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Old 01-16-2003, 03:36 PM   #1
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Default Whats the funniest slang term(s) you've heard?

Don't know how it started but we were talking about slang words here at work. So far the two funniest slang terms we've come up with are:

kankles- when obese people don't have ankles

and

bunt- the section just below a womens belly button that poofs out... but just higher than it... you know what I mean!


so what's some of yours?



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Old 01-16-2003, 03:37 PM   #2
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Guuch- Space between your chode and your cornhole
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Old 01-16-2003, 03:53 PM   #3
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Butter Face - every thing looks good about her butter (but her) face.
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Old 01-16-2003, 03:56 PM   #4
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Quote:
Originally posted by Frankie Flowers
Guuch- Space between your chode and your cornhole
Also known as the taint. I think the scientific term is "perineum",
or something close to that.
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Old 01-16-2003, 04:04 PM   #5
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getting "slowneck"
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Old 01-16-2003, 04:05 PM   #6
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Two old ones everyone should know, so I'll hold off on the definitions.

Fugly

Queef
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Old 01-16-2003, 04:07 PM   #7
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bunt- the section just below a womens belly button that poofs out... but just higher than it... you know what I mean!
-Mike
Also known as the f.u.p.a.
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Old 01-16-2003, 04:08 PM   #8
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Neck - Like cleavage for a guy... but involving shaft.
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Old 01-16-2003, 04:12 PM   #9
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When someone is sick:

"They've got the hiv" (pronounced, not spelled)

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Old 01-16-2003, 04:19 PM   #10
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When a woman stands upright with her feet together, but there's still a gap between her upper thighs—that's vagipause.
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Old 01-16-2003, 04:26 PM   #11
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- badunkadunk....

- chaj !!!!

- waterdoin? (what are you doin... and yes its missing a word)
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Old 01-16-2003, 04:28 PM   #12
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sorority whores = sorostitutes
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Old 01-16-2003, 04:32 PM   #13
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Fo shizzle my nizzle...

I have no Idea what that means.
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Old 01-16-2003, 04:35 PM   #14
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Also known as the f.u.p.a.
Also known as a pussygut.

Someone mentioned butter face. How about summer teeth? Summer teeth go this way, and summer teeth go that way.

Kankles is my favorite though, he calf goes right into the ankles.

CB
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Old 01-16-2003, 04:40 PM   #15
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Clippin Links = poopin
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Old 01-16-2003, 04:46 PM   #16
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On the Jenny Jones show ... I kid you not ... this guy stood up and said ..

"My home boy caught the vapors yo!"

I was in tears for hours. How stupid does that sound ... ROFL
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Old 01-16-2003, 04:47 PM   #17
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Quote:
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Clippin Links = poopin
ahhh.....poop slang

'growing a tail'
'spraying mud'
'droppin bombs like Hiroshima'
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Old 01-16-2003, 04:47 PM   #18
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Upon reflection, I'm not sure if it's funny or disturbing...but a friend referred to a woman's breasts as "chesticles".
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Old 01-16-2003, 04:55 PM   #19
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bunt- the section just below a womens belly button that poofs out... but just higher than it... you know what I mean!



no no no..thats a GUNT! (gut + **** = gunt)
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Old 01-16-2003, 05:19 PM   #20
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The ultimate list........

http://www.viz.co.uk/profanisaurus/profanis.htm

Never be stuck for a word again!
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Old 01-16-2003, 05:21 PM   #21
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actually, Kankles is a "Maddenism". He says it's the part that's not quite the calves, and not quite the ankle.

My own

Feedin the dog

a metphor for vomiting.
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Old 01-16-2003, 05:31 PM   #22
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Quote:
Originally posted by WRXSTI?
sorority whores = sorostitutes
sorority whore = frat matress
Quote:
ahhh.....poop slang
"Dropping the kids off at the pool"

Local Slang:
"Jeet jet" (did you eat yet?)
"'Sliberdy" (referring to the East Liberty district)
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Old 01-16-2003, 05:33 PM   #23
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I was going to say that "kankles" was stolen from Madden.
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Old 01-16-2003, 06:09 PM   #24
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my coworker has this term "until the string breaks"

he uses it when talking about a girl wearing tight outfits holding the fat in...so she looks ok, until the string breaks then the fat is allowed to expand
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Old 01-16-2003, 06:31 PM   #25
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Quote:
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Upon reflection, I'm not sure if it's funny or disturbing...but a friend referred to a woman's breasts as "chesticles".
I call them mambajambas

Tig Ole Biddies
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