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Old 10-24-2002, 02:53 AM   #1
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Default So I just got home from the emergency room...

...with three stitches in my lip for a huge deep gash. From what you ask............
































Ok ok so my little 6" tall parrot chomped me in the lip. Man that hurt! And now i'm on antibiotics whose side effect is TERRIBLE DIARRHEA! Yay! And I have to be up again in six hours!

Whee!

Hershey Squirtingly Yours,

Eric

edit...this is the little cacker that did it

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Old 10-24-2002, 02:56 AM   #2
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Diarea, cha cha cha.
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Old 10-24-2002, 02:56 AM   #3
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dude... I don't even want to know how he got that close to your lips to begin with. Didn't your parents warn you to keep things out of your mouth!
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Old 10-24-2002, 02:58 AM   #4
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Just on my shoulder, watchin' the game with me. I turned to the right to look at something, and WHAMMO out of the blue. I threw my soda across the room when I reached up to grab her...had to pull her off. :monkey: to her.

stupid pets...i think i'll let a cat eat her.
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Old 10-24-2002, 03:01 AM   #5
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Default Make your own joke.

Start with "my little 6" tall parrot".
Add a sexual reference (not that it needs much help).
Voila! You now have a dirty joke!

:P
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Old 10-24-2002, 03:12 AM   #6
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Yeah, the parrot is cute but why were trying to french kiss her? Stick to humans and I think you'll do a lot better.

Feel better.

Joe
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Old 10-24-2002, 09:11 AM   #7
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Can you say, FAUCET A$$!!!!!
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Old 10-24-2002, 10:38 AM   #8
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HAHA! I thought I was the only one... However, when I was...10, in the Solano Mall, i was in a pet store with my mom. I was checking out this huge bird (a parrot of some sorts) and the bastard started pecking me in the head! Before I knew it, I had this huge gash on my forehead. Damn, I shoulda sued that place. That could have paid for my college!
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Old 10-24-2002, 02:31 PM   #9
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at least it didn't chomp on your tongue.
that would have been mighty painful.
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Old 10-24-2002, 02:51 PM   #10
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waitasec.. let's see here... mexpizza watching game, gets lip bitten by parrot, giants win... hmm.......

that's it! The Angels have their rally monkey, we have... mexpizza's lip-chompin parrot! WOO WOO!.



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Old 10-24-2002, 05:21 PM   #11
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Reminds me of my Trig teacher in 10th grade. He came to school one day with a very large chunk out of his ear.

His parrot had suddenly decided his ear was a mortal threat.
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Old 10-24-2002, 05:25 PM   #12
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good thing you don't have a boa constrictor!

i don't think you'll be able to make it to the hospital!

ah well... hope u get well soon!

good thing that:

... pain is temporary...
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Old 10-24-2002, 05:39 PM   #13
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I've got scars from my parrots I used to have, and my dad has a piece of his hand missing from one
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Old 10-24-2002, 06:07 PM   #14
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since people are sharing.

i use to have a rabbit that bit my finger and i kicked the crap out of it! i did the same thing w/ my little sister

j/k... i'll never treat a cute little rabbit like that

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Old 10-24-2002, 06:09 PM   #15
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Old 10-24-2002, 06:39 PM   #16
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I had a parakeet once when I was little, my cousin put him on his shoulder and it bit him hella hard on his ear. Then he threw him on the floor.

That was the last we ever saw him.
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Old 10-24-2002, 08:32 PM   #17
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When I was a pot head. My friend and I went up to Edgewood park in Redwood City, caught a alligator lizard, and put it in a fish tank type cage and fed it bong rips and house flys when I lived at my parents house.

So one time after many bong rips, one of my friends stuck his finger in the cage, saying how the lizard was too high to bite him. The lizard latched on to his finger and he started running around my garage with this lizard on his finger, and then it finally let go. It was too funny.

So we finally felt like it was time to let the lizard go free, after about 6 months of everyday bong rips. So we let the lizard free, and it didn't know what to do. It just looked up at us like. LET ME GET ANOTHER HIT YO

True story.

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Old 10-24-2002, 09:24 PM   #18
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Then he threw him on the floor.
Wow, that is one strong parakeet.
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Old 10-24-2002, 09:54 PM   #19
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dude I want to see a pic of your lip! that's bad-ass man, a lip-chompin parrot
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Old 10-24-2002, 10:13 PM   #20
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Ok ok...but when you look at these pics remember that it sure SEEMED much worse when it happened, and the cut was at LEAST 1/4 inch deep and bled like a mofo.

<Don't laugh that I was own3d by a bird! >



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Old 10-25-2002, 01:29 AM   #21
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and the bastard started pecking me in the head!
No doubt trying to get to the little seed inside.
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Old 10-25-2002, 01:32 AM   #22
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that ish looks NASTAY!
i hope you feel better
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