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Old 07-24-2014, 12:42 PM   #1
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There is nothing more disgusting than the thought of a teenage girl touching herself. Well Nature agrees too. Jennifer Connery of Hoagland Nebraska was struck by lightning this past Tuesday while masturbating outside behind a tree. “We don’t let our kids masturbate in the home for this very reason so I guess she had to sneak out side” embarrassed father Winston Connery was quoted as saying when contacted.

According to medical experts the moisture between her genitals and her fingertips served as a conductor and caused a lot of damage to nerve endings there is a good chance she will not regain feeling in either. “She is lucky to have only been using two fingers at the time, it could have been much worse” Carol Rogers, pediatric nurse responded. “Right now I think she is just embarrassed that she had to learn a lesson the hard way”

Masturbation is a most deadly sin and children need to be protected from the temptation.

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Old 07-24-2014, 12:43 PM   #2
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Old 07-24-2014, 12:44 PM   #3
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Old 07-24-2014, 12:46 PM   #4
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Old 07-24-2014, 12:47 PM   #5
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talk about a smoking hot vagina!
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Old 07-24-2014, 12:48 PM   #6
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Old 07-24-2014, 12:49 PM   #7
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Can you really stand 'behind' a tree?

I'm guessing Dad was watching the whole thing from his darkened kitchen when it happened.
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Old 07-24-2014, 12:49 PM   #8
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I guess she will forever be, a numb kunt.
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Old 07-24-2014, 12:51 PM   #9
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Bet she'll never cum like that again.
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Old 07-24-2014, 12:55 PM   #10
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Bet she'll never cum like that again.
Well, no...she'll probably have to be face-down-ass-up with a big honkin' dick in her to be able to get off.
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Old 07-24-2014, 12:55 PM   #11
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She needs to learn how young ladies should be conducting themselves!
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Old 07-24-2014, 12:55 PM   #12
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Old 07-24-2014, 01:09 PM   #13
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Can you really stand 'behind' a tree?

I'm guessing Dad was watching the whole thing from his darkened kitchen when it happened.
Why would the dad be in the kitchen where his barefoot, naked and pregnant wife should be making him a sandwich and bringing him a beer? What is wrong with you?
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Old 07-24-2014, 01:30 PM   #14
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Why would the dad be in the kitchen where his barefoot, naked and pregnant wife should be making him a sandwich and bringing him a beer? What is wrong with you?
cause when it comes to his daughter and french kissing...daddy says she is the best
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Old 07-24-2014, 01:31 PM   #15
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Why would the dad be in the kitchen where his barefoot, naked and pregnant wife should be making him a sandwich and bringing him a beer? What is wrong with you?
Uh, who do you think is holding the camera?

Yeah, Mom.

You ever try to beat off over a sink AND hold a camera still?
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Old 07-24-2014, 01:31 PM   #16
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Uh, who do you think is holding the camera?

Yeah, Mom.

You ever try to beat off over a sink AND hold a camera still?
he could buy a tripod
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Old 07-24-2014, 01:39 PM   #17
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Uh, who do you think is holding the camera?

Yeah, Mom.

You ever try to beat off over a sink AND hold a camera still?
The article clearly states that masturbation is not allowed inside the house.
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Old 07-24-2014, 01:41 PM   #18
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Old 07-24-2014, 01:42 PM   #19
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Jennifer Connery got struck by rightning?
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Old 07-24-2014, 01:43 PM   #20
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That's one way to give yourself... "the shocker".



YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 07-24-2014, 01:44 PM   #21
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The article clearly states that masturbation is not allowed inside the house.
Damn it....good point.

Back to the drawing board bunk...
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Old 07-24-2014, 01:44 PM   #22
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Gives new meaning to the word thunder****.
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Old 07-24-2014, 01:45 PM   #23
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Gives new meaning to the word thunder****.
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Old 07-24-2014, 01:50 PM   #24
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Best quote ever!

“She is lucky to have only been using two fingers at the time, it could have been much worse”
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Old 07-24-2014, 01:53 PM   #25
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Over two hours and no post from banman yet.
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