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Old 05-16-2001, 06:44 PM   #1
Rick G
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Post Any one up for a laugh?

This sounds like an i-club member story:

A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:

officer:May I see your drivers license?

driver:I don't have one.I had it suspended after my 3rd DUI.

officer:May I see the vehicle registration?

driver:This is not my car,I stole this car,but I think I saw the registration when I put my gun in the glove box.

officer:There's a gun in the glove box?

driver:Yes I put it there after I shot the lady who owns this car and put her body in the trunk.

officer:There's a body in the trunk?!!!!!

driver:Yes sir.

Hearing this the officer immediately calls for more units and his sergeant.
The car is quickly surrounded and the sergeant approaches the driver.

sergeant:Sir can I see your drivers license?

driver:Sure here it is.

sergeant:Whose car is this?

driver:It's mine.Here is the registration.

sergeant:Would you open the glove box so I can see if there is a gun in it?

driver:Happy to but there is no gun.

Sure enough nothing in the glove box.
sergeant:Would you mind opening up the trunk so I can see if there is a body in there.

driver:Not at all.

He opens the trunk and there is no body.

segeant:I don't understand it.The officer said you were driving a stolen car with out a license.He also said you shot the owner and put her body in the trunk and the gun in the glove box.

driver:Yeah,I'll bet the lying S.O.B.told you I was speeding too!!!!!
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Old 05-16-2001, 06:46 PM   #2
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yeah i think subie gal already told that one yesturday on the off topic section. you bitter.
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Old 05-16-2001, 06:47 PM   #3
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Old 05-16-2001, 06:50 PM   #4
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Oh well lock it up then.
I'm not a regular in off topic.
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Old 05-17-2001, 01:08 AM   #5
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LMAO!
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Old 05-17-2001, 01:14 AM   #6
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That's frickin' hilarious!!!
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Old 05-17-2001, 01:15 AM   #7
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Old 05-17-2001, 02:47 AM   #8
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heh, I'd almost try that except I've had cops draw their guns on me before.

They don't **** around.
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Old 05-17-2001, 01:19 PM   #9
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Har Har.
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