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Old 12-27-2013, 05:49 PM   #1
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Default Deaf people

Watching a show "wives w/ knives", DON'T JUDGE ME!!!, and the subjects of this one are all deaf. This guy is banging on the bathroom door and wondering why his deaf girlfriend isn't answering it .

I'll see myself through the door of dicks.
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Old 12-27-2013, 05:51 PM   #2
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I did a training course with a deaf guy once, and the instructor was treating him like a 5 year old.

Finally he just bursts out with "I'm deaf, not ****ing retarded!"

Hilarity ensued.
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Old 12-27-2013, 05:55 PM   #3
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How do deaf people call 911? teletype? can you imagine being in a panic and trying to teletype a 911 operator?
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Old 12-27-2013, 05:58 PM   #4
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If a deaf person is called to court, is it still a hearing?
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Old 12-27-2013, 05:59 PM   #5
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im deaf not going to watch that
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Old 12-27-2013, 06:01 PM   #6
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There use to be a cute as **** deaf girl in one of my college classes. 9/10 internet standards. True story.
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Old 12-27-2013, 06:01 PM   #7
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Having sex with a deaf girl sounds like clubbing baby seals in case you were wondering.
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Old 12-27-2013, 06:03 PM   #8
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That's what I always imagined.
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Old 12-27-2013, 06:04 PM   #9
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Having sex with a deaf guy is a lot louder and way more obnoxious.
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Old 12-27-2013, 06:06 PM   #10
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I'm deaf and this is racist.
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Old 12-27-2013, 06:08 PM   #11
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I'm deaf and this is racist.
Forgot about this thing.
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Old 12-27-2013, 06:10 PM   #12
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I hate those ****ing shows. Wives with Knives, Snapped, Who the Bleep Did I Marry...my GF watches them all religiously, and they are always ****ing on.

Sometimes I get the impression that she is studying.
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Old 12-27-2013, 06:17 PM   #13
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Murder porn is the best. I am watching it right now
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Old 12-27-2013, 06:22 PM   #14
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I find it funny, and comforting, that my s/o hates those shows. Getting my fix now while she's out of town
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Old 12-27-2013, 06:25 PM   #15
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I was on some random toll road in Pennsylvania once. The toll booth had the sign....something like "Toll $1.00" and then braille below it. Do they really expect blind people to find that sign?
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Old 12-27-2013, 06:30 PM   #16
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I always wondered why it was on drive through ATMs.

Related note: Braille pornography is pretty good.
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Old 12-27-2013, 06:30 PM   #17
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I think the one I hate the most is Homicide Hunter: Lt. Joe Kenda. I swear that condescending douche bag thinks he's the illegitimate lovechild of Batman and Sherlock Holmes.

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Old 12-27-2013, 06:53 PM   #18
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Sometimes I get the impression that she is studying.
She is.
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Old 12-27-2013, 06:59 PM   #19
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Damnit. It was nice knowin' ya!
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Old 12-27-2013, 07:00 PM   #20
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Better take care of her first then, reflex.
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Old 12-27-2013, 07:03 PM   #21
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What?
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Old 12-27-2013, 07:13 PM   #22
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I always wondered why it was on drive through ATMs.

Related note: Braille pornography is pretty good.
Yet you never wondered how blind people knew what/where a drive through was?
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Old 12-27-2013, 07:17 PM   #23
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Yet you never wondered how blind people knew what/where a drive through was?
Well, I didn't really think I needed to specify the underlying point behind that comment, but yes, that is exactly what I wondered. It doesn't make much sense for someone else to drive a blind person to a drive through ATM. Unless they back in, or have a 4 door and the blind person is in the back seat. I guess you would just have to plan ahead if you were blind and wanted to use an ATM. They may as well just park and walk inside.
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Old 12-27-2013, 08:15 PM   #24
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Yet you never wondered how blind people knew what/where a drive through was?
I always wondered how their seeing eye dogs could reach the pedals.
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Old 12-27-2013, 08:27 PM   #25
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Everyone in this thread is going to hell.. again LOL
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