did i almost end up a lamp shade in this guys basement? - Page 2

Brad Pittiful · 11-04-2014, 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by -=C=-

I tried explaining mile markers to my wife one day on a road trip. It was like I was explaining differential equations to Warren from There's Something About Mary.

franks and beans!

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Integra96 · 11-04-2014, 12:24 PM

You were t-minus 09:41 from "Put the lotion in the ****ing basket!"

Jive Turkey · 11-04-2014, 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by The Motel Fella

Tell me you called your State Police/Highway patrol and reported it.

Mile marker X, <direction>bound lane, color car and description of the guy.
4 miles east of <intersection>, <direction>bound lane, color car and description of the guy.

Anything.

yes, the video cuts as i'm going onto the shoulder to call the cops, and after i called them ironically there was a state trooper maybe a mile down, so i pulled over and told him, they said they would check it out soon after.

for those who are curious, this took place on the road that leads from hoboken NJ to the nj turnpike, i think its 78 west, mile marker was N 6/2. right by the liberty science center.

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Originally Posted by FellowTraveller

do you always lane-weave like that?

if i'm the only car on the road, i use all of the road to drive and enjoy my car within reasonable limits. i don't drive like this when others are around me though.

The Motel Fella · 11-04-2014, 12:25 PM

Then you did everything you should.
****'s sketchy as hell...I wouldn't have even stopped.

Tgui · 11-04-2014, 12:27 PM

Thats insane!

Out of fear I'm not sure I would have stopped at all. I'm no tough guy but I dare you to get in front of my truck at your illegal road block.

I25 · 11-04-2014, 12:28 PM

The Motel Fella · 11-04-2014, 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Tweeter

"Hello, police? Hi, yeah there's a random guy stopping traffic on the interstate."
"Did he threaten you?"
"Well, no. He's on the on-ramp at mile marker 12."
"But he didn't threaten you?"
"No...but he looked sketchy."
"Can you describe him?"
"He was black."
"We're sending a battleship."

#goodsamaritansareonlywhitepeople
#onlyblackawarenessIneedisalroker

Jive Turkey · 11-04-2014, 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by The Motel Fella

Then you did everything you should.
****'s sketchy as hell...I wouldn't have even stopped.

i had no option but to stop, i was not trying to smash the cones or hit him as much as he probably deserves it. they were setup that i barely cleared them swerving, and as you see i try to go but he walks in front of my car...so i said can i help you to get him over to my car....

that night also my car got hit and someone cracked my shaved front end when it was street parked, i wasn't trying to cause more damage to it.

the way the cones were placed makes it impossible to avoid them especially with his car on the shoulder...also these cone were ****ing huge, not he normal traffic cone setup.

this is why i wish i could have CCW, i've always read about people doing this stuff or impersonating cops but never saw it first hand.

Davemeister · 11-04-2014, 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by FellowTraveller

Maybe the cones were there to help you upgrade to VLC?

at :05 in, there are a bunch of cones just like the ones dumbo was using, on the right. He probably grabbed the last two to set up his brilliant trap.

I would have run his dumb ass over. Who the **** sets up a "road block"?

Badler · 11-04-2014, 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Jive Turkey

i had no option but to stop, i was not trying to smash the cones or hit him as much as he probably deserves it. they were setup that i barely cleared them swerving, and as you see i try to go but he walks in front of my car...so i said can i help you to get him over to my car....

that night also my car got hit and someone cracked my shaved front end when it was street parked, i wasn't trying to cause more damage to it.

the way the cones were placed makes it impossible to avoid them especially with his car on the shoulder...also these cone were ****ing huge, not he normal traffic cone setup.

this is why i wish i could have CCW, i've always read about people doing this stuff or impersonating cops but never saw it first hand.

Do you even auto-x?

T-37 · 11-04-2014, 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Badler

Do you even auto-x?

I had the same thought. I wouldn't have even slowed down.

ekw · 11-04-2014, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Jive Turkey

yes, the video cuts as i'm going onto the shoulder to call the cops, and after i called them i tonically there was a state trooper maybe a mile down, so i pulled over and told him, they said they would check it out soon after.

what language was this translated from ?!?!?
ironically? seriously?

Cuddles · 11-04-2014, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Tweeter

"Hello, police? Hi, yeah there's a random guy stopping traffic on the interstate."
"Did he threaten you?"
"Well, no. He's on the on-ramp at mile marker 12."
"But he didn't threaten you?"
"No...but he looked sketchy."
"Can you describe him?"
"He was black."
"We're sending a battleship."

wow m8

phunkeeHomosapien · 11-04-2014, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Rexican

House sitter video after this is much better.

