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boxered · 10-04-2012, 10:59 AM

I guess the rest of the Penthouse letters page was missing?

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motorpotor · 10-04-2012, 11:00 AM

Shoulda had a 3way...

OriginalSin · 10-04-2012, 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Sharkbait

tl,dr.

But want to know what you were drinking.

i'm kidding. I did read it.

just beer, and a bit of liquor. I did not drink what i am about to describe but somehow your question reminded me of it. It seems there is a new fad with this ****ing "irish breakfast" cocktail. Its the next jaeger bomb i'm sure.

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Originally Posted by Uncle Scotty

man...ya shoulda put him outta their misery

lacuna0 · 10-04-2012, 11:01 AM

It's bullying awareness month, maybe you should have educated him.

Strider · 10-04-2012, 11:02 AM

I think she was looking for a bull so she could take a deep dicking from you while the angry cuckold was forced to sit in the corner and watch while pinching his flaccid helmet as it dripped clear stuff on the floor. I'm sure he followed you into the bathroom so he could get a surreptitious peek at your hog, and to see if you were willing to join in their festivities.

jpicheva · 10-04-2012, 11:03 AM

Hey kids! Tune in next week for the exciting conclusion of.....

Uncle Kirk's TALES FROM THE BAR

12sechatch · 10-04-2012, 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by OriginalSin

It seems there is a new fad with this ****ing "irish breakfast" cocktail.

dafuq?

KC · 10-04-2012, 11:04 AM

... and then I found five dollars.

--kC

OriginalSin · 10-04-2012, 11:04 AM

you guys make my day so much better!

OriginalSin · 10-04-2012, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by 12sechatch

dafuq?

word ****er

http://www.eatdrinkrepeat.com/drink-...-patricks-day/

ZMANNH25rs · 10-04-2012, 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by OriginalSin

word ****er

http://www.eatdrinkrepeat.com/drink-...-patricks-day/

ugh...I love bacon and whiskey but that is just nasty. Also what bar is just going to have plates of bacon sitting aroun....wait a minute, that is a brilliant idea !

12sechatch · 10-04-2012, 11:08 AM

that is a lot of work just to only have half a shot of real alcohol.

D Loke · 10-04-2012, 11:08 AM

A ravishing tale indeed sir... at least the first half.

Now post the second half up.

12sechatch · 10-04-2012, 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZMANNH25rs

ugh...I love bacon and whiskey but that is just nasty. Also what bar is just going to have plates of bacon sitting aroun....wait a minute, that is a brilliant idea !

some place in Minnesota (or maybe Wisconsin) has all you can eat bacon with any drink order. Think I saw it on diners, drive ins, and dives...or one of those shows.

aod · 10-04-2012, 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by ZMANNH25rs

Sounds like some sort of kinky role playing. Pretty sure they just wanted you to be part of their sick and twisted sex life. I bet if you started pushing and shoving in the bar she would've pulled out a 13" black dildo and started pounding her ***** like a NYC jackhammer ripping apart a sidewalk. Then as she climaxed she would've sprayed her urine filled lady cum all over the bar like a shaken up bottle of champagne. You totally missed out...

I missed the old you.

12sechatch · 10-04-2012, 11:12 AM

all you can eat bacon with purchase of beer: http://www.thecometcafe.com/

boxered · 10-04-2012, 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZMANNH25rs

Sounds like some sort of kinky role playing. Pretty sure they just wanted you to be part of their sick and twisted sex life. I bet if you started pushing and shoving in the bar she would've pulled out a 13" black dildo and started pounding her ***** like a NYC jackhammer ripping apart a sidewalk. Then as she climaxed she would've sprayed her urine filled lady cum all over the bar like a shaken up bottle of champagne. You totally missed out...

Sounds a bit like she's bullying him

OriginalSin · 10-04-2012, 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZMANNH25rs

ugh...I love bacon and whiskey but that is just nasty. Also what bar is just going to have plates of bacon sitting aroun....wait a minute, that is a brilliant idea !

i've never seen the bacon part, but i have repeatedly heard of people ordering these shots.

****!!! yes sharkbait sometimes i go to bars where ordering shots is acceptable behaviour

aod · 10-04-2012, 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 12sechatch

some place in Minnesota (or maybe Wisconsin) has all you can eat bacon with any drink order. Think I saw it on diners, drive ins, and dives...or one of those shows.

