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Old 11-16-2011, 07:13 PM   #1
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No, seriously. First.
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Old 11-16-2011, 07:17 PM   #2
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Go into an Apple store and lick every display product.
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Old 11-16-2011, 07:20 PM   #3
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Go into an Apple store and lick every display product.
*god damnit! i can't find the gif of the girl bending over while she's in the apple store*
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Old 11-16-2011, 07:20 PM   #4
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I got smacked about three weeks ago, but it only lasted a day or two.

If I never get as sick as I did last March / April again for the rest of my life, I'll be quite content.
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Old 11-16-2011, 07:21 PM   #5
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*god damnit! i can't find the gif of the girl bending over while she's in the apple store*
I know the one.

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Old 11-16-2011, 07:22 PM   #6
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iPatientZero?



I'm teaching this week, too. Which means I have to stand up in front of two dozen engineers (some of which don't really want to be there) and be enthusiastic and engaging. I have a feeling tomorrow will include a little, "Look, f***ers. I feel like ass. I don't have it in me to pry class discussion out of you, so either cut me some slack or a spend the rest of the class doing pedantic exercises that run thirty minutes past the scheduled end of class. Try me."
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Old 11-16-2011, 07:23 PM   #7
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Just ask your class if they want to work on some immune system building exercises.
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Old 11-16-2011, 07:29 PM   #8
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Just ask your class if they want to work on some immune system building exercises.
Well, the class is on risk management. Simply choosing to come to class will be instructional!
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Old 11-16-2011, 07:33 PM   #9
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Off to a good start. I've only had three people this week so far saying one or more of the following:

1. The flu shot gave me the flu once - never again!
2. I don't believe in that
3. I never get sick

Really, I don't care if you get the ****ing shot, but the irrationality gives me headaches.

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Old 11-16-2011, 07:36 PM   #10
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"flu shot gave me the flu" jesus, this one is the worst.
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Old 11-16-2011, 07:38 PM   #11
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I got a cold last week. Oh and,

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Old 11-16-2011, 07:46 PM   #12
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Dat ass!
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Old 11-16-2011, 07:50 PM   #13
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Off to a good start. I've only had three people this week so far saying one or more of the following:

1. The flu shot gave me the flu once - never again!
2. I don't believe in that
3. I never get sick
I always get a flu shot but here's something that happened last year...

The site where I got the injection into my shoulder muscle stayed sore for 10 months. I mean, feel-it-every-day sore. If it hadn't have finally faded away I might have not gone in for this year's shot.

Seniors get 'em for free!!!

I need to make an old wrinkly dancing banana.
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Old 11-16-2011, 07:50 PM   #14
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Got hit 2 weeks ago as well. Cold sweats like crazy. Hopefully I'm immune now.
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Old 11-16-2011, 07:51 PM   #15
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Seniors get 'em for free!!!

I need to make an old wrinkly dancing banana.
Why did I think you were in your late 20's-early 30's? I could have sworn you looked about that age in a picture I saw of you...

Maybe I'm slipping into senility as well...
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Old 11-16-2011, 07:57 PM   #16
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Why did I think you were in your late 20's-early 30's? I could have sworn you looked about that age in a picture I saw of you...

Maybe I'm slipping into senility as well...
Senility is too main stream. Slip into Capgras's Syndrome.
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Old 11-16-2011, 09:42 PM   #17
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Old 11-16-2011, 09:46 PM   #18
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I had a good old fashion cold a couple of weeks ago with good phlegm-slinging coughing...now I just have some slight sore throat and a stupid dry cough.
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Old 11-16-2011, 10:52 PM   #19
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Senility is too main stream. Slip into Capgras's Syndrome.
Is that anything like Crap-Ass Syndrome?

'Cause I got that one covered.
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Old 11-16-2011, 10:53 PM   #20
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Why did I think you were in your late 20's-early 30's? I could have sworn you looked about that age in a picture I saw of you...
Musta been good lighting.
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Old 11-17-2011, 01:25 AM   #21
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Got a flu shot a month ago. First one ever. Just last night i started feeling like crap.

Worthless.
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Old 11-17-2011, 01:38 AM   #22
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Got a flu shot a month ago. First one ever. Just last night i started feeling like crap.

Worthless.
Not only that, you're gonna go full retard now.
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Old 11-17-2011, 07:19 AM   #23
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Not only that, you're gonna go full retard now.
I out
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Old 11-17-2011, 07:23 AM   #24
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Sinus infection checking in. I bought:



Because I'm sick of yellow snot. Olive leaf is awesome.
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Old 11-17-2011, 07:37 AM   #25
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Yeah, I've got a bit of a bug. Back of the nose is dry, slightly sore throught and a stuffy nose.
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