Almost deserves it's own thread. She is smoking hot.

rogue · 11-04-2014, 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Tweeter

"Hello, police? Hi, yeah there's a random guy stopping traffic on the interstate."
"Did he threaten you?"
"Well, no. He's on the on-ramp at mile marker 12."
"But he didn't threaten you?"
"No...but he looked sketchy."
"Can you describe him?"
"He was black."
"We're sending a battleship."

Out loud work guffaws.

Zarno · 11-04-2014, 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Tweeter

"Hello, police? Hi, yeah there's a random guy stopping traffic on the interstate."
"Did he threaten you?"
"Well, no. He's on the on-ramp at mile marker 12."
"But he didn't threaten you?"
"No...but he looked sketchy."
"Can you describe him?"
"He was black."
"We're sending a battleship."

OP, please don't forget to make a sketch report

Strider · 11-04-2014, 02:00 PM

The battleship New Jersey is docked in Camden for a reason.
(because it's a museum, you filthy racist scum)

beedee · 11-04-2014, 02:26 PM

no thank!

btw, what was he saying, it was hard to make out?

teamjordan23 · 11-04-2014, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Strider

The battleship New Jersey is docked in Camden for a reason.
(because it's a museum, you filthy racist scum)

If someone set up a barrier like that in Camden, pretty sure you can run them over and would be praised by the police.

Rexican · 11-04-2014, 03:05 PM

New thread please... Voyeuristic funhouse

My house sitter caught on CCTV taking my shirt and sniffing my laundry - YouTube

Badler · 11-04-2014, 03:09 PM

Does anybody have a linked to the un-edited one where he comes home they ****? Thank.

Reflex-Arc · 11-04-2014, 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Rexican

New thread please... Voyeuristic funhouse

My house sitter caught on CCTV taking my shirt and sniffing my laundry - YouTube

Maybe I'm just jaded due to too much internets, but I'm calling "staged" on this one. Shenanigans!

Full_Clip · 11-04-2014, 03:44 PM

Would offer to smash the house sitter as a form of payment.

chris619
dr_wheel

Full_Clip would let her sit on his house.

beedee · 11-04-2014, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Rexican

New thread please... Voyeuristic funhouse

My house sitter caught on CCTV taking my shirt and sniffing my laundry - YouTube

i wonder if that is creatine she is taking a big whiff of at 1:26?

fliz · 11-04-2014, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by beedee

i wonder if that is creatine she is taking a big whiff of at 1:26?

Didn't you see the embedded ad? That's the detergent company that made the video.

11-04-2014, 12:24 PM	#27
Integra96 Scooby Specialist Member#: 64196 Join Date: Jun 2004 Chapter/Region: RMIC Vehicle: 2010 Family Sedan	You were t-minus 09:41 from "Put the lotion in the ****ing basket!"

11-04-2014, 12:25 PM	#29
The Motel Fella Scooby Specialist Member#: 140147 Join Date: Feb 2007 Chapter/Region: TXIC Location: League City, TX Vehicle: 02 '13 Sienna I make minivans look hot	Then you did everything you should. ****'s sketchy as hell...I wouldn't have even stopped.

11-04-2014, 12:27 PM	#30
Tgui Scooby Specialist Member#: 44771 Join Date: Oct 2003	Thats insane! Out of fear I'm not sure I would have stopped at all. I'm no tough guy but I dare you to get in front of my truck at your illegal road block.

11-04-2014, 12:28 PM	#31
I25 NASIOC Supporter Member#: 66501 Join Date: Jul 2004 Chapter/Region: International Vehicle: 2016 RavensOne

11-04-2014, 02:00 PM	#42
Strider Tasteful Mod Moderator Member#: 2197 Join Date: Aug 2000 Chapter/Region: Tri-State Location: An adventure is just Vehicle: an inconvenience, properly considered.	The battleship New Jersey is docked in Camden for a reason. (because it's a museum, you filthy racist scum)

11-04-2014, 02:26 PM	#43
beedee Scooby Specialist Member#: 124727 Join Date: Sep 2006 Chapter/Region: SCIC	no thank! btw, what was he saying, it was hard to make out?

11-04-2014, 03:09 PM	#46
Badler Scooby Guru Member#: 133597 Join Date: Nov 2006 Chapter/Region: SCIC Location: Orange	Does anybody have a linked to the un-edited one where he comes home they ****? Thank.

11-04-2014, 03:44 PM	#48
Full_Clip Scooby Specialist Member#: 22218 Join Date: Jul 2002 Chapter/Region: South East Location: University of Florida	Would offer to smash the house sitter as a form of payment. chris619 dr_wheel Full_Clip would let her sit on his house.