The Comet Cafe in Milwaukee. I definitely need to try that place sometime:

http://www.thecometcafe.com/

aod · 10-04-2012, 11:15 AM

Also, make bacon straws for Bloody Marys:

http://lifehacker.com/5947235/curl-y...py-bacon-tubes

12sechatch · 10-04-2012, 11:17 AM

^^**mind blown**

CatfaceType-R · 10-04-2012, 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZMANNH25rs

Sounds like some sort of kinky role playing. Pretty sure they just wanted you to be part of their sick and twisted sex life. I bet if you started pushing and shoving in the bar she would've pulled out a 13" black dildo and started pounding her ***** like a NYC jackhammer ripping apart a sidewalk. Then as she climaxed she would've sprayed her urine filled lady cum all over the bar like a shaken up bottle of champagne. You totally missed out...

Have you ever thought of a life in politics?

pornie · 10-04-2012, 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aod

The Comet Cafe in Milwaukee. I definitely need to try that place sometime:

http://www.thecometcafe.com/

good food, but filled w/ hipsters. try blue's egg for brunch. much more betterer

aod · 10-04-2012, 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornie

good food, but filled w/ hipsters. try blue's egg for brunch. much more betterer

But... unlimited bacon.

OriginalSin · 10-04-2012, 11:34 AM

i'm getting a bacon burger for lunch.

ah, who am i kidding? I'm eating tacos!!!

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10-04-2012, 10:59 AM	#26
boxered Scooby Specialist Member#: 61884 Join Date: May 2004 Chapter/Region: International Location: buying guns	I guess the rest of the Penthouse letters page was missing? * Registered users of the site do not see these ads.

10-04-2012, 11:00 AM	#27
motorpotor Scooby Specialist Member#: 126425 Join Date: Sep 2006 Chapter/Region: BAIC Location: The Box. Vehicle: 2011 Planet Earth Silver	Shoulda had a 3way...

10-04-2012, 11:01 AM	#29
lacuna0 Scooby Newbie Member#: 251529 Join Date: Jul 2010	It's bullying awareness month, maybe you should have educated him.

10-04-2012, 11:02 AM	#30
Strider NASIOC Supporter Member#: 2197 Join Date: Aug 2000 Chapter/Region: Tri-State Location: An adventure is just Vehicle: an inconvenience, properly considered.	I think she was looking for a bull so she could take a deep dicking from you while the angry cuckold was forced to sit in the corner and watch while pinching his flaccid helmet as it dripped clear stuff on the floor. I'm sure he followed you into the bathroom so he could get a surreptitious peek at your hog, and to see if you were willing to join in their festivities.

10-04-2012, 11:03 AM	#31
jpicheva Scooby Specialist Member#: 68407 Join Date: Aug 2004 Chapter/Region: South East Location: Memphis Vehicle: 2005 9-2x Aero 2012 Outback 2.5i 6MT	Hey kids! Tune in next week for the exciting conclusion of..... *Uncle Kirk's TALES FROM THE BAR*

10-04-2012, 11:04 AM	#33
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10-04-2012, 11:04 AM	#34
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10-04-2012, 11:08 AM	#37
12sechatch Scooby Guru Member#: 132458 Join Date: Nov 2006 Chapter/Region: NWIC Location: Kent, Wa Vehicle: Okie Dokie Fine	that is a lot of work just to only have half a shot of real alcohol.

10-04-2012, 11:08 AM	#38
D Loke Scooby Newbie Member#: 235658 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: VA Vehicle: 2008 Acura TL Type-S	A ravishing tale indeed sir... at least the first half. Now post the second half up.

10-04-2012, 11:12 AM	#41
12sechatch Scooby Guru Member#: 132458 Join Date: Nov 2006 Chapter/Region: NWIC Location: Kent, Wa Vehicle: Okie Dokie Fine	all you can eat bacon with purchase of beer: http://www.thecometcafe.com/

10-04-2012, 11:15 AM	#45
aod NASIOC Supporter Member#: 7121 Join Date: Jun 2001 Chapter/Region: MWSOC Location: Dray is Oregon	Also, make bacon straws for Bloody Marys: http://lifehacker.com/5947235/curl-y...py-bacon-tubes

10-04-2012, 11:17 AM	#46
12sechatch Scooby Guru Member#: 132458 Join Date: Nov 2006 Chapter/Region: NWIC Location: Kent, Wa Vehicle: Okie Dokie Fine	^^mind blown

10-04-2012, 11:34 AM	#50
OriginalSin Scooby Newbie Member#: 66341 Join Date: Jul 2004 Chapter/Region: South East Location: a fool's parade	i'm getting a bacon burger for lunch. ah, who am i kidding? I'm eating tacos!!!