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Old 05-17-2001, 11:14 AM   #1
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Post New Delhi Monkey man

http://www.timesofindia.com/today/17indu13.htm

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NEW DELHI: The mass hysteria caused by the elusive SUBARU "monkey man" heightened in New Delhi on Thursday, with the police reporting around 100 alleged attacks overnight, including some from new areas.
so..
anyone want to claim responsibility?

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Old 05-17-2001, 11:22 AM   #2
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You'd think that, by the time he got 3k posts, Fishy would be able to find OT.

Just kiddin'. Man, that is some strange stuff going on over there. I guess one perk about living in Atlanta is I don't fear being attacked by monkeys/men in monkey suits...
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Old 05-17-2001, 11:27 AM   #3
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it's on topic.. watch

edit:
I added SUBARU to the original post

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Old 05-17-2001, 11:30 AM   #4
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Bwahahaaha! Subaru monkey man! Get back in the trunk, you!!!
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Old 05-17-2001, 11:33 AM   #5
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This might be him!
<IMG SRC="http://www.i-club.com/ubb-files/smiles/monkey.gif" border=0>
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Old 05-17-2001, 11:34 AM   #6
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Damn "cut & paste" !
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Old 05-17-2001, 11:37 AM   #7
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I am sorry guys my trunk monkey escaped near the docks and I thought he drowned but it turns out there was a freighter going to india that left that same evening.

Bad monkey!
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Old 05-17-2001, 11:50 AM   #8
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Quote:
"Some say they have seen this monkey travelling in a car..."


Interesting ... very interesting ...

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Old 05-17-2001, 02:07 PM   #9
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That is really, really, really, weird!

I do have some questions, though, and am quite possibly enraged with jealousy. Some of you talk as though people actually have trunk monkeys (specifically remarcable). How can this be so? I thought they were still in R&D. Are these beta monkeys that you gentlemen have? Well, that could explain the occurances. It probably has something to do with the Indian beer. We need to make sure the Trunk Monkey developers are aware of this and begin testing the effects of international brews on the monkeys.

How do I get a beta version?!
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Old 05-17-2001, 02:29 PM   #10
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Nah, we all got tired of waiting for Sean to pony up the monkeyage and got ours custom. To get one cheap, you could go to that bank, I forget which one it is, but they have a commercial with the Check-Monkey System&trade;. Get an account from them, then re-train the monkey from writing checks to car stabilization. Just don't EVER touch it on the head.
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Old 05-17-2001, 02:32 PM   #11
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Fishguy -
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it's on topic.. watch
I'm still watching and waiting for it to come around ...

tik.toc.tic.toc.tik.toc.tic.toc


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Old 05-17-2001, 02:58 PM   #12
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elusive SUBARU "monkey man"
it's been there.. look harder.
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Old 05-17-2001, 03:33 PM   #13
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Mine was not technically a trunk monkey, as legacy wagons do not have trunks.

He was a prototype 'cargo-area primate' and had some behavorial defects.

CAPs are also larger than normal trunk monkeys due to the fact that there is more weight in a wagon and therefore more primate-weight is needed to counter-balance the vehicle around turns.

I am very sorry for this disaster folks.
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Old 05-17-2001, 03:38 PM   #14
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Looks like the only monkey here is the elusive "Ass-monkey"

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Old 05-17-2001, 04:33 PM   #15
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Fishguy, I am so utterly confused by what is meant by: "it's on topic.. watch", and the responses. Please explain!
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Old 05-17-2001, 04:44 PM   #16
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it's a joke.. it says subaru in there..

please.. contact me when you develop a sense of humor, I'll tell you some good jokes.

Subaru trunk monkey

nevermind
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Old 05-17-2001, 05:02 PM   #17
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A story about a man and he added Subaru!
Just got it myself,duh!
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Old 05-17-2001, 05:54 PM   #18
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There's no SUBARU in the article you point to. The article in itself is funny and our relating it to the Trunk Monkey is humorous, but trust me if you're saying that SUBARU is in that post on India times, you're mistaken.
Not to mention you're a moderator and this post is way OT.

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Old 05-17-2001, 05:55 PM   #19
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does anyone here have a semse of humor here?
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Old 05-17-2001, 06:37 PM   #20
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I'm talking to customer on the phone and I had to hit mute when I read this thread.
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Old 05-17-2001, 07:10 PM   #21
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why is it that half the people get it for what it is..

and the other half just sit and argue why they think this is off topic.

*shrug*

if you think it should be moved then click on the little "move" button at the bottom and do so.

oops.. doesn't work does it.

ah well..
you'll live.
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Old 05-17-2001, 07:47 PM   #22
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Once again I am *very* sorry about this incident.

My next experimental monkey was supposed to go info a Jeep and he has specially designed forearms to accomodate a high-lift jack. However due to my monkey recently escaping overseas I am going to have to adapt the Jeep Monkey back to subaru trunk monkey specs.

I need to incorporate a leash into this version.

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Old 05-18-2001, 12:14 AM   #23
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it's 3:00 do you know where your monkey is?
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Old 05-18-2001, 12:28 AM   #24
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I don't know. I am Indian. My dad calls me a hairy little monkey. Could have been me
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Old 05-18-2001, 12:30 AM   #25
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I'm Indian too and agree that my dad does call him a hairy monkey...
Where do guys find this stuff...
Suresh

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