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Old 10-05-2012, 01:00 PM   #1
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They're shooting a movie on my street for a few days next week. The Angriest Man In Brooklyn. Starring: Robin Williams, James Earl Jones... oh, and Mila Kunis.
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Old 10-05-2012, 01:01 PM   #2
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You don't just learn it. You acquire them over a lifetime and through a career that requires it.
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Old 10-05-2012, 01:01 PM   #3
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Pm kaiser.
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Old 10-05-2012, 01:02 PM   #4
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They already shot the scene where she gets all wet...so yore late to the party...



Maybe she has a scene sitting on the floor in a library you could snap some pics of
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Old 10-05-2012, 01:02 PM   #5
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Keep the curtains open, and constantly walk naked in front of them.

...then see if you accidentally made it into the background.
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Old 10-05-2012, 01:03 PM   #6
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You don't just learn it. You acquire them over a lifetime and through a career that requires it.
Indeed.
There is no crash course.
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Pm kaiser.
His is a specialized niche; Mila couldn't be plied with surprise gifts of wine coolers with the aim being naughty pictures of her tipsy.
No, we need someone else for this mission.
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Old 10-05-2012, 01:06 PM   #7
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Well I'll definitely walk my dog like, ten times more than usual. Maybe she'll be all... awww your bulldog is cute. And then this huge bodyguard will run over and kick me in the head.
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Old 10-05-2012, 01:08 PM   #8
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Talk to Tweeter. He takes creatine and has the skills to stalk anyone, anywhere.
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Old 10-05-2012, 01:10 PM   #9
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Well I'll definitely walk my dog like, ten times more than usual. Maybe she'll be all... awww your bulldog is cute. And then this huge bodyguard will run over and kick me in the head.
I just read what you wrote what she would say "aww your bulldog is cute", and thought and saw Meg from Family Guy... all in cartoon then a big bodyguard waddle over and punt your head..... isthatnormal?

hehehehehe giggidy
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Old 10-05-2012, 01:11 PM   #10
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Put a huge sign on the front of your house: "Shut up, Meg!"
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Old 10-05-2012, 01:14 PM   #11
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Talk to Tweeter. He takes creatine and has the skills to stalk anyone, anywhere.


I can be your best friend, and your worst nightmare.
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Old 10-05-2012, 01:20 PM   #12
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Dress up like Ashton Kutcher.
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Old 10-05-2012, 01:29 PM   #13
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Start shouting "Shut up, Meg" whenever you see her. Guaranteed panty time.
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Old 10-05-2012, 01:29 PM   #14
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i have a bigger ass than mila


what a shame.
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Old 10-05-2012, 01:31 PM   #15
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Old 10-05-2012, 01:31 PM   #16
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Old 10-05-2012, 01:32 PM   #17
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i have a bigger ass than mila


what a shame.
Dude what.
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Old 10-05-2012, 01:32 PM   #18
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Didn't read.

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Mila and her family moved from Ukraine to Los Angeles, California when she was age 7. Her father, Mark, is a mechanical engineer. Her mother, Elvira, is a physics teacher. Brother Michael is a biochemist.

Met her manager at the Beverly Hills Studios (an afterschool acting class). Her father enrolled her there when she was nine.

Missed her senior prom because of a scheduling conflict.

Auditioned for "That '70s Show" (1998) at age 14. Though actors had to be at least 18 to get the part, she truthfully claimed she would be 18 on her birthday, not specifying which birthday, and won the role.

Terrified of bugs so much that during her May 2004 appearance on "Late Night with Conan O'Brien" (1993), she ran offstage when the Bug Man appeared after her interview.

Ranked #54 in Stuff magazine's 2002 edition of the 102 Sexiest Women in the World.

She and Laura Prepon were often filmed sitting down for their scenes on "That '70s Show" (1998) because Laura is seven inches taller than Mila. In other scenes, Mila wears platform shoes to give her four extra inches.

She is a fan of the rock band Aerosmith.

At age 9, Mila started to take afterschool acting classes at the Beverly Hills Studio. At one of the Studio's public showcases, Mila was approached by entertainment manager Susan Curtis, who offered to make her a client.

Mila's best friend was Maria Osadchy when she was younger, an Aries whom she met in 2nd grade. Maria is Russian and helped Mila learn English. In an interview, Mila had Maria with her and talked about how they spent the night together on the weekends.

In 2006, ranked #47 of Maxim's Magazine Sexiest Women.

Has two different eye colors: one brown, one green. Laura Prepon, her co-star on "That '70s Show" (1998), called her a husky because of this.

