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Old 08-07-2011, 05:22 AM   #1576
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Them: "Why do you keep buying Subarus?'

Me: "I like pain and I'm not very smart"
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Old 08-07-2011, 11:44 AM   #1577
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SHHHHHHHH, don't let the government know! i don't wanna get arrested for stealing air!

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Old 08-07-2011, 12:45 PM   #1578
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i swear man, there's black tahoe's driving all around my house...they're keeping me under surveilance! all because i'm stealing air and because you called me out on it! damnit, now i gotta get the hell out of here, if i'm never on again, it's cuz you got me locked up you ***hole!

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Old 08-07-2011, 02:12 PM   #1579
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Theres an old guy that lives across the street from me and all he does all day is stare out of his window facing my driveway, so he always sees me working on my car. The other day my friend came over to install his springs. The old man came out and started yelling at us for no reason.

Him: is that another car you're repairing over there
Me: (with a smile because he's usually really nice) yup sure is
Him: well you need to cut that out. I'm getting tired of it. Thats not allowed here. This isn't a mechanics shop.
Then he walked away. It ruined my day lol. sure ill take my car to a shop if he wants to pay for it. Get a life old man and stop staring at my house all day. Not really a subaru story but thought I'd share.
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Old 08-07-2011, 02:21 PM   #1580
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that's not allowed here? hahahahaha, tell him you're not renting from him and it's not on his property, therefore you can do whatever you want.

or you could tell him to stop staring out the window, it's not allowed here
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Old 08-07-2011, 02:23 PM   #1581
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i was doing spark plugs on mine and an old timer i was working with came up to me and asked, is that a V4 ? lol
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Old 08-07-2011, 02:25 PM   #1582
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Are people still making up stories here about how 99% of america jerks off everytime they see a Subaru?
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Old 08-07-2011, 02:26 PM   #1583
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you dont jerk off when you see a subie?
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Old 08-07-2011, 02:27 PM   #1584
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^^^no, more like how 99% of america are jerk-offs and completely ignorant.
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Old 08-07-2011, 02:29 PM   #1585
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oh, yep. they sure are
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Old 08-07-2011, 02:39 PM   #1586
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that's not allowed here? hahahahaha, tell him you're not renting from him and it's not on his property, therefore you can do whatever you want.

or you could tell him to stop staring out the window, it's not allowed here
He could have a home owners association
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Old 08-07-2011, 02:41 PM   #1587
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ahhhhh, i didn't think about that...then it may be something to bring up at the next home owner's meeting
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Old 08-07-2011, 02:42 PM   #1588
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that's not allowed here? hahahahaha, tell him you're not renting from him and it's not on his property, therefore you can do whatever you want.

or you could tell him to stop staring out the window, it's not allowed here
exactly. I wanted to tell him something but he walked away too fast. How do I know he's not looking at me when I change? Thats definitely not allowed here
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Old 08-07-2011, 03:07 PM   #1589
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I had a cop in a grocery store parking lot flag me down. I thought he was gonna give me crap for a rolling stop. He said, "how do you like the new WRX?" I said that I loved it. He says, "I love the new body style, it's f*#king awesome!" I said, "it is and I understand the police go after these cars a lot because of the exhaust." He said, "I don't, I wouldn't want to."
He sounds like a boss. I like cool policemen.
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Old 08-07-2011, 07:33 PM   #1590
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He could have a home owners association
Yeah we do have a homeowners association. I tried to look up the rules but couldn't find anything. But I still don't understand why that would make someone mad. and with the people that run the homeowners association I would probably be kicked out by now if it wasn't allowed
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Old 08-07-2011, 08:05 PM   #1591
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I had a cop in a grocery store parking lot flag me down. I thought he was gonna give me crap for a rolling stop. He said, "how do you like the new WRX?" I said that I loved it. He says, "I love the new body style, it's f*#king awesome!" I said, "it is and I understand the police go after these cars a lot because of the exhaust." He said, "I don't, I wouldn't want to."
I know a ton of cops and they're mostly cool as hell. The toolbags out there really ruin it for others. Can't blame them, though, for dealing with scumbags and liars all day. Great story though.
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Old 08-07-2011, 08:36 PM   #1592
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Yeah we do have a homeowners association. I tried to look up the rules but couldn't find anything. But I still don't understand why that would make someone mad. and with the people that run the homeowners association I would probably be kicked out by now if it wasn't allowed
Dude the people that run them are ****ing crazy, back when i lived with my dad, this crazy chick on the rules committee tried to get me kicked out because my jeep was to loud and i was always working on it. My dad ran for president of the HOA and won, then he fired her. win
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Old 08-07-2011, 08:43 PM   #1593
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Architecture teacher four years back told our class a story of a guy who realized his house was grandfathered when local people were bitching about certain things about his house so he painted his house bright colors and re-shingled his roof with F-U in the shingles in different colors. Thought if was funny.
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Old 08-07-2011, 09:36 PM   #1594
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Architecture teacher four years back told our class a story of a guy who realized his house was grandfathered when local people were bitching about certain things about his house so he painted his house bright colors and re-shingled his roof with F-U in the shingles in different colors. Thought if was funny.
win of the day.
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Old 08-08-2011, 02:57 AM   #1595
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Not Subie related but funny stories with some win.
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Old 08-08-2011, 03:01 AM   #1596
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Not Subie related but funny stories with some win.
are you forgetting some parts of your post?
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Old 08-08-2011, 04:46 AM   #1597
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Are people still making up stories here about how 99% of america jerks off everytime they see a Subaru?
More like 99% of Americans jerk off to anything with a V8 in it...

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Old 08-08-2011, 07:13 AM   #1598
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Old 08-08-2011, 07:22 AM   #1599
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Old 08-09-2011, 06:28 PM   #1600
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Dude the people that run them are ****ing crazy, back when i lived with my dad, this crazy chick on the rules committee tried to get me kicked out because my jeep was to loud and i was always working on it. My dad ran for president of the HOA and won, then he fired her. win
Yeah they are. We used to get yelled at all the time for skating in the street lol. I need to get my dad to run haha

Back to subies though, when ever people ask me what my car is I tell them subaru wrx and my friends always say its really fasthaha
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