Women over 50 you would still bang - Page 5

r0bman · 07-25-2012, 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Tweeter

Whatever you call a reverse boner is what I have right now. Thanks, Ed.

Ma bad, yo. I was trying to think of attractive older plumpers. No idea why she sprang to the foreground.

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edkwon · 07-25-2012, 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by r0bman

Ma bad, yo. I was trying to think of attractive older plumpers. No idea why she sprang to the foreground.

Well you don't want her to spring out of the ground now, unless you got that necrophiliac bent

express_wagon · 07-25-2012, 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by crash

Time to fap.

r0bman · 07-25-2012, 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by edkwon

Well you don't want her to spring out of the ground now, unless you got that necrophiliac bent

... I don't think she's dead, dude. Like, in a legal sense at least.

TheCandlejack · 07-25-2012, 12:18 PM

I'm sure Famke Janssen will still be hot in 3 years when she hits 50.

Tweeter · 07-25-2012, 12:20 PM

Well that took a weird turn...ANYWAYS Kim Basinger. Would smash.

The Motel Fella · 07-25-2012, 12:22 PM

Kathy Ireland? She's 49.

r0bman · 07-25-2012, 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by The Motel Fella

Kathy Ireland? She's 49.

Ooo, so close.

I'm wiki'ing away, here's my "ooo, so closes" that are within 5 years of 50:

Elisabeth Shue
Marisa Tomei
Salma Hayek
Lauren Graham

Tweeter · 07-25-2012, 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by The Motel Fella

Kathy Ireland? She's 49.

Uh...I mean, if you're into that sort of thing.

I would have pegged you for a cougar man. Are you like some weird Kaiser/Funker hybrid? What the hell is wrong with you?

mac35 · 07-25-2012, 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by r0bman

Salma Hayek
Lauren Graham

Oh My God Yes.

Wait. I thought you meant Heather Graham (she's 42). Lauren Graham? :notbad: Heather Graham? :motherofgod:

Badler · 07-25-2012, 12:26 PM

This threads going to be really good in about 3yrs. All the ones I think of are late 40s.

Cuddles · 07-25-2012, 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Tweeter

Whatever you call a reverse boner is what I have right now. Thanks, Ed.

I think that's called an 'innie'. But I've been told it is normal.

BTW. I love this thread. And I will contribute in 10 years....if you know what I mean.

somebody else · 07-25-2012, 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Tweeter

Whatever you call a reverse boner is what I have right now. Thanks, Ed.

It's called a vagina, Tweed.

Tweeter · 07-25-2012, 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by r0bman

Marisa Tomei
Lauren Graham

Plus a Mary Louise Parker at the same time.

Hrrrrrnnnnnnnnng.

somebody else · 07-25-2012, 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Tweeter

Plus a Mary Louise Parker at the same time.

Hrrrrrnnnnnnnnng.

r0bman · 07-25-2012, 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Badler

This threads going to be really good in about 3yrs. All the ones I think of are late 40s.

RIGHT?! Seriously. Helluva graduating class, that one.

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Originally Posted by Tweeter

Plus a Mary Louise Parker at the same time.

On Weeds, she is my ex-girlfriend with slightly improved parenting skills and dark hair. Same mannerisms, same skeletal body, same sluttiness. She disgusts me.

The Motel Fella · 07-25-2012, 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by r0bman

Ooo, so close.

I'm wiki'ing away, here's my "ooo, so closes" that are within 5 years of 50:

Elisabeth Shue
Marisa Tomei
Salma Hayek
Lauren Graham

Yes to all of those. I'd also throw out:
Paulina Porizkova

Every one I can think of is shy of the mark by some amount of years. Some are way shy...which floors me as I feel them to be older.

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Originally Posted by Tweeter

I would have pegged you for a cougar man. Are you like some weird Kaiser/Funker hybrid? What the hell is wrong with you?

I am what I have always been: An equal opportunity consumer with a vast appetite and a penchant for certain types.

Taking it offline for moment...

edkwon · 07-25-2012, 12:34 PM

Paulina Porizkova, age 47, gettin close...

r0bman · 07-25-2012, 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by The Motel Fella

I am what I have always been: An equal opportunity consumer with vast appetite and a penchant for certain types.

Bingo. The older I get, the more I find myself gravitating away from "skinny" and "blonde," but that doesn't change the fact that there's beauty in just about every shape and form.

Oh, and guess who's 46?!

Excuse me, Miss Dionne.

4FishLimit · 07-25-2012, 12:34 PM

How old are the two crazy bitches from Rescue Me? Mid-40's or so?

Yeah, them two, at the same time until I collapsed or died from exhaustion.

Badler · 07-25-2012, 12:35 PM

Boom! 50

CatfaceType-R · 07-25-2012, 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by r0bman

Bingo. The older I get, the more I find myself gravitating away from "skinny" and "blonde," but that doesn't change the fact that there's beauty in just about every shape and form.

Oh, and guess who's 46?!

Ooh, i've always wanted a dash of that ass.

the_unknown · 07-25-2012, 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by r0bman

Marisa Tomei

In 3 years, this one wins in my book. I think she is one of the few women who have gotten hotter as they have gotten older.

Rock_Strongo · 07-25-2012, 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by soon2bblackongold

Ooh, i've always wanted a dash of that ass.

Yeah, she's hot!

SlickWRX · 07-25-2012, 12:43 PM

Deborah Kara Unger is almost there. Carla Bruni still has a ways to go.

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07-25-2012, 12:18 PM	#105
TheCandlejack Scooby Newbie Member#: 204270 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: The OC Vehicle: 2011 Mazda3 Hatch Titanium Gray	I'm sure Famke Janssen will still be hot in 3 years when she hits 50.

07-25-2012, 12:20 PM	#106
Tweeter NASIOC Supporter Member#: 162238 Join Date: Oct 2007 Chapter/Region: SCIC Location: Visiting NASIOC Timeout Vehicle: Ten- motherf**king thousandaire!	Well that took a weird turn...ANYWAYS Kim Basinger. Would smash.

07-25-2012, 12:22 PM	#107
The Motel Fella Scooby Specialist Member#: 140147 Join Date: Feb 2007 Chapter/Region: MAIC Location: Billyburg, VA Vehicle: 02 B12S 04Odyssey I make minivans look hot	Kathy Ireland? She's 49.

07-25-2012, 12:26 PM	#111
Badler Scooby Guru Member#: 133597 Join Date: Nov 2006 Chapter/Region: SCIC Location: Costa Mesa	This threads going to be really good in about 3yrs. All the ones I think of are late 40s.

07-25-2012, 12:34 PM	#118
edkwon Scooby Specialist Member#: 453 Join Date: Oct 1999 Location: 小さいӔ Vehicle: 2013 VT	Paulina Porizkova, age 47, gettin close...

07-25-2012, 12:34 PM	#120
4FishLimit Scooby Newbie Member#: 125113 Join Date: Sep 2006 Chapter/Region: RMIC Location: Utah Vehicle: . im in joor bAs3 drinkin joor beerz	How old are the two crazy bitches from Rescue Me? Mid-40's or so? Yeah, them two, at the same time until I collapsed or died from exhaustion.

07-25-2012, 12:35 PM	#121
Badler Scooby Guru Member#: 133597 Join Date: Nov 2006 Chapter/Region: SCIC Location: Costa Mesa	Boom! 50

07-25-2012, 12:43 PM	#125
SlickWRX Scooby Newbie Member#: 17312 Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Alpharetta, GA Vehicle: 2006 Impreza WRX STi 380whp	Deborah Kara Unger is almost there. Carla Bruni still has a ways to go.