('93-'01) Any one up for a laugh?

Rick G · 05-16-2001, 06:44 PM

This sounds like an i-club member story:

A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:

officer:May I see your drivers license?

driver:I don't have one.I had it suspended after my 3rd DUI.

officer:May I see the vehicle registration?

driver:This is not my car,I stole this car,but I think I saw the registration when I put my gun in the glove box.

officer:There's a gun in the glove box?

driver:Yes I put it there after I shot the lady who owns this car and put her body in the trunk.

officer:There's a body in the trunk?!!!!!

driver:Yes sir.

Hearing this the officer immediately calls for more units and his sergeant.
The car is quickly surrounded and the sergeant approaches the driver.

sergeant:Sir can I see your drivers license?

driver:Sure here it is.

sergeant:Whose car is this?

driver:It's mine.Here is the registration.

sergeant:Would you open the glove box so I can see if there is a gun in it?

driver:Happy to but there is no gun.

Sure enough nothing in the glove box.
sergeant:Would you mind opening up the trunk so I can see if there is a body in there.

driver:Not at all.

He opens the trunk and there is no body.

segeant:I don't understand it.The officer said you were driving a stolen car with out a license.He also said you shot the owner and put her body in the trunk and the gun in the glove box.

driver:Yeah,I'll bet the lying S.O.B.told you I was speeding too!!!!!

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WillReckXhop · 05-16-2001, 06:46 PM

yeah i think subie gal already told that one yesturday on the off topic section. you bitter.
peace

b_tapper · 05-16-2001, 06:47 PM

Rick G · 05-16-2001, 06:50 PM

Oh well lock it up then.

I'm not a regular in off topic.

Kostamojen · 05-17-2001, 01:08 AM

LMAO!

ivbdn · 05-17-2001, 01:14 AM

That's frickin' hilarious!!!

Folklorez · 05-17-2001, 01:15 AM

neuromancer · 05-17-2001, 02:47 AM

heh, I'd almost try that except I've had cops draw their guns on me before.

They don't **** around.

Fritz · 05-17-2001, 01:19 PM

Har Har.

05-16-2001, 06:44 PM	#1
Rick G Scooby Specialist Member#: 3122 Join Date: Dec 2000 Chapter/Region: Tri-State	Any one up for a laugh? This sounds like an i-club member story: A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange: officer:May I see your drivers license? driver:I don't have one.I had it suspended after my 3rd DUI. officer:May I see the vehicle registration? driver:This is not my car,I stole this car,but I think I saw the registration when I put my gun in the glove box. officer:There's a gun in the glove box? driver:Yes I put it there after I shot the lady who owns this car and put her body in the trunk. officer:There's a body in the trunk?!!!!! driver:Yes sir. Hearing this the officer immediately calls for more units and his sergeant. The car is quickly surrounded and the sergeant approaches the driver. sergeant:Sir can I see your drivers license? driver:Sure here it is. sergeant:Whose car is this? driver:It's mine.Here is the registration. sergeant:Would you open the glove box so I can see if there is a gun in it? driver:Happy to but there is no gun. Sure enough nothing in the glove box. sergeant:Would you mind opening up the trunk so I can see if there is a body in there. driver:Not at all. He opens the trunk and there is no body. segeant:I don't understand it.The officer said you were driving a stolen car with out a license.He also said you shot the owner and put her body in the trunk and the gun in the glove box. driver:Yeah,I'll bet the lying S.O.B.told you I was speeding too!!!!! * Registered users of the site do not see these ads.

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05-16-2001, 06:46 PM	#2
WillReckXhop Scooby Newbie Member#: 4866 Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: NOR-CAL	yeah i think subie gal already told that one yesturday on the off topic section. you bitter. peace

05-16-2001, 06:47 PM	#3
b_tapper Scooby Guru Member#: 5291 Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: pittsburgh,pa Vehicle: '08 Scion xB Nautical Blue Metallic

05-16-2001, 06:50 PM	#4
Rick G Scooby Specialist Member#: 3122 Join Date: Dec 2000 Chapter/Region: Tri-State	Oh well lock it up then. I'm not a regular in off topic.

05-17-2001, 01:08 AM	#5
Kostamojen Scooby Guru Member#: 2272 Join Date: Sep 2000 Chapter/Region: BAIC Location: haha XD Vehicle: 95 L AWD LIFTED!!! 1970 Subaru FF-1 Coupe	LMAO!

05-17-2001, 01:14 AM	#6
ivbdn Scooby Specialist Member#: 2736 Join Date: Oct 2000 Chapter/Region: SCIC Location: Los Angeles, CA US Vehicle: 2001 Impreza 2.5RS Aspen White	That's frickin' hilarious!!!

05-17-2001, 01:15 AM	#7
Folklorez Scooby Specialist Member#: 1837 Join Date: Jul 2000 Chapter/Region: MWSOC Location: @ WORK [3rd Shift] Vehicle: 2000 Impreza RS -BRP -90Accord

05-17-2001, 02:47 AM	#8
neuromancer Scooby Specialist Member#: 5973 Join Date: Apr 2001 Chapter/Region: NESIC Location: New Manchvegas Vehicle: 2005 Scion tC White	heh, I'd almost try that except I've had cops draw their guns on me before. They don't **** around.

05-17-2001, 01:19 PM	#9
Fritz Scooby Newbie Member#: 5461 Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Venice, CA Vehicle: 1993 Impreza L Burned up red	Har Har.