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Old 01-10-2012, 12:31 PM   #1
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Default I'm in a restaurant where Rick Perry is eating lunch.

wwotd?
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Old 01-10-2012, 12:32 PM   #2
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there's secret service guys all over the place
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Old 01-10-2012, 12:33 PM   #3
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"LOL, didn't vote!"
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Old 01-10-2012, 12:33 PM   #4
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Is someone cutting his food into little pieces for him ?
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Old 01-10-2012, 12:33 PM   #5
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Introduce yourself and work "ooops, I forgot" into the conversation.

938 internet points if this gets caught on camera and you become famous for a few minutes.
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Old 01-10-2012, 12:33 PM   #6
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pee pee

(the subforum not actually pee in his food but yeah thats good too).

IB: where is ron paul?
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Old 01-10-2012, 12:34 PM   #7
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Say, "I'm Rick James, mothaf***er!" And tell him the 5 finger joke.
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Old 01-10-2012, 12:35 PM   #8
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critique his meal choice

ARE THOSE FREEDOM OR FRENCH FRIES?
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Old 01-10-2012, 12:35 PM   #9
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Something something ROMNEY CROOK something something
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Old 01-10-2012, 12:35 PM   #10
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Quote:
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there's only a couple secret service guys


Fixed.



Also, troll him like so:


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Old 01-10-2012, 12:36 PM   #11
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start a food fight
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Old 01-10-2012, 12:36 PM   #12
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Take a picture with him and then later photoshop creees face into it.
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Old 01-10-2012, 12:37 PM   #13
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wwotd?
Punch that ****ing dolt in the head...
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Old 01-10-2012, 12:37 PM   #14
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Ask to take a pic with him, pull out Ron Paul sticker at the last minute.
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Old 01-10-2012, 12:38 PM   #15
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Glitter bomb
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Old 01-10-2012, 12:39 PM   #16
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Fixed.



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Old 01-10-2012, 12:39 PM   #17
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Walk by and say, "You don't need to eat lunch every day to know that there's something wrong with this country when gays can cook openly at restaurants, but our kids can't eat dessert first or turn away their peas."
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Old 01-10-2012, 12:39 PM   #18
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Tell him we don't want him back in TX.

Thank.
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Old 01-10-2012, 12:40 PM   #19
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ask him for a hug.
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Old 01-10-2012, 12:41 PM   #20
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this is the guy guarding the room he is eating in.
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Old 01-10-2012, 12:41 PM   #21
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isn't he the texan who carries CCW and shot a wild dog or something when out jogging a couple years ago? The one who acts like George Bush Jr. Jr. and who can't even get as many votes as gingrich

not trolling, don't want to click "Submit Reply"...

edit: Isn't it a felony to post pics of security detail people?
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Old 01-10-2012, 12:43 PM   #22
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He doesn't look that big you can take him.


Or just run towards the door
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Old 01-10-2012, 12:44 PM   #23
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Walk up to the security detail and say, "I doubt there are steers in there, eh?"
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Old 01-10-2012, 12:44 PM   #24
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if I had gotten here a minute sooner I would have had a great photo op. He came over and shook my wife's hand before I arrived.
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Old 01-10-2012, 12:45 PM   #25
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if I had gotten here a minute sooner I would have had a great photo op. He came over and shook my wife's hand before I arrived.
Ew. Are you ever going to let her jack your jimmy again?
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