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Old 10-18-2011, 10:21 PM   #101
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Old 10-18-2011, 10:29 PM   #102
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Old 10-18-2011, 10:49 PM   #103
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Old 10-18-2011, 11:41 PM   #104
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Old 10-18-2011, 11:53 PM   #105
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Old 10-19-2011, 12:06 AM   #106
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Old 10-19-2011, 12:24 AM   #107
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Old 10-19-2011, 12:38 AM   #108
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Old 10-19-2011, 12:46 AM   #109
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Old 10-19-2011, 01:03 AM   #110
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Old 10-19-2011, 02:02 AM   #111
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Old 10-19-2011, 01:21 PM   #112
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Old 10-19-2011, 01:23 PM   #113
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Old 10-19-2011, 01:45 PM   #114
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David Blaine:

Turn off the lights and leave the window shades open, begin doggy style sex with her facing the window. Back out real fast and have a friend enter from behind while you go outside to the window. You wave back at her as your friend pounds away giving the impression your as magical as david-****ing-blaine

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Old 10-19-2011, 01:48 PM   #115
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Old 10-19-2011, 01:50 PM   #116
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I once recieved a messaged after winning a match against a fellow from the UK on XLB.
He called me a "cocky little fanny pamp". I replied "Thanks?".
I still don't know if he was mad.

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Old 10-19-2011, 01:53 PM   #117
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Old 10-19-2011, 01:54 PM   #118
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Old 10-19-2011, 01:56 PM   #119
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David Blaine:

Turn off the lights and leave the window shades open, begin doggy style sex with her facing the window. Back out real fast and have a friend enter from behind while you go outside to the window. You wave back at her as your friend pounds away giving the impression your as magical as david-****ing-blaine
That's the dumbest thing I've ever read.

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Drive the porcelain bus

As for insults, I was always a fan of "crotch goblin" and "ass mongrel."
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Old 10-19-2011, 02:05 PM   #120
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Old 10-19-2011, 02:22 PM   #121
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Old 10-19-2011, 02:30 PM   #122
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Old 10-19-2011, 02:59 PM   #123
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Old 10-19-2011, 04:55 PM   #124
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That's the dumbest thing I've ever read.


Technicolor yodel
Laugh at your shoes
Talk on the big white telephone
Drive the porcelain bus

As for insults, I was always a fan of "crotch goblin" and "ass mongrel."

I didnt make it up, just got a chuckle out of it. I think I ruined the joke, it was off of Big Boi's last album at the end of a song. It was pretty funny, but coming from my white mouth its not. I'll try and listen to it again and actually get the real word for word joke.
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Old 10-19-2011, 05:21 PM   #125
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