Her favorite movie is Dirty Dancing (1987) and her favorite television series is "8 Simple Rules" (2002).

The shark-tooth necklace she is wearing in Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008) is by Pade Vavra Designs.

Is a fan of the famed MMORPG World of Warcraft.

Ranked #81 on the Maxim magazine Hot 100 of 2008 list.

Learned how to use a gun while filming Max Payne (2008).

The nude pictures of her in Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008) were not real, according to the film's director, Nicholas Stoller.

Graduated from Fairfax Senior High School in June 2001, with Fernanda Romero.

Auditioned for a role in Knocked Up (2007).

Was in a relationship with Macaulay Culkin (May 2002-December 2010).

She and actress Sarah Michelle Gellar have a special credit in every episode of "Robot Chicken" (2005).

Mila and Macaulay Culkin were on vacation in Israel in 2006 when a war broke out between Israel and Hezbollah in Lebanon. They flew out of the country and back to the United States; Mila later stated that they were never in any danger from rocket fire.

On the television show "Loveline" (1996), she mentioned that when she was younger, she had serious migraines that were caused by an eye condition. She had to insert steroid injections straight into her eye.

Her name is pronounced ME-luh koon-is.

Was ranked #5 in the 2009 Maxim Hot 100 Women list.

Close friends with James Franco and Natalie Portman.

Was ranked #22 on Maxim magazine Hot 100 Women of 2010 list.

In January 2011, Mila said that she was blind in one eye due to a condition called chronic iritis. She underwent surgery to correct the blindness.

For the 2011 top 99 most desirable women in ask men.com she was ranked #2.

Was ranked #5 on Maxim magazine's Hot 100 Women of 2011 list.

Won the 2011 Guys Choice Award "Holy Grail of Hot" beating out Minka Kelly.

Was invited via YouTube on July 7, 2011 to a United States Marine Corps Ball in Greenville, North Carolina by Sergeant Scott Moore. At the time of the Internet invite, Moore was stationed in Musa Qala, Afghanistan with the 3rd Battalion 2nd Marines. Kunis' Friends with Benefits (2011) co-star Justin Timberlake came into contact with Sergeant Moore after seeing his video and then contacted Kunis about the invite. Kunis accepted the invite on July 12, 2011.

Ranked #6 in the 2011 FHM Australia list of "100 Sexiest Women in the World".

Ranked #16 in the 2011 FHM list of "100 Sexiest Women in the World".

Ranked #14 in the 2010 FHM UK list of "100 Sexiest Women in the World".

She and her ex-boyfriend, actor Macaulay Culkin, were close friends with Michael Jackson and his family for many years until Jackson's death. Culkin is godfather of his children. Kunis attended a private funeral for Jackson on September 3, 2009, with Culkin.

Named the new face of Dior [January 5, 2012].

Voted #13 on Ask men's top 99 'most desirable' women of 2012.

Ranked #9 in the 2012 FHM list of "100 Sexiest Women in the World".

Ranked #3 in the 2012 Maxim Hot 100 Women list.

Friends with Emma Stone and Justin Timberlake.

Is a self-confessed fan of "Star Trek: The Next Generation" (1987).
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Old 10-05-2012, 01:33 PM   #19
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tastes like the most delicious fish ever in here, fish that has sugar coursing through it's veins and an aftertaste of honey and peach pie with a hint of pee...
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Old 10-05-2012, 01:36 PM   #20
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Considering she only owns properties in LA and West Hollywood, I'd recommend checking nearby hotel databases for known pseudonyms...you know, hypothetically if you're into that sort of thing I guess...
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Old 10-05-2012, 01:40 PM   #21
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Considering she only owns properties in LA and West Hollywood, I'd recommend checking nearby hotel databases for known pseudonyms...you know, hypothetically if you're into that sort of thing I guess...
I would think something like that would only be used if she was making the arrangements. It is probably the production company's responsibility to provide a place to stay....
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Old 10-05-2012, 01:44 PM   #22
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Dude what.



trust me, i also wanted to cry when i first saw that picture.




she must be half asian.
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Old 10-05-2012, 01:46 PM   #23
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trust me, i also wanted to cry when i first saw that picture.




she must be half asian.
We know she has the ass of a pine board...but even if she had a normal ass wouldn't it still be smaller then yours ?

In this thread I wonder about the size of Chris' ass...Ay dios mio...
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Old 10-05-2012, 01:46 PM   #24
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she must be half asian.
NOt all asians are flat

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trust me, i also wanted to cry when i first saw that picture.
Sudden craving for IHOP
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Old 10-05-2012, 01:54 PM   #25
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****ing swizz
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