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Old 07-25-2012, 12:57 PM   #126
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no, really.

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Old 07-25-2012, 01:00 PM   #127
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Ooh, i've always wanted a dash of that ass.
What exactly is a dash of ass? Is that like a wet fart in the mouth or....
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Old 07-25-2012, 01:00 PM   #128
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On Weeds, she is my ex-girlfriend with slightly improved parenting skills and dark hair. Same mannerisms, same skeletal body, same sluttiness. She disgusts me.
The one with the Autistic daughter? My bad.
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Old 07-25-2012, 01:02 PM   #129
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What exactly is a dash of ass? Is that like a wet fart in the mouth or....

Don't GIS her from work...
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Old 07-25-2012, 01:02 PM   #130
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This thread is truly boner killing.
SO many women who used to be fappable and now aren't. :megasadpandaridingsadbanana'sback:
Right. Because you are also getting more and more desirable as you age...



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Old 07-25-2012, 01:03 PM   #131
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The one with the Autistic daughter? My bad.
Ausberger's, maybe... but yeah. And no fault on yours, it just meant I only got through 1.5 seasons of Weeds before I was all "**** that bitchwhore!"
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Old 07-25-2012, 01:04 PM   #132
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Too late!

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Old 07-25-2012, 01:05 PM   #133
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Too late!



Her eyes... oof.
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Old 07-25-2012, 01:06 PM   #134
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Right. Because you are also getting more and more desirable as you age...




I feel I peaked a few years back. I was too skinny for many years...a few years back my metabolism slowed down enough to add ~15 pounds to my frame.

Now genetics are keeping me thin but I wear my out-of-shapeness in different spots.

But yes...I am certainly no silver fox. And now that I've been called out on that, I'm going to go and sit in my garage with the car running.
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Old 07-25-2012, 01:06 PM   #135
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How old are the two crazy bitches from Rescue Me? Mid-40's or so?

Yeah, them two, at the same time until I collapsed or died from exhaustion.
Callie Thorne - 42

Andrea Roth - 44


But yes, I would destroy them
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Old 07-25-2012, 01:08 PM   #136
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Her eyes... oof.
Agreed. They are wonderful. In every role, in every comment...all I see her eyes saying is: "Sex."
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Old 07-25-2012, 01:12 PM   #137
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Well that took a weird turn...ANYWAYS Kim Basinger. Would smash.
Have you seen "The Door In The Floor"?
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Old 07-25-2012, 01:13 PM   #138
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Susanna Hoffs

I came in this thread to post this.

Then I came in my pants.
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Old 07-25-2012, 01:23 PM   #139
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Mary Steenburgen, don't think she's been mentioned yet. 59 y/o, would definitely kiss her on the mouth... if you know what I mean.... intercourse.

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Old 07-25-2012, 01:23 PM   #140
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Well you don't want her to spring out of the ground now, unless you got that necrophiliac bent
She's not dead. Her Costar died, not her.

http://www.zimbio.com/Delta+Burke/ar...n+Co+Star+Dies

She looks more like the joker than Heath Ledger did.

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Old 07-25-2012, 01:37 PM   #141
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Pam Grier (61)
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Old 07-25-2012, 01:50 PM   #142
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DOI! 10.5 months and counting! Helen Hunt!

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Old 07-25-2012, 01:52 PM   #143
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DOI! 10.5 months and counting! Helen Hunt!

Helen Hunt?

Before you know it, you'll be all up in Tilda Swinton.
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Old 07-25-2012, 01:54 PM   #144
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^^agreed, never found her more than mildly attractive.

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What exactly is a dash of ass? Is that like a wet fart in the mouth or....
See the slickwrx post.
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Old 07-25-2012, 01:54 PM   #145
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Helen Hunt?

Before you know it, you'll be all up in Tilda Swinton.
YOU WILL NOT RUIN IT FOR ME!

*goes back to watching What Women Want & Twister
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Old 07-25-2012, 01:56 PM   #146
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She is kind of sexy in twister, but not as sexy as bill paxton's gf in the film.
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Old 07-25-2012, 02:03 PM   #147
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Oh my.

I always found that thing she did with her forehead a major turnoff. You know, when she scrunches it up.
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Old 07-25-2012, 02:07 PM   #148
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Jodie Foster is a few months away from being 50. "I'm ok to go...I'm ok to go...ok to go"
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Old 07-25-2012, 02:09 PM   #149
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Oh my.

I always found that thing she did with her forehead a major turnoff. You know, when she scrunches it up.
Agreed
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Old 07-25-2012, 02:28 PM   #150
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Jodie Foster is a few months away from being 50. "I'm ok to go...I'm ok to go...ok to go"
I was watching The Accused this morning...
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