least of my worries lol.

























Speed holes are gay.
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Old 04-04-2011, 11:55 PM   #134
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Old 04-04-2011, 11:56 PM   #135
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^^^ Ahahahha Thats ****ing awesome man! That just made my night!
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Old 04-04-2011, 11:56 PM   #136
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I support that kind of vandalism.
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Old 04-04-2011, 11:59 PM   #137
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^^ +1
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Old 04-05-2011, 12:03 AM   #138
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^^+1232343453495
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Old 04-05-2011, 12:16 AM   #139
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wow that **** is just so much win. I love it +1x10^12

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Old 04-05-2011, 12:18 AM   #140
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i want a transmitted disease *cough* i mean sti
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Old 04-05-2011, 12:29 AM   #141
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okay, a little background, got new exhaust and took out the silencer tonight. on my way home, i stop at a gas station to piss and get a pop, as i'm walking back to my car a kid in a ricey civic pulls up to get gas, i get in my car and start it, he jumps like i scared the **** out of him and he says
"dude! you did a V8 swap in there?!?! I was gunna do a V6 swap in this but it's f***ing expensive!"
me: "nope, don't plan on it"
him: "really? thats one crazy mean sounding V6 then!"
me: *facepalm* "wrong again, stock flat 4..."
him: "bull****! pop the hood!"
me: just because i'm in no hurry to get home, I decide to see how much stupider his comments can get and open the hood "there, you see?"
him: "...wtf is that?!?!" *points at the intercooler* i go on to explain a little...
him: "oh, yeah, i got one of them!"
me: *double facepalm* "no you don't, you need a turbo first"
him: "chya dude, i got one!" revs his engine to show off the electronic bov sound maker...
me: *triple facepalm* strike 3, he's out "oh, yeah, i guess you're right" and i drove away...
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Old 04-05-2011, 12:37 AM   #142
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okay, a little background, got new exhaust and took out the silencer tonight. on my way home, i stop at a gas station to piss and get a pop, as i'm walking back to my car a kid in a ricey civic pulls up to get gas, i get in my car and start it, he jumps like i scared the **** out of him and he says
"dude! you did a V8 swap in there?!?! I was gunna do a V6 swap in this but it's f***ing expensive!"
me: "nope, don't plan on it"
him: "really? thats one crazy mean sounding V6 then!"
me: *facepalm* "wrong again, stock flat 4..."
him: "bull****! pop the hood!"
me: just because i'm in no hurry to get home, I decide to see how much stupider his comments can get and open the hood "there, you see?"
him: "...wtf is that?!?!" *points at the intercooler* i go on to explain a little...
him: "oh, yeah, i got one of them!"
me: *double facepalm* "no you don't, you need a turbo first"
him: "chya dude, i got one!" revs his engine to show off the electronic bov sound maker...
me: *triple facepalm* strike 3, he's out "oh, yeah, i guess you're right" and i drove away...
Should have kept on trolling him.
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Old 04-05-2011, 02:14 AM   #143
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Wow i haven't heard one that bad in a while... I really hope you were making that up..
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Old 04-05-2011, 02:36 AM   #144
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I don't think anyone got this....

"Is that twin turboed " ?















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Old 04-05-2011, 02:53 AM   #145
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"Ricer!"
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Old 04-05-2011, 02:59 AM   #146
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how often do you guys hear "SLOW DOWN" while going ~20mph in second? i hear it almost daily...
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Old 04-05-2011, 03:09 AM   #147
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how often do you guys hear "SLOW DOWN" while going ~20mph in second? i hear it almost daily...
Once a week from the nannying bitches in my neighborhood
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Old 04-05-2011, 03:12 AM   #148
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^^YES!! Same here

What is it that makes them think that because a car is fairly loud (louder than stock) that its speeding!?!?

All those naggy old ladies/men that are out sweeping their ****ing driveways, waddle out to the end of the driveway and shake their fist at me atleast a couple times a week.. When i go the same speed through my neighborhood every damn time. Which is the speed limit. Gah
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Old 04-05-2011, 03:15 AM   #149
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try driving delivery...
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Old 04-05-2011, 03:17 AM   #150
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how often do you guys hear "SLOW DOWN" while going ~20mph in second? i hear it almost daily...
I've had a 40yro man point and yell at me going 20 in my neighborhood. Funny thing is i've seen him leaving in the morning going 35

My mom told me yesterday that the younger boys around the corner call me "the girl who drives the boy car".

Went to the grocery store the other day and as I was walking back to my car so were some young boys, they were driving a new Camaro parked beside me. Saw that I was driving my car and proceeded with the "no way's" and obligatory "I can't believe that's your car" comments. I turn to make a snarky comment and realize one of the boys is a family friends son. After that I got bombarded with car questions and was pleasantly surprised that they knew about subarus and didn't ask the usual dumb questions.
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