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Old 04-05-2011, 03:28 AM   #151
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My mom told me yesterday that the younger boys around the corner call me "the girl who drives the boy car".
They call me "the boy that drives the girl car".





jk my RS is genderless lol
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Old 04-05-2011, 03:29 AM   #152
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Wife: Why'd you spend 150$ for a shifter knob (and bushings) you already had.
Me: Why don't you take it to work tomorrow, it's to hard to describe the difference.
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Me: how was the drive?
Wife: that was a lot more fun getting on to the highway.
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^^^ lol. My wife as learned not to question my upgrades.

In soviet russia wife questions upgrades...upgrade wife
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Old 04-05-2011, 03:31 AM   #153
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The story everyday when i had my right hand drive sti wagon and i pull up to a light....

Them "Dude where did you get your car from? (insert random european country)??"

Me (jokingly) "Yeah.... sure"

Them "Is it fast?"

Me "Just a little" (with a evil grin)
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Old 04-05-2011, 07:54 AM   #154
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In soviet russia wife questions upgrades...upgrade wife
Lol. I'll let my wife know.
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Old 04-05-2011, 08:21 AM   #155
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how often do you guys hear "SLOW DOWN" while going ~20mph in second? i hear it almost daily...
All the time!!! It's so annoying!
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Old 04-05-2011, 08:45 AM   #156
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They call me "the boy that drives the girl car".
Me too lol. Just because my car isn't turbo.
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Old 04-05-2011, 09:01 AM   #157
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Wow i haven't heard one that bad in a while... I really hope you were making that up..
Dude, you can't make up **** like that...I felt my IQ drop by 20 points when I talked to him
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Old 04-05-2011, 10:12 AM   #158
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2 best lines i've heard

Guy in losing corvette: Is that turbo charged?

Guy in lossing 2010 SS Camaro: Dude, I thought I would catch you in 3rd, you just blew flames at me and left....
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Old 04-05-2011, 10:41 AM   #159
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^ nice!!
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Old 04-05-2011, 10:51 AM   #160
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2 best lines i've heard

Guy in losing corvette: Is that turbo charged?

Guy in lossing 2010 SS Camaro: Dude, I thought I would catch you in 3rd, you just blew flames at me and left....
Very nice what do u drive?
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Old 04-05-2011, 11:05 AM   #161
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2 best lines i've heard

Guy in losing corvette: Is that turbo charged?

Guy in lossing 2010 SS Camaro: Dude, I thought I would catch you in 3rd, you just blew flames at me and left....
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Very nice what do u drive?
the grammar train.
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Old 04-05-2011, 12:07 PM   #162
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2 best lines i've heard

Guy in losing corvette: Is that turbo charged?

Guy in lossing 2010 SS Camaro: Dude, I thought I would catch you in 3rd, you just blew flames at me and left....
I just saw a video of a wrx racing a z06 for $500. The z06 lost and wouldnt pay up. Also one of the z06's buddies punched the wrx driver in the face bc the wrx was too fast
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Old 04-05-2011, 01:24 PM   #163
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I just saw a video of a wrx racing a z06 for $500. The z06 lost and wouldnt pay up. Also one of the z06's buddies punched the wrx driver in the face bc the wrx was too fast

Couldn't really see the punch but the WRX does demolish the z06

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Old 04-05-2011, 01:59 PM   #164
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I was at my brothers friends house and his little brother came out and said "wow is that a rally car?" I just told him yeah pretty much lol
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Old 04-05-2011, 02:17 PM   #165
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im a loser
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Old 04-05-2011, 02:22 PM   #166
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I was at my brothers friends house and his little brother came out and said "wow is that a rally car?" I just told him yeah pretty much lol
Be careful there, we'll have a riot on our hands. Don't call it a sports car either, people get very upset.
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Old 04-05-2011, 03:35 PM   #167
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Be careful there, we'll have a riot on our hands. Don't call it a sports car either, people get very upset.
Yup, number one rule of NASIOC:

"Be embarrassed of your car, it's an econobox with a turbo, everything is faster than it, you suck you ricer."
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Old 04-05-2011, 04:04 PM   #168
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Haha true. It's just hard to explain to a 10 year old the difference between two cars that look the same on the outside minus the decals
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Old 04-05-2011, 04:13 PM   #169
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Yup, number one rule of NASIOC:

"Be embarrassed of your car, it's an econobox with a turbo, everything is faster than it, you suck you ricer."
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Old 04-05-2011, 11:01 PM   #170
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Yup, number one rule of NASIOC:

"Be embarrassed of your car, it's an econobox with a turbo, everything is faster than it, you suck you ricer."
Well said
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Old 04-05-2011, 11:09 PM   #171
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"Be embarrassed of your car, it's an econobox with a turbo, everything is faster than it, you suck you ricer."
so true...er something...but hey, its good to have low expectations
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Old 04-05-2011, 11:53 PM   #172
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Today a Celica did a burnout in front of me, then he changed lanes, and we're next to each other at a red light. He says "Did you see my burnout back there?" and I said "Yeah, someone needs to teach these ricers to grow up. " He slowly turned back to looking straight ahead and when the light went green, he slowly but maturely left from the light.
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Old 04-06-2011, 12:01 AM   #173
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Old 04-06-2011, 12:19 AM   #174
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Today a Celica did a burnout in front of me, then he changed lanes, and we're next to each other at a red light. He says "Did you see my burnout back there?" and I said "Yeah, someone needs to teach these ricers to grow up. " He slowly turned back to looking straight ahead and when the light went green, he slowly but maturely left from the light.
SO. MUCH. WIN. *wishes he was there*
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Old 04-06-2011, 12:23 AM   #175
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A part of me likes nice, windows down, sunroof open weather, and a part of me would rather drive in the rain with the windows up. I hate it when kids try to talk to me about my fly ride.
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